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Gem of Tigress
November 21st, 2009, 09:25 AM
this could be fun...
just one rule....... it has to be silly. ;)


like..


Artie: What happened to the most dangerous artifact in the Dark Fault?

Pete: Uh... i think Claudia took it.

or something like that. have fun!!!

badwolfSG
November 23rd, 2009, 11:00 AM
10
9
8
7
6
Counting down is always bad over intercoms

Gem of Tigress
November 23rd, 2009, 05:14 PM
That's a good one. it's really ANOYOING when Mrs. F is counting down. ;) :p :D

badwolfSG
November 23rd, 2009, 08:07 PM
That's a good one. it's really ANOYOING when Mrs. F is counting down. ;) :p :D

LOL! Ya, but you know by 1 she down right terrifying.


Also anything along the lines of "don't touch that... and ends with "Oh, my god!" is just not good news

Pharaoh Atem
November 23rd, 2009, 08:21 PM
i demand royalties for taking my thread concept :P

just playin

Alan Wake
November 23rd, 2009, 08:36 PM
Since the warehouse is so big how about...

clean up on isle 2,304!

Gem of Tigress
November 24th, 2009, 10:44 AM
good one.

How about.....

Pete: Where's Claudia?

Artie: Oh, she's cleaning up in isle 2,304.

Keaira Taegan
November 24th, 2009, 03:14 PM
what about:

(Pete and Myka are off doing stuff in various aisles of the warehouse)
Artie: hey, i just ordered pizza so if you guys head back now it should be delivered by the time you get here!!

yessika
November 24th, 2009, 08:46 PM
Pete and Mika are walking to the isles...
Pete: Artie, this doesn't look like a chariot
Artie: I think you should have turned left at the statue

SunKrux
November 25th, 2009, 06:59 AM
Artie: Myka, did you make another wish?
Myka: No.
Artie: Then why do you have a ferret on you shoulder?

Gem of Tigress
November 25th, 2009, 12:08 PM
Good one SunKrux.

and she'd probably name him Artie ;)

Karhedron
November 26th, 2009, 11:31 AM
Pete : Artie? That Mayan statue glowing isn't a good sign, is it?

---------------

Artie : Claudia? Where are you?
Claudia : I was improving the shelfing system. It is all automati...OH MY GOD!

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MacPherson : Missed me?

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Mrs Frederic : Whatever you do, drop it. I want to see all of you at the vault NOW !

Gem of Tigress
November 26th, 2009, 04:50 PM
Keep going. these are good. :D:D

Keaira Taegan
November 26th, 2009, 05:06 PM
Pete: Is it bad that i poked the glowy sphere?

Gate Ranger
November 26th, 2009, 08:32 PM
Pete: Artie, what's the heat shaped glowy thing in isle 1,000?
Artie: Oh no! Did you touch it?
Pete; Yeah, why?
Artie: It will make all the females in the warehouse go nuts!
Pete: NO! NO! MYKA DON'T!!!!

SunKrux
November 26th, 2009, 09:53 PM
Artie: I made cookies!
Pete runs to the office
Myka: Sorry it's been a bad day so I ate them all.

Keaira Taegan
November 27th, 2009, 06:36 PM
Myka: hey artie, have you seen Pete?
Artie: Uh no. why?
Myka: uhmm no reason. hey by the way what does that item 2978 do exactly?

jelgate
November 27th, 2009, 06:54 PM
Artie: Do you guys smell fudge?

Girlbot
November 28th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Pete: Uh...........Why do I have two shadows?

Keaira Taegan
November 28th, 2009, 09:33 PM
Pete: Hey Artie, is it bad that Myka's currently turning green?
Artie: what shade of green?
Pete: uhh...uhmmm...
Artie: Is she lime green? grass green? evergreen?
Myka: uhh I'm grass with a touch of lime...
Artie: yes thats very bad.

WingedPegasus
December 1st, 2009, 08:11 AM
Mrs. Fredrickson...saying anything. :P

Claudia: Everyone better stay low for a while...I was making some "improvements" to the automatic vacuum cleaner and it sort of got loose.
Myka: *five minutes later* Where's my ferret?

Pete: Hey Artie, remember that artifact that you stole from the island of hungry cannibals?
Artie: What do you mean, "remember" it?

awsed24
December 1st, 2009, 09:20 PM
*RAAAAWR*
pete: AAAAAAARTIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

Girlbot
December 2nd, 2009, 11:52 AM
Captain there be whales !

Gem of Tigress
December 2nd, 2009, 12:11 PM
Artie: Whales?

Pete: RUNNN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keaira Taegan
December 3rd, 2009, 08:58 AM
Pete: so i was talking to the statue on aisle 24 yesterday...
Artie: whoa whoa. what you were talking to it?!
Pete: uhhm maybe...why?
Artie: *siighs* just go eat some cookies and i'll handle it.

SunKrux
December 3rd, 2009, 07:37 PM
Myka: Pete would you stop playing with yourself and come to the office.

*get your minds out of the gutter people, he's playing ping pong with Alice again, geez!*

Gem of Tigress
December 4th, 2009, 05:24 PM
* not again, i thought that Alice was in the Dark Vault :p*

SunKrux
December 4th, 2009, 07:32 PM
GoT - maybe he's in the Dark Vault playing with her. :p

Gem of Tigress
December 4th, 2009, 08:16 PM
then Artie would Tan his hide! :p

Keaira Taegan
December 5th, 2009, 02:26 PM
Myka: Artie?
Artie: Yes...?
Myka: Its bad when item 3674 starts beeping when you walk by it right?
Artie: only if it doesnt stop.
Myka: oh well i guess now's a good time to tell you item 3674 hasnt stopped beeping since yesterday afternoon...

SunKrux
December 5th, 2009, 05:04 PM
then Artie would Tan his hide! :p
Artie would have to catch him first. :p ;) :lol:

Pete: Artie, what would happen if artifact 13427 disappears when you walk by it?
Artie: Pete, what were you doing in the Dark Vault?
Pete: Why would you ask me that?
Artie: Artifact 13427 is in the Dark Vault.
Pete: Oh uh, not any more.
Artie: PETE!!!!

Keaira Taegan
December 6th, 2009, 05:48 PM
Artie: Myka, ive cookies in the office for 10 minutes and Pete hasnt showed up, do you know where he is?
Myka: i saw him awhile ago in the warehouse he was stroking sumthing in the palm of one hand and saying "precious." and when i went to follow him to see what was what he wasn't down the aisle so i just figured id turned down the wrong one and came back here...
Artie: :eek: Oh no. Lock everything down Myka, we have a Tolkien situation!

Gem of Tigress
December 6th, 2009, 06:23 PM
Myka: I just got Pete. i took the Ring from him.

Artie: Quick! put it in the dark vault.

Myka: Already done.

Artie: Good job Myka.

Pete: WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS!?

Myka: Nowhere you need to know.

* Zats Pete*

Keaira Taegan
December 6th, 2009, 06:26 PM
Myka: I just got Pete. i took the Ring from him.

Artie: Quick! put it in the dark vault.

Myka: Already done.

Artie: Good job Myka.

Pete: WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS!?

Myka: Nowhere you need to know.

* Zats Pete*

:lol: Nice :)

Gate Ranger
December 6th, 2009, 07:39 PM
Pete: This is cool!
Artie: PETE! are you playing with that again?
Pete: Yes.
Artie; How many times do i have to tell you don't play with that....
Pete: Yes or bad things will happen i know,i know. Uh Oh.
Artie: PETE!
Pete runs and hides after destroying artie's favorite book case.

Girlbot
December 7th, 2009, 11:02 AM
Artie: "OK that's number 5, now I'm just missing Dopey and Sleepy"

Gem of Tigress
December 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
*poof*

MacPherson: I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you miss me?

Gem of Tigress
December 7th, 2009, 11:06 AM
:lol: Nice :)

thanks. :) i was watching the third LOTR movie yesterday.

Keaira Taegan
December 7th, 2009, 01:02 PM
thanks. :) i was watching the third LOTR movie yesterday.

haha i had done a marathon of them, hence my post :)

Gate Ranger
December 7th, 2009, 07:06 PM
Artie: Where's Claudia?
Myka: On the roof with that coat thing.
Claudia: ARTIE!!!! HELP!!!

badwolfSG
December 7th, 2009, 11:22 PM
Mrs.. is it Fredrickson or Fredrick? I thought it was just Fredrick, but I could be wrong. Okay either way. Her says. "Something very, very bad about to happen."

