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Britta
September 18th, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (49)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 19th, 2015, 09:06 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (49)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 19th, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (9)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 20th, 2015, 05:24 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 21st, 2015, 07:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 22nd, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 22nd, 2015, 05:02 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 23rd, 2015, 02:27 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (14)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 23rd, 2015, 05:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (15)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 24th, 2015, 11:06 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 24th, 2015, 03:40 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (17)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 25th, 2015, 06:56 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (19)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2015, 02:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (20)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 26th, 2015, 06:10 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (21)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 27th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (22)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 28th, 2015, 12:29 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (23)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 29th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (24)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 29th, 2015, 05:18 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (25)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 30th, 2015, 11:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (26)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 1st, 2015, 10:53 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (27)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (28)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 2nd, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (29)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

sueKay
October 2nd, 2015, 02:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (31)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2015, 11:08 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (32)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 3rd, 2015, 02:46 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (33)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 4th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (34)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 5th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (35)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2015, 10:47 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (36)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 6th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (37)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2015, 02:06 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (38)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 7th, 2015, 05:48 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (39)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2015, 12:46 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (40)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
October 8th, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (41)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 8th, 2015, 07:46 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (42)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (43)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 9th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (44)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 10th, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (45)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 10th, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (46)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (47)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 11th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (48)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 12th, 2015, 08:39 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (49)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 13th, 2015, 01:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)


- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 14th, 2015, 06:19 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (3)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 15th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (4)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (5)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 16th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2015, 02:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (7)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 17th, 2015, 12:23 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (8)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 17th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (9)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 18th, 2015, 06:06 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (10)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 18th, 2015, 12:45 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (11)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 19th, 2015, 09:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (12)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 19th, 2015, 11:34 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (13)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 20th, 2015, 09:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (14)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (15)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 21st, 2015, 10:54 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (16)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (17)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 22nd, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (19)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 23rd, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (20)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (21)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 26th, 2015, 03:47 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (22)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 27th, 2015, 02:53 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (23)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2015, 03:15 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (24)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 28th, 2015, 05:04 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (25)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2015, 03:03 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (26)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 29th, 2015, 04:18 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (27)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2015, 01:56 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (28)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 30th, 2015, 04:31 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (29)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (30)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 1st, 2015, 05:57 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (31)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (32)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 2nd, 2015, 03:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (33)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 3rd, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (34)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 3rd, 2015, 06:33 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (35)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 4th, 2015, 02:13 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (36)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 4th, 2015, 02:44 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (37)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2015, 02:12 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (38)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 5th, 2015, 04:38 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (39)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2015, 03:10 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (40)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 9th, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (41)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 9th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (42)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 10th, 2015, 09:41 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (43)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2015, 02:48 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (44)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 11th, 2015, 03:29 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (45)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 12th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (46)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 12th, 2015, 04:55 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (47)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2015, 12:53 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (48)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 13th, 2015, 03:49 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)


- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (49)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 14th, 2015, 01:14 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2015, 04:22 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2015, 02:09 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
November 15th, 2015, 05:27 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (1)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
November 16th, 2015, 02:35 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
April 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (4)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2016, 07:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2016, 06:57 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (6)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
April 30th, 2016, 01:21 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (7)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
April 30th, 2016, 07:18 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2016, 05:10 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 2nd, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (10)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2016, 07:46 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (11)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 5th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (12)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2016, 07:18 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 6th, 2016, 02:09 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (14)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2016, 02:19 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (15)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 7th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (16)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 14th, 2016, 07:58 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (17)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 15th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 15th, 2016, 06:23 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (19)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 16th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (20)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

itsaparadox
May 16th, 2016, 07:17 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (21)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

Britta
May 17th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (22)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)