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Jper
January 1st, 2010, 03:07 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (7)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 1st, 2010, 06:49 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (8)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 2nd, 2010, 08:22 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (9)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 2nd, 2010, 11:09 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (10)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 3rd, 2010, 12:57 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (11)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 3rd, 2010, 08:39 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 4th, 2010, 02:25 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 4th, 2010, 01:04 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (21)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (13)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 5th, 2010, 04:08 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (13)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 5th, 2010, 06:49 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (21)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (14)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 6th, 2010, 01:50 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22) <-- Voted for this yesterday, and brought it to 22.
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (15)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 6th, 2010, 07:59 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (16)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)



:eek: So sorry. I need to be more careful about where I copy and paste from. :o

Jper
January 7th, 2010, 02:03 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (17)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)




:eek: So sorry. I need to be more careful about where I copy and paste from. :o

No problem. It happens. ;) However the easiest way to do this is to click the little button to go to the last post and click quote and then just remove the quote-tags. Easy and you can't miss in copy-pasting. If you aren't already doing this of course. ;) Cheers!

Andron
January 7th, 2010, 05:23 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (18)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 7th, 2010, 11:43 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (19)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 8th, 2010, 02:07 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (4)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 8th, 2010, 06:33 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (20)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (5)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 8th, 2010, 12:47 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (22)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (5)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 9th, 2010, 01:51 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (23)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (5)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 9th, 2010, 01:58 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (23)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 9th, 2010, 07:53 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (23)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 10th, 2010, 02:48 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (21)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 10th, 2010, 12:38 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (22)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 10th, 2010, 08:30 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (23)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 11th, 2010, 01:06 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2010, 10:11 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (25)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 12th, 2010, 11:10 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (26)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 12th, 2010, 03:00 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 13th, 2010, 09:28 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (28)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 13th, 2010, 01:08 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 14th, 2010, 08:44 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (6)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 14th, 2010, 11:21 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 15th, 2010, 05:08 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (31)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 16th, 2010, 05:05 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (31)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 17th, 2010, 04:34 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (32)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 18th, 2010, 06:12 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (33)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 19th, 2010, 07:21 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (34)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (7)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 20th, 2010, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (34)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 22nd, 2010, 11:00 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (35)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 23rd, 2010, 04:28 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (36)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
January 23rd, 2010, 06:49 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (37)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 24th, 2010, 06:04 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (24)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
January 25th, 2010, 12:23 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (25)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 25th, 2010, 07:17 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (26)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
January 26th, 2010, 01:13 AM
[QUOTE=Jper;11155465]1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (26)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Andron
January 26th, 2010, 11:27 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Leucothea29
January 27th, 2010, 05:34 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Andron
January 29th, 2010, 05:25 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (41)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Jper
January 29th, 2010, 05:51 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (42)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Leucothea29
January 30th, 2010, 10:11 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (43)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Andron
January 31st, 2010, 05:34 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (43)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (28)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 31st, 2010, 09:48 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (43)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Leucothea29
January 31st, 2010, 06:26 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (44)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Andron
February 1st, 2010, 10:36 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (45)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Jper
February 2nd, 2010, 02:04 AM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (46)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Andron
February 2nd, 2010, 12:21 PM
1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty...pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're-- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (47)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing" (0)

Jper
February 4th, 2010, 06:32 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (48)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
February 4th, 2010, 07:46 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)



- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (49)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 5th, 2010, 07:02 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (8)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
February 5th, 2010, 01:51 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (9)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 6th, 2010, 04:47 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (9)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
February 6th, 2010, 07:39 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
February 7th, 2010, 01:20 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (31)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 7th, 2010, 02:15 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (32)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
February 7th, 2010, 02:38 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (33)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 8th, 2010, 05:02 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (34)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 9th, 2010, 05:19 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (35)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (10)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
February 9th, 2010, 07:23 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (35)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Leucothea29
February 9th, 2010, 06:34 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (35)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (2)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 10th, 2010, 04:45 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (35)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Andron
February 10th, 2010, 12:05 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (36)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 11th, 2010, 04:29 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (37)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

Jper
February 12th, 2010, 01:58 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (37)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
February 12th, 2010, 07:20 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
February 13th, 2010, 01:19 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (3)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)

Andron
February 13th, 2010, 04:17 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (4)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)

Jper
February 14th, 2010, 02:15 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (4)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Leucothea29
February 14th, 2010, 04:38 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Jper
February 15th, 2010, 01:45 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Jper
February 16th, 2010, 01:33 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Jper
February 18th, 2010, 01:34 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

mrscopterdoc
February 18th, 2010, 01:29 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (38)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)+
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Leucothea29
February 27th, 2010, 07:57 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)



- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (1)

Draygon
February 28th, 2010, 04:51 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)[
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)

Andron
March 1st, 2010, 11:36 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (1)

Jper
March 2nd, 2010, 11:07 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (11)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)

Andron
March 3rd, 2010, 10:36 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)

Jper
March 4th, 2010, 03:40 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)

Jper
March 5th, 2010, 02:28 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (6)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)

Andron
March 5th, 2010, 09:40 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (7)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 6th, 2010, 02:13 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (12)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Andron
March 6th, 2010, 11:28 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 7th, 2010, 01:18 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (14)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 8th, 2010, 06:31 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (15)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 9th, 2010, 03:56 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 10th, 2010, 02:31 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Andron
March 10th, 2010, 12:51 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (41)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 11th, 2010, 04:10 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (42)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 12th, 2010, 01:06 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (43)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 12th, 2010, 06:02 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (44)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 13th, 2010, 02:47 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (45)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 14th, 2010, 12:55 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (46)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Andron
March 14th, 2010, 01:34 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (46)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 15th, 2010, 02:55 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (47)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (2)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
March 15th, 2010, 08:10 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (47)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 16th, 2010, 05:31 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (48)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 17th, 2010, 02:59 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)


- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (49)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 18th, 2010, 06:19 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 19th, 2010, 05:55 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (14)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 20th, 2010, 03:37 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (15)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Am I all alone now? :( Where is everyone? :S

mrscopterdoc
March 20th, 2010, 07:05 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 21st, 2010, 03:18 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (10)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 22nd, 2010, 02:46 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (11)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 23rd, 2010, 06:35 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (12)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 24th, 2010, 02:28 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (2)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

All alone again? :S

dragongirl
March 24th, 2010, 07:56 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 24th, 2010, 07:35 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 24th, 2010, 09:50 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 25th, 2010, 07:42 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (6)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 26th, 2010, 07:18 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (7)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 26th, 2010, 07:46 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (8)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 27th, 2010, 06:35 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (9)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 27th, 2010, 07:46 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (10)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 28th, 2010, 05:13 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (11)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 28th, 2010, 08:03 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (12)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 28th, 2010, 01:46 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 29th, 2010, 03:08 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (14)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 29th, 2010, 07:09 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (15)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 30th, 2010, 04:20 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (16)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 30th, 2010, 07:59 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (17)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (3)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Drazeney
March 31st, 2010, 12:59 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (17)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
March 31st, 2010, 07:16 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (18)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
March 31st, 2010, 09:03 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (19)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 1st, 2010, 09:27 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (20)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 1st, 2010, 06:09 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (20)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (17)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 2nd, 2010, 06:57 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (20)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
April 2nd, 2010, 07:30 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (21)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 3rd, 2010, 01:41 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (21)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (14)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 4th, 2010, 05:43 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (21)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (15)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
April 4th, 2010, 07:26 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (15)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 5th, 2010, 01:25 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (16)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 6th, 2010, 03:06 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (17)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 7th, 2010, 01:06 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
April 7th, 2010, 08:37 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (23)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 8th, 2010, 01:14 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (24)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

dragongirl
April 8th, 2010, 09:58 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (25)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 9th, 2010, 02:05 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (26)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 10th, 2010, 01:09 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (27)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 11th, 2010, 01:32 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (28)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 12th, 2010, 02:43 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)


This used to be more fun when other people were still voting, too.

etana
April 17th, 2010, 09:32 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 18th, 2010, 12:19 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (19)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 22nd, 2010, 04:33 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (20)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 22nd, 2010, 04:42 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (21)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 29th, 2010, 07:01 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (22)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
April 30th, 2010, 05:35 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (23)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
May 19th, 2010, 04:05 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (32)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (23)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
June 11th, 2010, 09:41 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (23)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 13th, 2010, 01:02 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (24)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 13th, 2010, 08:20 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (25)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 14th, 2010, 03:54 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (26)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
June 14th, 2010, 08:23 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (27)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 15th, 2010, 12:52 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (28)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 16th, 2010, 02:34 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Eye Of Ra
June 17th, 2010, 09:52 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
June 17th, 2010, 04:18 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (34)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 19th, 2010, 07:42 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (34)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 20th, 2010, 12:52 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (34)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (32)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Eye Of Ra
June 21st, 2010, 03:00 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (35)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (32)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
June 24th, 2010, 03:00 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (35)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Draygon
June 26th, 2010, 02:37 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (33)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
July 11th, 2010, 10:13 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Leucothea29
July 18th, 2010, 08:48 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (15)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
July 19th, 2010, 01:25 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (30)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (15)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Draygon
July 20th, 2010, 05:51 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (30)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