Keaira Taegan
December 8th, 2009, 05:28 AM
Myka: I met the most charming man today, so princely and kind and handsome *sighs and gets a blank expression on her face*
Pete: Well La-ti-da for you...
Artie: Pete shh. Myka, where were you when you met this man?
Myka: *still blank* Just around here...i think...I'm going back to meet him later and go for ride on his noble steed.
Pete *muttering*: noble steed?
Artie: Great...Pete keep Myka here and quiet, i really dont feel like doing battle with Prince Charming over his "damsel in distress."

SunKrux
December 8th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Mrs.. is it Fredrickson or Fredrick? I thought it was just Fredrick, but I could be wrong. Okay either way. Her says. "Something very, very bad about to happen."

It's Fredrick. Seems to me maybe you're confusing Dickenson and Fredrick to come up with Fredrickson. ;)


Myka: I met the most charming man today, so princely and kind and handsome *sighs and gets a blank expression on her face*
Pete: Well La-ti-da for you...
Artie: Pete shh. Myka, where were you when you met this man?
Myka: *still blank* Just around here...i think...I'm going back to meet him later and go for ride on his noble steed.
Pete *muttering*: noble steed?
Artie: Great...Pete keep Myka here and quiet, i really dont feel like doing battle with Prince Charming over his "damsel in distress."

After realizing that something was seriously wrong...
Myka: I was drugged.
Pete: Right...
Myka: I was. There is no way I'm a "damsel in distress".
Pete: True.

Girlbot
December 8th, 2009, 08:20 AM
"Incoming" ! ! ! !

Gate Ranger
December 8th, 2009, 03:21 PM
Infomercials.

Keaira Taegan
December 8th, 2009, 03:27 PM
Infomercials.

hahaha please imagine the sound sham-wow guy or Billy Mays talking over the intercom :lol: thatd be horrendous!

badwolfSG
December 8th, 2009, 11:36 PM
The old internet sound, I hate that sound, If you don't what I'm talking about. Think about about ten years ago before you could be online and on the phone at the same time. If you wanted to used the phone but when you pick it up you'd hear this annoying beeping sound and that how you knew someone in your house was online.

Keaira Taegan
December 9th, 2009, 07:38 AM
The old internet sound, I hate that sound, If you don't what I'm talking about. Think about about ten years ago before you could be online and on the phone at the same time. If you wanted to used the phone but when you pick it up you'd hear this annoying beeping sound and that how you knew someone in your house was online.

UGH! ik exactly what you're talking about! thatd be horrorific on the intercom

Gem of Tigress
December 9th, 2009, 10:27 AM
:eek:"I am your god, bow before me" :eek:

Girlbot
December 9th, 2009, 11:07 AM
"blue light special, aisle 3"

Gem of Tigress
December 9th, 2009, 11:11 AM
"hi, i'm What's-his-name for the Sham WOW!"

Gem of Tigress
December 9th, 2009, 11:12 AM
Pete: Oh great :mckay: It's him.

Myka: The Sham WOW doesn't work.

Artie: How do you know?

Myka: I tried to clean up some neutralizer with it.

Artie: Oh.

Myka: Never buy me that for my Birthday again.

badwolfSG
December 9th, 2009, 03:15 PM
"hi, i'm What's-his-name for the Sham WOW!"

(Talking about the Shaw wow guy.)

Myka: Think we should tell him?

Pete: Tell him what?

Myka: Shaw now, Shaw sucks...

Pete: Na, I think he can figure out on his own.

Keaira Taegan
December 10th, 2009, 09:57 AM
Intercom: HI!! Billy Mays here for OXYCLEAN!
Pete, Myka, and Artie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Girlbot
December 10th, 2009, 10:00 AM
Intercom: HI!! Billy Mays here for OXYCLEAN!
Pete, Myka, and Artie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
OMG the Ghost of Billie Mays:eek: (you do know he died some months ago)

Keaira Taegan
December 10th, 2009, 10:03 AM
OMG the Ghost of Billie Mays:eek: (you do know he died some months ago)

YES THE GHOST!! haha. yeah i did know that =/

Gem of Tigress
December 10th, 2009, 10:32 AM
Myka: Great! Now we have Ghosts over the intercom. :rolleyes:

Keaira Taegan
December 10th, 2009, 03:48 PM
Myka: Great! Now we have Ghosts over the intercom. :rolleyes:

Pete: Artie do you have any cool little gadgets to get rid of that pesky ghost in the intercom...?
Artie: *thinks* If it was a poltergist definately...ghost im not so sure about...
Myka: We are in a warehouse full of strange artifacts and we have nothing that can take care of ghosts!?!?!
Artie: Uh, not of the top of my head, no.
Myka: Thats great Artie, thats just great.
Pete: Couldnt we just call ghostbusters??

Gem of Tigress
December 10th, 2009, 05:19 PM
Artie: No, they're on vacation.
Myka: Great, how about Ghost Hunters?
Pete: They're busy.
Myka: Thank you soooo much , but i'm going to take care of things.

yessika
December 10th, 2009, 05:25 PM
Pete: Artie do you have any cool little gadgets to get rid of that pesky ghost in the intercom...?
Artie: *thinks* If it was a poltergist definately...ghost im not so sure about...
Myka: We are in a warehouse full of strange artifacts and we have nothing that can take care of ghosts!?!?!
Artie: Uh, not of the top of my head, no.
Myka: Thats great Artie, thats just great.
Pete: Couldnt we just call ghostbusters??


Artie: No, they're on vacation.
Myka: Great, how about Ghost Hunters?
Pete: They're busy.
Myka: Thank you soooo much , but i'm going to take care of things.

:lol: :lol:

Keaira Taegan
December 10th, 2009, 05:33 PM
Artie: No, they're on vacation.
Myka: Great, how about Ghost Hunters?
Pete: They're busy.
Myka: Thank you soooo much , but i'm going to take care of things.

Pete: And just how exactly do you plan on doing that?!
Myka: I plan on getting the Sham-wow guy and have the two of them battle it out.
Artie: but the sham-wow guy is alive...
Pete: yeah myka giant flaw in your brillant plan there!
Myka: *sighing exasperatedly* No. He's not alive. the man sells sham-wows, obviously doesn't have a soul!
Artie&Pete: Oooohhhh.
Myka: YEAAH!
Artie: Well that's brillant...
Myka: I know :D

Gem of Tigress
December 10th, 2009, 05:36 PM
Pete: She's good!

Myka: Yeah, i've known that for a while. :P

awsed24
December 12th, 2009, 11:39 AM
pete: ummm artie?
artie: huh?
pete: was i supposed to push the button on item 34586?
artie: wait, which one did you press?
pete: there were two? i only saw a square one.
artie: oh god...

badwolfSG
December 13th, 2009, 05:30 AM
baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

Keaira Taegan
December 13th, 2009, 10:25 AM
baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

Artie *upon hearing this*: OH CRAP!
Myka: What?!?
Artie: The duster got loose!
Pete: Come again??
Artie: I'll explain later! For now, I have to go do battle with a bereft, inefficent cleaning object!

Gem of Tigress
December 13th, 2009, 01:31 PM
Myka: Leave it to me.

* she goes and " Tesla's" the Duster*

Myka: Done.

Pete: Thirty seconds! Nice!.

Keaira Taegan
December 13th, 2009, 06:20 PM
Myka: Leave it to me.

* she goes and " Tesla's" the Duster*

Myka: Done.

Pete: Thirty seconds! Nice!.

Artie: Eh, ive done it in 15 :P

Gem of Tigress
December 13th, 2009, 06:26 PM
Myka: Try this.

* goes and Telsa's the duster again*

Pete: Five seconds flat.

Artie: Aww that record stood for ten years.

Myka: Too bad.

Keaira Taegan
December 14th, 2009, 06:42 PM
*in the office Pete barges in*
Pete: Dude, Myka. did you know if you eat the pancakes with syrup on aisle 92 more INSTANTLY appear?!
Myka: Uhh, no, why do you know that?
Pete: Cuz i had some and they were really delicious! I'm going back to have some more for lunch, wanna join me?!
Artie *walking in* Join you where?
Myka: Pete ate pancakes with syrup on aisle 92...
Artie: Aunt Jemima's at it again! Crap!!

Gem of Tigress
December 14th, 2009, 07:08 PM
Myka: Oh no! Not Aunt Jemima!

Pete: What's so wrong with Aunt Jemima?

Myka and Artie: Because her pancakes are addictive!

Pete: oh.

Myka: Yeah, it's like the Kasa that SG-1 had to deal with!

SunKrux
December 14th, 2009, 07:34 PM
Claudia: Hey Pete, want to know what Myka named her ferret?
Pete: Yeah!
Myka (grabbing the mic from Claudia): Too bad, NEVER gonna happen.

