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Starfist
September 21st, 2014, 03:13 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (42)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 21st, 2014, 05:24 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (43)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
September 24th, 2014, 11:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (44)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2014, 02:19 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (45)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
September 25th, 2014, 07:00 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (46)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2014, 09:27 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (47)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Lucycat
September 28th, 2014, 08:10 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (48)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
September 28th, 2014, 10:08 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (49)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
September 30th, 2014, 10:33 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (4)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (49)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2014, 03:01 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (4)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 1st, 2014, 11:04 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (5)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2014, 12:43 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (6)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 2nd, 2014, 11:30 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (7)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2014, 06:10 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (8)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 12:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2014, 03:50 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
October 5th, 2014, 04:01 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (2)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 10:51 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 08:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2014, 08:45 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (6)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 10:26 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (7)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 6th, 2014, 11:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 7th, 2014, 03:26 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (13)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 11:12 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (14)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2014, 08:13 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (15)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 8th, 2014, 11:23 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (16)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2014, 03:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (17)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 10th, 2014, 11:04 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (18)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2014, 01:39 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (19)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 11th, 2014, 10:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (20)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2014, 08:34 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (21)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 12th, 2014, 10:56 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (22)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 13th, 2014, 04:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (23)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 13th, 2014, 10:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (24)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2014, 02:46 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (25)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 14th, 2014, 10:58 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (26)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2014, 09:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 15th, 2014, 11:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (28)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2014, 08:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (29)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 19th, 2014, 10:39 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (30)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2014, 03:32 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (31)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 21st, 2014, 12:17 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (32)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2014, 02:49 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (33)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 01:22 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (34)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2014, 03:20 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (35)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 11:23 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (36)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2014, 12:12 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (37)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
October 26th, 2014, 04:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (37)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (4)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 27th, 2014, 04:31 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (37)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2014, 05:27 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (38)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
October 31st, 2014, 11:31 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (39)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2014, 04:21 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (40)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
November 2nd, 2014, 03:43 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (41)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2014, 03:53 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (42)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
November 8th, 2014, 04:16 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (43)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2014, 05:50 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (44)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
November 10th, 2014, 03:59 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (45)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2014, 05:41 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (46)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
November 15th, 2014, 03:34 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (47)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2014, 06:11 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (48)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 10th, 2014, 12:37 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (49)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2014, 08:36 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (8)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 11th, 2014, 01:12 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (1)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 11th, 2014, 07:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
December 12th, 2014, 11:08 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (3)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 13th, 2014, 01:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (4)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2014, 08:32 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
December 14th, 2014, 03:30 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (6)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2014, 08:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (7)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 14th, 2014, 10:55 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (8)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 15th, 2014, 10:40 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 17th, 2014, 08:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (10)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2014, 08:06 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
December 20th, 2014, 04:33 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 20th, 2014, 09:00 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (13)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 20th, 2014, 12:39 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (14)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 21st, 2014, 07:54 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (15)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
December 24th, 2014, 10:11 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (16)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 25th, 2014, 10:18 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (17)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
December 26th, 2014, 01:56 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0) 1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
December 27th, 2014, 10:34 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (19)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 1st, 2015, 04:26 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 1st, 2015, 07:43 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (21)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 1st, 2015, 05:19 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 2nd, 2015, 07:11 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (23)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 4th, 2015, 03:31 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 4th, 2015, 10:43 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (25)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (26)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2015, 04:52 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 6th, 2015, 08:43 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (28)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 7th, 2015, 04:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (30)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 11th, 2015, 04:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (31)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 11th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (32)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (33)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 12th, 2015, 12:46 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (34)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 13th, 2015, 04:37 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (35)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 14th, 2015, 08:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (36)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 14th, 2015, 05:10 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (37)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2015, 07:10 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 15th, 2015, 04:07 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2015, 09:19 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 16th, 2015, 10:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (41)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2015, 11:36 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (42)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 17th, 2015, 10:27 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (43)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 18th, 2015, 10:19 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (44)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 24th, 2015, 12:04 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (45)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 24th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (46)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 24th, 2015, 09:53 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (47)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 25th, 2015, 09:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (48)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 30th, 2015, 04:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (49)
- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
January 31st, 2015, 05:05 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2015, 08:39 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (3)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
February 3rd, 2015, 06:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (4)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2015, 11:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 7th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (6)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2015, 10:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (7)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 10th, 2015, 12:35 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (8)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 10th, 2015, 11:11 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (9)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 19th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2015, 10:46 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (11)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 21st, 2015, 11:53 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (12)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2015, 09:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
February 22nd, 2015, 03:59 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (6)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2015, 09:22 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (14)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (6)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
February 25th, 2015, 04:50 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (14)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (7)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 25th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (15)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (7)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
February 26th, 2015, 04:51 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (15)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (8)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (16)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (8)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
February 27th, 2015, 04:52 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (16)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (17)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 27th, 2015, 11:20 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (17)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
February 28th, 2015, 10:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (18)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
February 28th, 2015, 11:11 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (19)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 1st, 2015, 10:31 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (20)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mandogater
March 4th, 2015, 04:47 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (20)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (21)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