VickiTurner24601
July 22nd, 2010, 05:01 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (30)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
July 24th, 2010, 12:02 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (31)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
July 25th, 2010, 05:23 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (32)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

-Plot::Twist-
July 27th, 2010, 01:50 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (38)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (32)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
July 27th, 2010, 01:53 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (38)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (33)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Eye Of Ra
August 3rd, 2010, 04:15 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (33)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
August 3rd, 2010, 05:16 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
August 4th, 2010, 03:01 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Eye Of Ra
August 4th, 2010, 07:46 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (40)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Jper
August 5th, 2010, 01:49 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (40)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

Eye Of Ra
August 5th, 2010, 02:52 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (40)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (36)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 6th, 2010, 01:09 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (40)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 6th, 2010, 02:48 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (41)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

mrscopterdoc
August 6th, 2010, 05:15 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (42)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (37)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 7th, 2010, 01:45 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (42)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (38)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 7th, 2010, 02:19 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (43)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (38)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 8th, 2010, 01:25 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (43)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 8th, 2010, 03:59 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (44)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

mrscopterdoc
August 8th, 2010, 12:09 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (45)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (39)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 9th, 2010, 01:24 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (45)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (40)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 9th, 2010, 04:12 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (46)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (40)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 10th, 2010, 01:36 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (46)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (41)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 10th, 2010, 03:54 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (47)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (41)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 11th, 2010, 12:50 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (47)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (42)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 12th, 2010, 12:44 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (47)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (43)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 12th, 2010, 02:44 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (48)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (43)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 13th, 2010, 12:43 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (48)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (44)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 13th, 2010, 01:33 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (49)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (44)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 14th, 2010, 01:54 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)




- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (49)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (45)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 14th, 2010, 03:50 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)






- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (45)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 15th, 2010, 04:14 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)




- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (46)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 15th, 2010, 06:12 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)




- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (47)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 16th, 2010, 02:27 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)




- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (48)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 16th, 2010, 06:49 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)




- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (49)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 17th, 2010, 01:03 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 17th, 2010, 04:56 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (17)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 18th, 2010, 02:13 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (18)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 18th, 2010, 07:31 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (19)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 19th, 2010, 12:57 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (19)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (19)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

hallmjo
August 19th, 2010, 07:21 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (19)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (19)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 19th, 2010, 09:08 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (20)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (19)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 20th, 2010, 01:48 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (20)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (20)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 20th, 2010, 06:22 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (21)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (20)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 21st, 2010, 05:16 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (21)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (21)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 21st, 2010, 09:40 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (21)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 22nd, 2010, 01:28 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (22)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 23rd, 2010, 04:29 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 24th, 2010, 09:18 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (24)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 24th, 2010, 03:15 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (23)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (24)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 25th, 2010, 01:44 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (25)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 25th, 2010, 07:56 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (25)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (24)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 26th, 2010, 03:20 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (26)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (24)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 26th, 2010, 04:37 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (26)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (25)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 27th, 2010, 05:05 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (27)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (25)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 27th, 2010, 05:33 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (27)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (26)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 28th, 2010, 01:01 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (28)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (26)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 28th, 2010, 04:21 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (28)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (27)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
August 29th, 2010, 01:49 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (29)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (27)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 29th, 2010, 05:51 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (34)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (29)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (28)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Andron
August 30th, 2010, 12:46 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (29)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (28)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
August 30th, 2010, 04:56 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (29)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 1st, 2010, 09:44 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (30)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (29)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)



Welcome back Andron! :) Sorry I was so short and absent in reply to your VM. :) I was kinda otherwise occupied with exams and my bags getting stolen. ;) :) Good to see you! Glad to hear you had a good summer vacation. :)

Eye Of Ra
September 1st, 2010, 02:35 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (30)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 2nd, 2010, 01:44 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (35)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (31) +
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Andron
September 2nd, 2010, 02:40 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (36)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (31)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 3rd, 2010, 12:47 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (36)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (32)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Andron
September 3rd, 2010, 06:51 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (32)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 4th, 2010, 12:47 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (33)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (30)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 4th, 2010, 06:10 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (33)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (31)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 5th, 2010, 12:59 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (31)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 5th, 2010, 02:27 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (34)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (32)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 6th, 2010, 01:06 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (35)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (32)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 6th, 2010, 08:04 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (35)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (33)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 6th, 2010, 09:20 AM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (35)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (34)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)

Jper
September 7th, 2010, 01:25 PM
1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)




- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (37)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (36)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (34)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (16)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (5)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (2)