Keaira Taegan
December 15th, 2009, 06:21 AM
*claudia is wandering the aisles of the warehouse*
Claudia: WOAH! NO WAY! The actual Captain's chair from star trek!
Artie*over intercom*: NO CLAUDIA DONT SIT IN IT!!
Claudia: uhh too late?
Artie: Get up now!!
Claudia*leaping up*: I have avoided...the danger! Now...beam me back so...we may discuss the situation further!
Artie: Oh great, i was too late, now she'll be speaking like Captain Kirk for a week!

Gem of Tigress
December 15th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Myka: And i thought Pete was Annoying. :rolleyes:

Keaira Taegan
December 15th, 2009, 03:02 PM
Myka: And i thought Pete was Annoying. :rolleyes:

Pete: hey, be nice now! at least i'll never command you to "beam me" somewhere...or ask for my phaser or make out with every girl we meet on a case!!
Artie: he has a point...

Gem of Tigress
December 16th, 2009, 07:02 AM
Myka: Yeah, i guess he does. :o

Keaira Taegan
December 16th, 2009, 07:36 AM
*Pete and Myka wandering the aisles*
Pete: hey look *points to the ground getting mezmerized* its a scale!!
Myka: oooh! *mezmerized* lets weigh ourselves!
Artie*over intercom*: hey guys just a heads up, item 513 is a scale and its missing, if you find it Do. Not. Weigh Yourselves or any object! I repeat avoid the scale and immediately notify me!
Pete&Myka: oops....

Gem of Tigress
December 16th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Artie: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Keaira Taegan
December 16th, 2009, 04:02 PM
*Pete and Myka start fighting for turns on the scale*
Artie: ugh this is like the one ring all over again!
Pete*stops fighting myka*: PRECIOUS?!?!

Gem of Tigress
December 16th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Myka: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

* Zats Pete*

Keaira Taegan
December 16th, 2009, 04:17 PM
Myka: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

* Zats Pete*

Artie: thanks myka!
Myka: no problemo...
Artie: wait...where'd you get the zat from...?!?!

Gem of Tigress
December 16th, 2009, 08:51 PM
Myka: Sam gave it to me. ;)

Pete: Sam?

Myka: Not the dead guy, Sam Carter, she's a member of SG-1. a good friend of Helen Magnus. ;)

Girlbot
December 17th, 2009, 06:31 AM
OMG it's Simon Cowell :eek:

Gem of Tigress
December 17th, 2009, 09:48 AM
Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

Pete: Who's Will? :confused:

Myka: only Artie and i know. ;)

badwolfSG
December 17th, 2009, 12:07 PM
Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

Pete: Who's Will? :confused:

Myka: only Artie and i know. ;)

LAMO! :cool:

Gem of Tigress
December 17th, 2009, 02:13 PM
Pete: Unbelieveable!

Myka: Get used to it. ;)

yessika
December 17th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

Pete: I'm not hungry

(That would probably be the end of the universe :p)

Keaira Taegan
December 17th, 2009, 03:44 PM
Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

Pete: I'm not hungry

(That would probably be the end of the universe :p)

*Artie comes flying in*
Artie: HE DOESNT WANT FOOD?! OH CRAP!
Myka: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
Pete *not getting it, sings*: its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fiiine!! :D

Gem of Tigress
December 18th, 2009, 06:51 AM
Myka: I'm off to see Helen and Will. have a good time trying to make him eat Artie. ;)

* Myka leaves*

Artie: That's not fair! she gets to leave and i'm stuck with the guy who won't eat. :mad:

SunKrux
December 18th, 2009, 07:00 AM
Claudia: Hey Pete, Leena made cookies
Pete races out of the Warehouse to the B&B to get cookies.
Artie: Why didn't I think of that?

Keaira Taegan
December 18th, 2009, 02:41 PM
*Pete and Claudia are walking the aisles*
Claudia: OOOHH!!! LOOK! A MAGIC EIGHT BALL!!
Pete: Ohhh cool. Let's try it out!
*Claudia picks it up and hands to Pete*
Claudia: you first!
Pete *taking it*: Ok uhmmm *thinks* oh i got it! *starts shaking it* will i ever find out the name of Myka's ferret?
Cluadia: *peering at it intently with Pete* ohh look i can see a name forming!!
Pete: It says, "yes the ferrets name is..."
*Myka swoops in, grabs the magic eight ball and runs off yelling*: NO!! YOU"LL NEVER KNOW IT!!!
Artie *over intercom*: Pete, Claudia, get back here now. Myka ,I'll call when they are back here so you can replace the not-so-magic eight ball!

Gate Ranger
December 20th, 2009, 11:15 AM
Claudia: Pete, the ferret's name is Pete.
Pete: What?!
Claudia: She named it after you.
Myka: :eek: YOU TOLD HIM!!!! :eek:

Gem of Tigress
December 20th, 2009, 05:14 PM
* Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

Pete: What were we talking about?

* Tesla comes into the room*

Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

* Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented :P*

Keaira Taegan
December 20th, 2009, 05:19 PM
* Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

Pete: What were we talking about?

* Tesla comes into the room*

Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

* Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented :P*

Myka: well, wow, thanks!
Nikola: No problem, I am a genius after all. *walks out, presumably to go find Helen*
Claudia *walks in and sees Myka holding the new weapon*: WOAH! Check that out. by the way, who was the cutie that just walked out...
Myka: Nikola Tesla
Claudia: :eek: the Nikola Tesla?!
Myka: yeah...
Claudia: SQQUEEEE *runs after the cute vampire!*

hahaha if you cant tell I'm a bit of a Nikola Tesla fan for Sanctuary ;)

Gem of Tigress
December 20th, 2009, 05:23 PM
Myka: Hmmmmm, let's see how this works.

* walks out side of the Warehouse and points it at the smooching Claudia and Tesla*

* she fires and it goes right between them*

Myka: Claudia! he's mine!!!!!

* Zat's Claudia and kisses Tesla* :P

Keaira Taegan
December 20th, 2009, 05:30 PM
*Pete and Artie come running out to see what all the commotion is*
Artie: ah, Nikola. i see you've come to seduce my female agents again.
Nikola*tearing himself from Myka*: can i help it if my genius attracts women. ;)
Artie *grumbling and muttering to himself turns to go back inside*: C'mon pete, you do not wanna be here when Helen shows up to claim Nikola from myka and claudia...
Pete: but artie!...a chick fight!...
Artie: No Pete. It won't be anything like that. Just come with me.

Gem of Tigress
December 20th, 2009, 05:33 PM
* Pete shoots Myka with the Tesla*

Myka: Woah.... what was i doing?

Pete: You don't want to know. but i just saved you from a really bad fight between Helen and Claudia.

Myka: Thanks Pete. ;)

Keaira Taegan
December 20th, 2009, 05:48 PM
*15 minutes later Claudia comes stumbling back into the office*
Artie: Can't say i didn't warn you...
Myka: wow. for 158 Helen still knows how to open a can of whoop A. on somebody trying to steal her man.
Pete: From the way she looks *points at claudia* i'd have to agree!
Claudia, smilingly weakly: It was so worth it *thunk*

Gem of Tigress
December 20th, 2009, 05:54 PM
* Will gets "the kissing couple" into the Warehouse*

Myka: Wow.......... i wasn't doing that was i?

Pete: A little bit, not that much.

Will: Are you ready to go?

Myka: Yeah, hold on a minute.

* Myka leaves to go get something*

Pete: Where are you taking her?

Will: Honeymoon.

Pete: :eek: WHAT?! :eek:

Will: She didn't tell you? we got married two weeks ago.

* Pete faints*

Gate Ranger
December 21st, 2009, 08:47 AM
Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
Helen: What happend?
Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
Pete: Thank you.
Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 10:29 AM
Note: Hey Ranger! I'm disregarding your post!!!!! :P:P:P :D:D
:mad: YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MY PLOT!! :mad:

* Myka Zat's Pete before he can Kill Will. *

Myka: Let's go.

Will: Agreed. i have to stop at the Sanctuary to get the "kissing couple" separated.

Myka: Ok.

* they leave*

:P

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 10:30 AM
Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
Helen: What happend?
Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
Pete: Thank you.
Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.

small problem there Ranger. there are two of Will now, Helen would notice! :P

Keaira Taegan
December 21st, 2009, 11:09 AM
Yeah Helen would totally notice and want to get to the bottom of the mystery of two Wills :)

badwolfSG
December 21st, 2009, 01:09 PM
Yeah Helen would totally notice and want to get to the bottom of the mystery of two Wills :)

Oh, yeah, she would have noticed and not told nobody.