March 7th, 2015, 01:20 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (22)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 7th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (23)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2015, 01:05 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (24)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 12th, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (25)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2015, 05:58 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (26)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 13th, 2015, 11:11 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (27)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2015, 03:08 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (27)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
March 14th, 2015, 11:33 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (27)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (4)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 14th, 2015, 12:54 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (28)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (4)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 14th, 2015, 04:37 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (28)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2015, 09:15 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (29)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2015, 09:45 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (29)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2015, 08:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (29)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (30)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 17th, 2015, 08:14 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (30)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (31)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2015, 08:22 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (31)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 18th, 2015, 11:12 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (32)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2015, 08:40 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (32)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 19th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (33)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2015, 09:12 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (33)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (6)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2015, 11:01 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (34)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (6)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 21st, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (34)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (7)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 21st, 2015, 10:21 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (35)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (7)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (35)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (8)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (36)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (8)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2015, 07:54 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (36)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (9)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 23rd, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (37)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (9)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2015, 04:54 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (38)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (9)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2015, 08:38 AM
st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (38)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (10)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 24th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (39)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (10)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2015, 08:22 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (39)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (11)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (40)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (11)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
March 26th, 2015, 05:46 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (41)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (11)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2015, 08:52 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (41)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (12)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2015, 11:19 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (42)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (12)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2015, 07:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (42)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (13)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 27th, 2015, 10:33 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (43)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (13)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2015, 08:48 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (43)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (14)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 28th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (44)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (14)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2015, 09:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (44)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (15)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (45)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (15)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 30th, 2015, 06:30 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (45)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (16)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 30th, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (46)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (16)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2015, 08:48 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (46)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (17)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2015, 10:23 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (47)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (17)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 1st, 2015, 08:21 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (47)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (18)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (48)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (18)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2015, 09:15 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (48)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (19)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 2nd, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (49)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (19)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 3rd, 2015, 06:15 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (49)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (20)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2015, 08:53 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (49)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (21)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2015, 12:28 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (21)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (22)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2015, 12:16 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (1)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (22)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2015, 09:36 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (1)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (23)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2015, 10:10 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (23)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 7th, 2015, 08:35 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (2)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (24)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2015, 10:47 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (3)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (24)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2015, 10:30 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (3)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (25)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 8th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (4)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (25)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (4)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (26)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 10th, 2015, 07:45 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (4)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (27)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (5)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (27)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2015, 11:29 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (5)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (28)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 11th, 2015, 01:43 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (6)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (28)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
April 11th, 2015, 10:02 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (7)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (28)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 12th, 2015, 11:02 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (7)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (29)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 13th, 2015, 08:15 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (7)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (30)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 13th, 2015, 01:33 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (30)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 14th, 2015, 08:43 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (8)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (31)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 14th, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (31)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 15th, 2015, 08:50 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (9)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (32)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 15th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (10)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (32)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 16th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (10)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (33)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 16th, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (11)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (33)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (11)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (34)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
April 17th, 2015, 09:39 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (11)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (35)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2015, 10:01 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (11)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (36)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (36)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 19th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (37)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
April 19th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (38)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2015, 01:22 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (38)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 20th, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (14)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2015, 07:42 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (14)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (15)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 22nd, 2015, 09:58 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (15)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (41)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (16)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (41)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 23rd, 2015, 10:37 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (16)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (42)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 23rd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (42)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 24th, 2015, 06:46 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (43)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 24th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (43)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2015, 09:39 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (44)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Starfist
April 25th, 2015, 10:46 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (45)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 25th, 2015, 11:15 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (19)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (45)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2015, 09:02 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (19)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (46)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (20)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (46)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2015, 10:13 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (20)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (47)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2015, 11:20 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (47)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (21)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (48)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2015, 11:36 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (22)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (48)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (22)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (49)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
April 30th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (49)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2015, 09:19 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
May 1st, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (10)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (24)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 2nd, 2015, 10:15 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (11)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (24)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
May 2nd, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (11)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (25)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 3rd, 2015, 03:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (12)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (25)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2015, 08:25 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (13)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (25)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
May 4th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (13)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (14)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

Britta
May 5th, 2015, 11:31 AM
1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (14)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)