Favorite Simon Line

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (8)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (7)
- Simon: "Could you not do that while we're... ever?"(1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (8)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (7)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?"(2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(11)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (8)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (7)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?"(2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(11)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (8)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?"(2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(11)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (8)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(11)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(11)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Kidwizz]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(12)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (10)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (10)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (10)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)