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 02:14 PM
she would also notice that one of them was unconcious.

sorry Ranger, your plan just got canned. :P :D

Keaira Taegan
December 21st, 2009, 06:22 PM
Pete: Hey artie?
Artie: what did you touch now?!
Myka: he didnt do anything, neither of us did, we just looked on the computer i swear!
Artie: ok so what is it?
Pete: we were reading the list of stuff in the dark vault...
Artie:...and?
Myka: well uh, why is the Staples "easy" button in there??

:D

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 06:47 PM
Artie: Because it's not easy. :rolleyes:

Gate Ranger
December 21st, 2009, 07:20 PM
Okay guys, you got me. *surrenders*

Pete: Um Artie, why is Mckay's cat in the dark vault?
Artie: What?! Speckles! NO!

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 07:27 PM
NO Speckels is Helen's cat.

back on topic.

Myka: Bye Pete.

* walks out the door kissing*

SunKrux
December 21st, 2009, 07:59 PM
Myka: PETE!! Why did you let Alice! out again? Haven't I been tortured enough with all the crossover nonsense?

Pete: Don't look at me.

Myka: I am because I know you can't resist playing with yourself in that mirror.

Gem of Tigress
December 21st, 2009, 08:00 PM
* Will appears, catches Alice and returns her to the Mirror*

Gate Ranger
December 22nd, 2009, 07:20 AM
*Pete returns to playing himself in pingpong and lets Alice go again*

Gem of Tigress
December 22nd, 2009, 09:21 AM
Myka: He's hopeless! let's go.

* leaves for Sanctuary*

Gate Ranger
December 22nd, 2009, 09:46 AM
*Alice follows them*

Keaira Taegan
December 22nd, 2009, 09:56 AM
*Nikola appears and tackles Alice, and throws her into the mirror* AND STAY THERE!!! *takes Helen by the hand and strolls out with everybody else* :D

Gem of Tigress
December 22nd, 2009, 10:40 AM
Myka: Oh, hi Nick. how's it going? ;)

SunKrux
December 22nd, 2009, 07:59 PM
Myka: Pete you'd better sit down for this bit of news.
Claudia & Leena: Myka don't tell him. It will crush him.
Myka: But he needs to know, seriously.
Pete: What? What do I need to know?
Myka: First sit down.
*Pete sits down*
Artie: Myka are you sure you want to be the one to tell him?
Myka: Yes, Artie, he's my partner and he should hear it from me.
Pete (getting even more worried by the minute): What is it Myka? I can take it, honest.
Myka: Pete, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but there...
Claudia: Dude she's really going to tell him.
Artie: I know, now hush.
Pete: Would you all be quiet. Go on Myka...
Myka: Pete there was an accident at the B&B and well
Leena: It wasn't my fault, Artie was supposed to fix it...
*Myka glares at the others*
Pete: An accident? Was anyone hurt?
Myka: No, no one was hurt but unfortunately the oven was.
Pete: Phew that's good that no one was hurt. Wait, WHAT? The oven.
Myka: Yes Pete the oven. You know what that means don't you?
Pete (trying not to cry): Yes.
Myka: Say it Pete.
Pete: There are no more cookies.
Myka: That's right Pete, no more cookies until the oven gets fixed.

Gem of Tigress
December 23rd, 2009, 11:24 AM
* Helen comes and fixes the Oven for Pete*

Pete: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

* hugs and kisses her*

Keaira Taegan
December 23rd, 2009, 02:13 PM
*Nikola storms in and uses his magnetic powers to summon up a metal object that clunks into Pete and knocks him away from Helen and then Nikola proceeds to grab Helens hand walking out and saying over his shoulder* "Just becuase she fixed your oven and you get cookies does not mean you get to kiss her!"

Pete*rubbing the spot where the object hit him*: I'll keep that in mind. *looks to Artie* sheesh, are new mortals always this touchy?

SunKrux
December 23rd, 2009, 10:12 PM
*Myka disappears until all the Sanctuary people leave the Warehouse since Nikola is so NOT her type anyway*

:p ;)

Gate Ranger
December 24th, 2009, 07:02 AM
Pete: YAY! YAY! YAY! THEY'RE ALL GONE!! YAY! thank you so much Myka.
Myka: You're welcome. They weren't my type anyway. ;)
Pete: Thank you!

Gem of Tigress
December 24th, 2009, 10:45 AM
Will drops in.

Will: Ready to go.

Myka: Yeah!

* walks out with Will*

:P:P

my plot line.

SunKrux
December 24th, 2009, 11:19 PM
Will drops in.

Will: Ready to go.

Myka: Yeah!

* walks out with Will*

:P:P

my plot line.

Well I'm outa here then. Myka in MY world has better taste than Will or Tesla. :P

Gem of Tigress
December 25th, 2009, 03:19 PM
Hey! insult! :P:P

SunKrux
December 25th, 2009, 03:31 PM
Hey! insult! :P:P

Not an insult, I'm just not a fan of crossover stuff. Never have been never will be so carry on and I'll be elsewhere. Besides, Myka likes PETE more than she likes those two or ever will. :P

Gate Ranger
December 25th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Besides, Myka likes PETE more than she likes those two or ever will. :P

:indeed:
Sorry Gem but Will will never get her! :P:P:P:P She likes Pete better.
Please don't leave SunKrux. :( Won't be the same without ya.

SunKrux
December 25th, 2009, 11:17 PM
:indeed:
Sorry Gem but Will will never get her! :P:P:P:P She likes Pete better.
Please don't leave SunKrux. :( Won't be the same without ya.

I'm not leaving, leaving, just not visiting much until this passes over. I don't want to drag others down because they do seem to be having fun with it. Not my style to stop someone from having fun (so long as it's not hurting anyone else). So no worries. ;)

And GEM - don't you DARE feel bad because I don't like crossovers. Do you hear me? Don't make me sick my little friend Alice!Myka on you. ;)

Gem of Tigress
December 26th, 2009, 11:16 AM
Relax Sunny i was just kidding about the crossover thing.

now back on topic.

Pete: Who stole my cookies!? :mad:

Myka: * wiping crumbs off her mouth* They were yours?

Pete: MYKA!!!!!!! :mad:

Gate Ranger
December 26th, 2009, 06:08 PM
*Pete tackles her*

SunKrux
December 27th, 2009, 10:03 AM
Relax Sunny i was just kidding about the crossover thing.

I'm cool, just don't like crossovers so I wasn't participating except to steer it a different direction. ;)


now back on topic.

Pete: Who stole my cookies!? :mad:

Myka: * wiping crumbs off her mouth* They were yours?

Pete: MYKA!!!!!!! :mad:


*Pete tackles her*

*Artie douses them with purple goo, again*

Artie: What have I told you two about bringing your negative energy in to the Warehouse?

*Pete & Myka fling purple goo at Artie and run*

Gate Ranger
December 28th, 2009, 07:43 AM
Pete and Myka stop running and then start planning revenge for Artie.
Pete: I say we should scare him to death by getting that thimble thing and being Mac.
Myka: That's a good plan but not good enough. I have a better one. Remember that B&B in here?
Pete: yeah.
Myka: I say we board up the outside area where we got out and then shove Artie in.
Pete: Or we could let loose the dodge balls on him.
Myka: That's it! That's what we'll do.
*sneak off to exact revenge on Artie*

Keaira Taegan
December 28th, 2009, 04:15 PM
A holiday filled WH13 moment :)

*Pete sneaks into the living room at the B&B on christmas eve bc he wants the cookies left for Santa*

Pete: haha yes! *sits and looks at the cookies and glass of milk* aahh. my favorite christmas cookies!!

*there is a tap on his shoulder so he looks up startled*

Santa: Those are my cookies young man. Do not make me put you on the naughty list!
Pete: SANTA!? THE NAUGHTY LIST?! YES SIR! I AM GOING STRAIGHT UPSTAIRS AND BACK TO BED NO COOKIES! ENJOY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

*runs up stairs and goes to sleep....the next morning around the tree*

Pete:Hey, did you guys know santa really does exist?!

*Myka&Claudia laugh*
Mkya: oookayy pete! whatever you say! haha
Claudia: next he'll be saying the easter bunny is real too! ahaha

*artie leans in and whispers to pete while the girls are laughing*
Artie: its better to not try and tell people. the government has been covering up his existence for too long and brainwashed everybody to think he's fake so just play along.
Pete *alittle dejectedly*: ok.
Artie: don't be too upset now, knowing he's real and believing it in your heart automatically puts on you on the nice nice list.
Pete: Nice Nice list?
Artie: you have a lot to learn still Pete...

Gem of Tigress
December 28th, 2009, 06:12 PM
Artie: don't forget the Tooth Fairy. ;)

SunKrux
December 28th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Artie: don't forget the Tooth Fairy. ;)

Myka: Don't you mean the Molenator? :D

Gem of Tigress
December 29th, 2009, 07:58 AM
Claudia: How about Superman? ;)

Keaira Taegan
December 29th, 2009, 03:32 PM
Myka: AND LEPRECHAUNS?!

Gem of Tigress
December 29th, 2009, 04:30 PM
Claudia: Oh and you CAN'T forget about Big Foot. ;)

Keaira Taegan
December 29th, 2009, 04:35 PM
Myka: Oohhh! AND MERMAIDS!!!

Gem of Tigress
December 29th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Claudia: And what about Werewolves! ;)

Keaira Taegan
December 29th, 2009, 04:43 PM
Myka: vampires! ;)

Gate Ranger
December 29th, 2009, 07:13 PM
Pete: Myka come quick!
*Myka runs to where Pete is*
Myka: What?
Pete: Puppies!
Myka: Awww!
Artie: Puppies? :confused:
Pete: You know, Lady was pregnant and had puppies. :confused:
Artie: WE HAVE A DOG! :eek::eek::eek:

Gem of Tigress
December 31st, 2009, 07:58 AM
Myka: Artie? you didn't know we had a dog? :eek: That's not possible!

Keaira Taegan
December 31st, 2009, 09:48 AM
Artie: at midnight on new years eve ive programmed the intercom to do a countdown and then say happy new year!
everybody says something like: cool!!! can't wait!

*ten seconds to midnight over the intercom* ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Artie,Myka,Cluadia,Pete: YAYY!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

*they then party it up....ten minutes later*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Myka: uhh...artie its malfunctioning...
Artie:yeah i guess so just ignore it...

*an hour later, its still happening every 10 minutes*
Cluadia: ok artie, i adore you but thats annoying, fix it!

*artie taps away at the computer then mutters*
Artie: oh crap.
Cluadia: what...??
Artie: i never hit enter for the program....
Cluadia: so somebodys in the warehouse?!

*myka and pete sigh and take out their tesla's*
Pete: we'll go sweep the warehouse.
Artie: no wait...*taps away at computer then* aha. just as i suspected. take some neuralizer and go through it on item 1098.
Pete: ok, what is that item?
Artie: the first ball dropped at Times Square New York City.

:) happy new years everybody

Gem of Tigress
December 31st, 2009, 02:09 PM
LOL!!!! Happy New Year Everybody! :D:D:D:D:D

Keaira Taegan
January 3rd, 2010, 04:20 PM
Myka: Pete, its your turn to wash the dishes today!

Gem of Tigress
January 3rd, 2010, 05:57 PM
Pete: What!? no! it's Claudia's turn!

Artie: Pete, either you do the dishes or no X box 360!

Pete: Fine. :mckay:

Gate Ranger
January 3rd, 2010, 07:07 PM
Pete: Done! Now for that x box 360!!!!!
Myka: Pete! There are cookies in here.
*loud crashes as you hear Pete scrambling for the kitchen*

Gem of Tigress
January 4th, 2010, 03:05 PM
* Artie walks out with X box 360 *

Artie: Thank you Myka. :D:D:D:D:P:P

Gate Ranger
January 4th, 2010, 07:37 PM
*Pete runs back in and gets the x box 360*

yessika
January 4th, 2010, 09:00 PM
*and Myka gets more cookies*

Keaira Taegan
January 5th, 2010, 08:58 AM
*artie returns from catching from the football outside*
Artie: Hey guys, i hate to tell you this but uhh, we're snowed in.
Myka, Pete and Cluadia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gate Ranger
January 5th, 2010, 11:45 AM
Pete: Who gets to shovel the snow away?
* all point at Pete*
Pete: No way! I'm not doing it!
*two hours later Pete is shoveling away the snow*

Gem of Tigress
January 5th, 2010, 06:03 PM
* Myka is watching Pete from the Window*

Artie: How far is he?

Myka: I think he just un earthed your car, if that is your car.

Gate Ranger
January 6th, 2010, 09:27 AM
*pete is still working*
Pete: Okay, i'm taking a break.
Myka: Hey guys it looks like he's coming in.
Claudia: No! He's not getting in here!
Myka: Why not? He needs a break.
Claudia: I've waited to do this for a long time, revenge!

Gem of Tigress
January 6th, 2010, 05:03 PM
Myka: Claudia!

* she lets Pete in*

Artie: Wow, Pete! You look like a popsicle.

Keaira Taegan
January 7th, 2010, 03:10 PM
Pete: Yeah well, this popsicle wants hot chocolate and marshmellows and cookies Now!! :D

Gem of Tigress
January 8th, 2010, 03:45 PM
Myka: Ok, Popsicle, here you go.

* hands Pete some cookies*

Pete: Thank you.

Gate Ranger
January 8th, 2010, 05:14 PM
Pete: Thanks. Artie! Your turn!
Artie: Oh brother! :mckay:

Gem of Tigress
January 8th, 2010, 05:36 PM
Claudia: Poor Artie. :( ;)

* Pete hands his gloves to Artie and leaves to warm up by the fire*

Myka: Good luck Artie. :D

Gate Ranger
January 8th, 2010, 06:20 PM
Artie: :mckay:!!!! Oh i hate having to do this! :mad:

Gem of Tigress
January 8th, 2010, 08:40 PM
* Claudia and Myka are watching from the window*

Myka: Poor Artie, he looks so cold. :(

Claudia: Yeah, but the guys did draw the short straw. ;)

Myka: You're right.

Gate Ranger
January 9th, 2010, 08:45 AM
*two hours later Artie comes back in*
Artie: Oh finally! Your turn girls.
Myka and Claudia: WHAT?!
Artie: The guys aren't the only ones with work to do.
Myka: Oh brother. :mckay:

Gem of Tigress
January 9th, 2010, 08:57 AM
Claudia: Hey! It was the guys that drew the short straw. remember? :D

Gate Ranger
January 9th, 2010, 02:05 PM
Artie: Sorry Claudia you just volunteered yourself for the next shift.
*shoves her out the door*

Keaira Taegan
January 9th, 2010, 08:41 PM
*muttering to herself while shoveling*
Cluadia: i am so not making anybody cookies or doing any favors for a very long time after this!!

Gem of Tigress
January 11th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Pete: WHAT!? :eek: No more cookies?

* takes Claudia's place*

Claudia: Got him. ;)

SunKrux
January 11th, 2010, 07:11 PM
Myka conspires with Claudia...
Myka: Hey Claudia I'll help make more cookies just so I won't have to shovel either. I bet Pete would take my turn too that way.

Keaira Taegan
January 13th, 2010, 04:23 PM
One day, Artie sits Myka and Cluadia down. He has a worried look on his face.

Myka: Artie, you look worried whats going on.
Artie: Its Pete...
Cluadia: is he ok?!
Artie: i think so...
Myka: Artie! stop being cryptic and just spit it out.
Artie:I can't find him.

*myka and cluadia exchange a knowing, but still concerned look*

Cluadia: So, you dont know...
Artie: Know what?
Myka: A store opened up in town that sells just cookies.
Artie: AH! I see. so i'm guessing he's there.
Cluadia: yes well, he was there at the grand opening...
Artie: well then i'm sure then i'm sure he's there now. no problem then.
Myka: thats just it Artie. if he's there now, that means he hasnt left....
Cluadia: In four days!
Artie: Oh, Crap!

^^^inspired by the fact i just found out there's a cupcake store in the little town next to mine :)

yessika
January 18th, 2010, 11:12 PM
Mika: Pete come here!!
Pete: What?
Mika: They have made some changes to GW
Pete: Oh that is just wrong
:p

Keaira Taegan
January 19th, 2010, 07:37 AM
Mika: Pete come here!!
Pete: What?
Mika: They have made some changes to GW
Pete: Oh that is just wrong
:p

:lol: :lol:

Gem of Tigress
January 24th, 2010, 02:34 PM
Myka: If we ever want Pete to take our places when the snow comes again, we'll have to burn that new store.

Claudia: You bring the gasoline and i'll bring the matches. ;)

Myka: hehehehehehe.

Gate Ranger
January 25th, 2010, 10:09 AM
Pete: NOOOOO! Not my store!! :mad:
*charges after Myka and Claudia. Two hours later a victorious Pete leads them in by their shirt collars*
Pete: Not my store!
Artie: What happened? :confused:
Pete: :) I stopped them from buring my cookie store. :mad:
Artie: Oh you mean the new store down town, um i uh just heard that um, uh it got.....blown up by Mac. :o
Pete: :eek::eek::eek::eek: WHAT!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(

Keaira Taegan
January 25th, 2010, 10:27 AM
Artie: its true Pete, the cookie store is gone.
Pete: :sheppardanime32: but what could he possibly hope to gain from doing that?!
*pete myka and cluadia look like this: :eek: and stutter a couple uh's and uhm's before...*
Myka:...well he is probably trying to get to us and i guess he figured the quickest way to do that with you was blow up the cookie store.
Cluadia: yeeeaaahh...i bet he even was behind it opening just so he could mess with your head!
Artie: yepp that sounds like Mac alright...
Pete: :( :( i'll get him for this! *leaves the room*
Artie: nice one myka.
Cluadia: yeah nice cover *high fives myka*
Myka: *high fives back* yeahh i was always good at thinking on my feet :D

yessika
January 25th, 2010, 11:07 AM
^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gem of Tigress
January 28th, 2010, 07:22 PM
Myka: Heheheheh, he'll never find out! ;)

Pete: What did you say? :o

Myka: :eek: I was just, um,,uh talking to Artie about re painting the B&B. :D

Pete: Oh.

Gate Ranger
February 1st, 2010, 06:44 PM
Pete: MYKA! YOU'RE LYING TO ME!!!!! :mad:
Myka: Now what made you think that? :confused:
Pete: I just talked to Artie and he never knew about painting the B&B! :mad:
Myka: Oh sorry. :o.
Pete: That's okay. :sheppard: I've got to go take care of Mac now. :mad:
*leaves to go kill Mac*

Gem of Tigress
February 2nd, 2010, 07:21 PM
MacPherson: :eek: :eek: :eek: I didn't mean it! Honest! :eek: :eek:

* cowers in corner*

Pete: :mad: :mad: Don't play games with me, Mcnuttypants! :mad: :mad:


MacPhereson: :eek: It was Myka's idea! :eek:

Pete: :mad: MYKA!!!!! :mad:


* leaves to go find Myka*

MacPhereson: Got him! ;)

SunKrux
February 3rd, 2010, 07:28 AM
Myka: (smacks Pete upside the back of his head) Why in the WORLD would you believe anything that lunatic says? ::)
Pete: OW! But you & Claudia plotted to blow up my fav store.
Myka: We just plotted but didn't follow through with it. Artie wouldn't let us.
Claudia: That's right. Artie wouldn't let us.

Artie walks in
Artie: I wouldn't let you two do what?
Myka & Claudia: You wouldn't let us blow up that cupcake/cookie store that had Pete captive.

Gem of Tigress
February 3rd, 2010, 02:49 PM
Artie: Yeah, of course i wouldn't let them do that!

Pete: :zelenkaanime07: :mad: WHY DO I HAVE TO FALL FOR THAT EVERY TIME!!!! :mad: :comeon:

Myka: If it's any help, i saw Mcnuttypants down by the gas station.

Pete: :mad: I'm going to get him! :mad:


* three hours later*

Pete: Guess what? there's going to be a Brewsters opening soon! :D:D:D:D Yay!!!!! :D

* dances around*


Myka and Claudia: :thoranime09:

Keaira Taegan
February 3rd, 2010, 03:42 PM
Artie: *siiiighs* we just cannot win!!
Myka: No we cannot.
Cluadia: there has to be a way....

Gate Ranger
February 6th, 2010, 07:07 PM
Pete: There isn't a way. :D:D
*leaves to get ice cream* :D:D:D:D:D:D

Gem of Tigress
February 7th, 2010, 03:09 PM
Myka: Oh yeah! i just got word, that new Brewsters was blown up twenty minutes ago. ;)

Pete: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mad: :(

Keaira Taegan
February 7th, 2010, 03:12 PM
*Cluadia and Artie high-five behind pete's back then*
Artie: uh, so sorry Pete.
Cluadia: yeah, such a tradegy...

yessika
February 7th, 2010, 05:43 PM
Mika walks in with tons of cookies
Mika: I hope this will make you feel better
Pete: *grabs a mouthful* yep

Gate Ranger
February 7th, 2010, 06:01 PM
Pete. *finishes his cookies*
Pete: Now, i'm going to the store to get some ice cream, see ya!
*leaves*

Keaira Taegan
February 7th, 2010, 06:02 PM
Myka, Artie, Cluadia: Ice cream?! CRAP!

Gate Ranger
February 8th, 2010, 12:40 PM
Twenty minutes later a Blue Bell Ice cream delivery truck drives into the parking lot of the B&B.

Myka:Oh he didn't!

Pete: Oh yes i did! :P:P:P

All the Ice cream is unloaded and put into a special refrigerator that Pete keeps under Lock and Key.

Pete: Hahaha! :P:P:P:P

Keaira Taegan
February 8th, 2010, 12:46 PM
Artie: You...you can't...you can't do that!!!
Pete *smuggly*: I believe i just did! Vanilla fudge ripple anybody?
*artie and myka groans*
Cluadia: uhh
Myka: CLUADIA!
Cluadia: right! no thanks pete!

Gate Ranger
February 8th, 2010, 02:57 PM
Artie :thoranime09:

Claudia :thoranime09:

Myka :thoranime09:

Pete: Oh yes i did!!!!

Gem of Tigress
February 9th, 2010, 07:23 PM
Myka: * plants a bunch of C-4 on Pete's Ice cream refrigerator*

Claudia: * hits the button on the detonator.*

* BOOM*

* smoke rises *

Myka & Claudia: * High five* YES! :P:P

Keaira Taegan
February 9th, 2010, 07:28 PM
*Pete wanders in*
Pete: Hey guys, whats *see's whats left of his ice cream refridgerator* :eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ME?! I JUST WANNA FEED MY SWEET TOOTH!!!

Gem of Tigress
February 9th, 2010, 07:30 PM
* Claudia and Myka smile at each other*

Myka: Oh Pete! i don't know why it's always you. ;)

Gate Ranger
February 10th, 2010, 05:34 PM
Pete: THAT DOES IT!!!!! REVENGE IS COMING FOR YOU MYKA!!!!

Myka walks into her room.

Myka: :eek::eek::eek::eek::thoranime09:!!!!!

The room and everything in it is now pink.

Keaira Taegan
February 10th, 2010, 05:36 PM
Mkya: :eek: WHAT THE....NOOOO!!! SO MUCH PINK!!!
*runs out completely horrified*
Pete *laughing manacially*: ahh revenge is sweet! :D

Gate Ranger
February 10th, 2010, 05:41 PM
Pete: Now for the next reaction.

Claudia walks into her room.

Claudia: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::thoranime09:

Everything in her room is now a very bright Orange.

Keaira Taegan
February 10th, 2010, 05:46 PM
*Cluadia also runs out of her room screaming in horror*
Myka: psst cluadia in here *beckons her into another untouched room*
Cluadia: OMG MY ROOM IS BRIGHT ORANGE!
Myka: I KNOW MINES PINK!! but not too worry...i have a plan :D

Gate Ranger
February 10th, 2010, 05:54 PM
Pete: Not happening girls.

*grabs them and takes them to the Warehouse*

Myka: How did you know? we were across the room.

Pete: I can read lips, remember?

*locks them away*

Keaira Taegan
February 10th, 2010, 06:52 PM
Cluadia: Crap. now what are we going to do?!
Myka: not too worry, this was part of the plan so i have an outside man...
Cluadia: :confused: uhhh what?
*myka takes out and opens a farnsworth*
Myka: Howd it go Artie?
Artie: you kept him distracted just long enough! well done! i'll be by shortly to let you two out!
Cluadia: Oh nice plan Myka!! *high-fives*

Gem of Tigress
February 16th, 2010, 08:01 PM
* Artie lets the girls out*

Myka: Thanks Artie! :D:D

* hugs*

Claudia: How'd it go?

Artie: Perfect.

Myka and Claudia: ;) :P :D * evil grin* :P:P

Gate Ranger
February 19th, 2010, 05:19 PM
Pete: HAHAHAHAH! YOU FELL FOR IT!!!
Myka: What?
Artie: Sorry, girls. :o
Myka and Claudia: YOU LITTLE.........! :mad::mad:!
Pete: Haha! :lol:

Keaira Taegan
February 19th, 2010, 09:16 PM
Cluadia: Oh it is SO ON BOYS!!! SO ON!!
Myka: Yeah! We are going to get you so bad for this! you want a battle of the sexes you got it and will LOSE IT!!

Pete *rolls his eyes*: Yeah in you're dreams ladies!
Artie: Pete has a point, not really sure how you can beat us.

*both Myka and Cluadia give the boys that "oh really?!" look*
Pete *aside to artie*: uh-oh, Artie. I don't like that look they just gave each other...
Artie*aside to pete*: me neither *speaks to the ladies* Uh, what are you thinking now girls?
Myka*evil grin*: oh just that i think we are going to go and contact our secret weapon....

*cluadia and myka grin broadly and disappear*
Pete: pfftt. secret weapon, what kind of secret weapon could they possibly have?!
Artie *LIGHT BULB*: oh no...
Pete: what?!
*silence*
Pete: Artie what is it?! you know their secret weapon don't you?!
Artie: Yeah...and so do you...
Pete: Whaaat i do!?...oh crap...
Both: Mrs. Fedricks! :eek:

Gem of Tigress
February 20th, 2010, 07:29 AM
Myka and Claudia leave to get Mrs. Frederic.

Myka: And the boys are hanging around with Mcnuttypants!

Mrs. Frederic: :eek: THEY'RE DOING WHAT!? :eek:

Claudia: Sabotaging the Warehouse and hanging with MacPherson!

Mrs. Frederic: :mad: Thank you for informing me of these things. :mad:

* storms out of room and heads for the Warehouse*

Myka and Claudia: *high five* :D:D:D :P:P:P:P ;)

Gate Ranger
February 22nd, 2010, 05:24 PM
Pete: Oh no!
Mrs. Fredric storms into the Warehouse.
After five minutes of talking.
Artie: But you don't understand, see they did these things!!!!!
Myka and Claudia: You can't believe that!!!
Mrs. Fredric: Um i can actually. Come with me.
She leads them out of the warehouse.
Artie and Pete: YES! *high fives*

Keaira Taegan
February 22nd, 2010, 05:34 PM
Cluadia *shouting as she's getting dragged way*: THIS IS SO NOT OVER BOYS!!!
Mrs. Frederics: Oh yes it is, at least for the moment.
Myka: Oh crap.

SunKrux
February 22nd, 2010, 07:32 PM
Mrs. F - Well played ladies. They'll never know what hit them.
Myka & Claudia high 5 each other and turn to high 5 Mrs. F, she just stares at them.
Claudia: right...so what's the plan now Mrs. F?
Myka: Yes what's the plan?

Gate Ranger
February 23rd, 2010, 06:00 PM
Pete: HAHAHAHAHA *suddenly stops laughing as Mrs. F walks in*
Artie: Mrs. Fredric? What are you doing back here so soon?
Mrs. F: You are in big trouble boys, let's take a walk.
Two hours later.
Pete: HAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!
Mrs. F: You should have seen the look on his face when i said this.
Pete: How old are you actually?
Mrs. F freezes, turns slowly around, and asks: What did you say?
Pete* starting to look scared*: Um nothing...........i have to go, see ya!
*bolts out of the Warehouse*

Gate Ranger
February 27th, 2010, 07:24 AM
Myka walks into the B&B. She finds Pete hiding behind the sofa.
Myka: What's up with you?
Pete: I said the wrong thing.
Myka: And what was that?
pete: I asked Mrs. F about her age.
Myka. :eek: That was a very bad idea. MRS.F, HE'S IN HERE!!!!
*Pete runs*

Gem of Tigress
February 27th, 2010, 07:59 AM
* Pete runs and gets caught by Mrs. F. *

Mrs. F: Hello Pete.

Pete: :eek: :eek: :eek:!!!!!!!!

Gate Ranger
February 27th, 2010, 05:23 PM
Artie tosses Pete an Artifact. Pete uses it. He appears in the warehouse.
Pete: *sigh of relief*
At the B&B.
Artie: I told you i didn't give him that artifact.
Mrs.F: *glare*
She leaves.

Gem of Tigress
February 28th, 2010, 06:39 AM
* she leaves and catches Pete in the act using the Artifact*

Mrs. F: :mad: Pete! Artie! Have I got a bone to pick with you!!!!!! :mad:

Pete & Artie: :eek: RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

* Pete and Artie run around the Warehouse, Mrs.F chasing them*
when they round a corner * SPLAT!* they get hit in the face with Neutralizer.

Myka & Claudia: Mrs.F! We got 'em! * evil grin*

Mrs. F: Thank you.
* drags Pete and Artie back to her car*

Myka & Claudia: *high five* ;)

Gate Ranger
February 28th, 2010, 03:15 PM
Mac shows up.
Pete: Mrs. F Mac is here.
Mrs.F: yeah, right. :mad:
Pete: No i'm serious!
Artie: :eek::eek::eek::eek:!
*mrs F turns around and sees Mac*
Mrs. F:eek::thoranime09:!

Gem of Tigress
March 1st, 2010, 02:22 PM
* Myka comes in and Tesla's Mac*

Artie: * sight of relief* Thank you Myka!!

Myka: No problem. :P now you owe me!!! * evil grin* :P:P:P

Mrs. F : Now, back to business.

Gate Ranger
March 3rd, 2010, 01:16 PM
Pete: What?! Come On!
Mrs. F's cell phone rings. She listens for a minute and then smiles.
Mrs. F. ( in day dreamy voice.): Sorry, i have to go. *dreammy sigh*
Pete: :thoranime09: :eek: What was that about?
Artie: Her boy friend.
Pete passes out.

Gem of Tigress
March 3rd, 2010, 02:13 PM
Myka: Boyfriend?
* she passes out*

Keaira Taegan
March 3rd, 2010, 05:21 PM
*claudia walks in and see's passed out pete and myka*
Claudia: uhh, Artie, why are Pete and Myka unconcious on the floor??
Artie: They seem unable to believe that Mrs. F has a boyfriend...
Claudia: well that makes WHAT?!?!?! :eek: *passes out*
Artie: *siiiigghh*

Gate Ranger
March 4th, 2010, 03:15 PM
Lena walks in and sees Claudia, Pete and Myka on the floor.
Lena: What happened?
Artie: They passed out because they couldn't believe Mrs.F had a boy friend.
Lena: WHAT???:eek::eek::eek::eek::thoranime09:
*passes out*
Artie: OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!! :mad::mckay::ronon:

Gem of Tigress
March 6th, 2010, 10:36 AM
* Myka wakes up*

Myka: Artie?
Artie: Don't ASK!!!!!
Myka: Was it an Artifact?
* Artie thinks fast*
Artie: :eek: Myka!!!! MacPherson's here!!
Myka: I'm on my way!

*Artie relaxes. *

Gate Ranger
March 12th, 2010, 04:43 PM
Weird sound over the intercom.
Pete: What is that?
Myka: I don't know.
:thor: It is i O'Neill.
Pete and Myka :eek::eek::eek::thoranime09: HE'S REAL!!!!
Artie: PETE, MYKA! HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH THE INTERCOM AGAIN???!!!
Something touches Artie. he turns around. Thor is standing there.
Artie: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::thoranime09:!!!!!!!
*passes out*

Keaira Taegan
March 12th, 2010, 04:51 PM
*cluadia wanders in and see's artie passed out*
Cluadia: woa, didnt take artie to be a partier but...
*just then Myka and Pete come rushing in*
Myka&Pete: OMG DID YOU SEE HIM?!
Cluadia: see who?? and why is artie passed out??
Pete: THOR!
Cluadia: Excuse me?!
Myka: Thor is real and he is here in the Warehouse!!!!
Pete: YEAH!! Artie musta seen him and passed out from shock!
Cluadia: Guys, im as much as a Stargate fan as the next guy if not more but Thor just is not real as much as we want him to be...your not smelling fudge are two?
Pete and Myka: *siiiigh*

*intercom crackles to life and then*
:thor: No, i am here.
Cluadia: OH.MY.GOD. :thoranime09:
Myka&Pete: TOLD YOU SO!! :D :D :P

Gate Ranger
March 12th, 2010, 05:01 PM
Claudia: This is AWESOME!!!!
Pete: Hey Thor can we get a ride on your ship?
:thor: Maybe.

Keaira Taegan
March 12th, 2010, 08:00 PM
Claudia: This is AWESOME!!!!
Pete: Hey Thor can we get a ride on your ship?
:thor: Maybe.

*artie has by this time awakened*
Artie: Thor, uh, what are you doing here...??
Myka: Not that we don't mind you dropping in but what brings you to this uh,....
Cluadia: part of the universe!
Myka: yes! what brings you to this part of the universe??
:thor: I wish to know who Mrs. Fredricks is, more about her anyway. I know she is in charge of this place but, i wish to know more.
Everyone Else: :eek:
:thor: What it is it?
Pete: wow.
Cluadia: yeah. wow is right.
Myka: You mean, you don't even know more about her than we do? That, wow.
Cluadia: yeah i thought as an asgard, a really powerful asgard, you would know....
Pete: wow.

Gem of Tigress
March 13th, 2010, 10:29 AM
Artie: * passes out, 'cause Thor doesn't know any more about Mrs.F than they do.:P:P*

Gate Ranger
March 13th, 2010, 11:31 AM
how'd you get to that Gem? :confused:

Pete is at the other end of the warehouse.
Claudia: PETE!!! COOKIES!!!!
*loud crashes as Pete makes his way to the office*

Gem of Tigress
March 13th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Oops! :o must have been on another page.

Gate Ranger
March 14th, 2010, 11:40 AM
Yeah. :cool: :P:P

Gem of Tigress
March 15th, 2010, 09:38 AM
Claudia: Hey guys! look at this.
* points to huge hole in the floor.*

Pete: I wonder what it is?

Myka:I wouldn't want to fall into it.

Artie::eek: NO!!!! DON'T GET CLOSE TO IT!!! :eek:

Gate Ranger
March 15th, 2010, 10:41 AM
Claudia: *falls in*

Gem of Tigress
March 16th, 2010, 01:56 PM
Myka, Pete and Artie: CLAUDIA!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Pete: wha-wha-what happened to her?

Artie: She just went to Wonderland.

Myka: But i thought that Wonderland was just a Warehouse fabrication?! :eek:

Artie: I was wrong. :mckay: Well, Pete get a rope. :mckay:

Keaira Taegan
March 16th, 2010, 02:02 PM
*Pete gets a rope, tosses it down, and then it goes taunt so all three start pulling it up to find*
Artie: oh crap!! lower it back!!! lower it back!!
*they do so quickly as Myka asks*
Myka: what is it Artie?!
Artie: It was the Queen of Hearts. She gets wayy to annoying with all her shouting.
Pete: So now what?
Artie: We wait until Cluadia find the rope and grabs hold. :mckay:

Gem of Tigress
March 16th, 2010, 02:20 PM
Myka: That could take a while....... :mckay: :P

Gate Ranger
March 16th, 2010, 04:54 PM
The rope goes taunt again. again they haul up to find Claudia on the other end.
Claudia: Thank goodness! I hate Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Myka: I hate Alice.
The others nod in agreement.

Keaira Taegan
March 16th, 2010, 05:46 PM
Artie: well im glad thats over....*starts to walk away*
Cluadia: WOA THERE ARTIE!! I dont think its over! How you get on putting up a parameter or signs or something around this sucker so nobody else has to fall in!
Pete: Yeah, Artie, i really dont like the idea of falling down there...
Myka: they have point...
Artie: *siiigh* FINE!! *grumbles and goes off*
Cluadia: great he's gone...anybody else wanna help me shove him down there just for fun or what??

Gate Ranger
March 16th, 2010, 07:38 PM
Pete & Myka: NO!!
Claudia: Oh come on guys! It would be fun!
Pete the Ferret: NO!
Pete & Claudia: :eek: IT CAN TALK!!!! *passes out*
Myka: UGH!!!!!

Gem of Tigress
March 16th, 2010, 08:01 PM
* Pete and Claudia wake up*
Claudia: Can that ferret really talk?
Myka: Of course not Claudia! it was one of the Artifacts.
Pete: Good. and Claudia i think we should.
Myka: I'm with you Pete.

Artie returns to find that they're gone. or so he thinks.
right as he's leaning over * PUSH* he falls into the hole.

Claudia: Let's go!:P:P

Gate Ranger
March 17th, 2010, 09:30 AM
Pete: Claudia!
Claudia: I thought you were with me on this.
Pete: No i wasn't.....i'll get a rope.
Ten minutes later Artie climbs out of the hole.
Artie: How could you Claudia! :mad:
Claudia :eek: What happened to your hair. :thoranime09: :eek:
Artie has a Mohawk.

Gem of Tigress
March 17th, 2010, 10:28 AM
Myka: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: * passes out*
Claudia: :eek: :eek: Artie?! :eek: *passes out*
Pete the Ferret: :eek: *passes out*
Pete the guy: :eek: :eek: *passes out*
Artie::mad: UGH!!!!!! :mad:

Keaira Taegan
March 17th, 2010, 12:08 PM
*Macnutty pants has been lurking the shadows suddenly gets a clear view of Arties new hair do*
Macnutty pants: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gem of Tigress
March 18th, 2010, 09:17 AM
Artie: :mad: :mad: :mad: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

* goes after Mcnuttypants*

Gate Ranger
March 19th, 2010, 02:49 PM
Artie* dragging Mac*
Artie: I got my hair fixed, and i got Mac.
Lena: MAC!!!!
*runs over to him*
Lena: :mad: What did you do to him?! What are you going to do?!
Artie: The same thing i'm going to do to you.
*throws them both into the hole* *wipes off hands*

Keaira Taegan
March 19th, 2010, 02:55 PM
*cheers erupt from behind Artie who turns around to find everybody cheering and clapping, including Mrs. F*
Myka: NICELY JOB ARTIE!!
Pete: WAY TO GO A-DOG!!!
Cluadia: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Mrs F: well done.
Artie *bows* Thank you, thank you! really, it was nothing.

Gem of Tigress
March 19th, 2010, 07:48 PM
* "Mrs.F" takes off thimble to reveal that she's actually Mac*
Pete: :eek:
Myka: :eek:
Artie: :eek: ok, who did i just throw down that hole? :eek:

Gate Ranger
March 20th, 2010, 06:48 AM
Pete: Well....
*shoves, Mac down the hole and throws down rope*
Ten minutes later the real Mrs. F is back in the Warehouse.

Keaira Taegan
March 20th, 2010, 08:48 AM
Mrs F: i will forgive you for that, this time. Next time i wont be so generous...
*everybody shudders in fear*

Gem of Tigress
March 20th, 2010, 03:36 PM
Myka: I'm really sorry Mrs. F. Mac was wearing the thimble so we couldn't tell who was who. :o
Mrs.F: Better luck next time. :mckay:
Pete: :eek: HE'S BACK!!!!! :eek:
*Mac climbs out of hole with really weird looking hair.*
Artie: :eek: *passes out*.

Gate Ranger
March 21st, 2010, 11:44 AM
*pete shoves Mac down back the hole*
Mac: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Artie wakes up.

Gate Ranger
March 21st, 2010, 11:48 AM
Hey, hey! Page 13!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:jack_new_anime18::cameron::sheppardanime23::teylaanime03:

Keaira Taegan
March 21st, 2010, 11:48 AM
Pete: we gotta find a lid or something for that hole cuz this is too perfect an oppurtunity to be rid of him foreverr!!!
Myka: i agree! we gotta do something!!
Mrs F: nobody go anywhere....i know just the thing!
Everybody: YEs m'am wont move a muscle!!!

Gate Ranger
March 21st, 2010, 11:52 AM
*mrs. F. Comes back with huge lid and places it on the hole*
Pete, Myka, Claudia, Artie: YES, YES,YES!!!!!!!!
*jumps up and down for joy*
Mrs. F: Stop that!
Everyone: :eek::eek::eek:
*stops jumping up and down for joy*

Keaira Taegan
April 3rd, 2010, 09:09 PM
Artie *to myka, claudia, and pete*: Alright, so i know Easter is coming up and i just wanted to let you know a few things...
Myka: ok Artie...
Artie: If you see a giant Easter bunny, avoid it. dont speak it to. if it gets to close use the Tesla. Secondly, if you start seeing random easter eggs half hidden around here...do. not. go. near. them. Questions?
Pete: Uhh artie.
Artie: yes pete?
Pete: what if, we've already...ya know.
Myka: oh pete you didnt?!
Pete: I wanted to make some Deviled Eggs and was too lazy to go to the store!! they were just laying around!!
Claudia: they were really good though pete!
Pete: Why thank you claudia!!
Artie and myka: *siiiighhh*

Gem of Tigress
April 12th, 2010, 01:37 PM
Pete: Um guys.

Artie: What Pete?

Pete: Whaaaaat issss thaaathhhat? :eek: *runs away*

Artie: oh no!

( you guys decided what it is. ;) :P)

Gem of Tigress
May 6th, 2010, 06:47 PM
Hey! Where is everybody? :P

Artie: Oh no, he released the "Sham WOW" guy. * looks annoyed*