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Britta
December 5th, 2015, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (11)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (35)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (45)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 6th, 2015, 05:03 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (35)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (45)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (35)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (46)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 7th, 2015, 04:13 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (36)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (46)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 8th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (37)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (46)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
December 8th, 2015, 02:13 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (37)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (47)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 9th, 2015, 03:03 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (38)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (47)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2015, 02:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (38)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (48)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 12th, 2015, 06:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (39)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (48)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2015, 12:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (12)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (39)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (49)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 16th, 2015, 05:42 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (13)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (39)
-"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (49)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
December 17th, 2015, 02:25 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (13)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (39)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
December 31st, 2015, 06:45 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (14)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (39)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2016, 01:01 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (14)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (40)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 6th, 2016, 06:33 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (15)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (40)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2016, 12:59 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (15)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (41)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 7th, 2016, 02:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (16)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (41)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 8th, 2016, 02:31 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (16)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (42)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 8th, 2016, 06:19 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (16)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (43)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 10th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (16)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (44)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 12th, 2016, 03:35 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (17)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (44)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 13th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (17)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (45)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 14th, 2016, 05:32 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (17)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (46)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (17)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (47)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 15th, 2016, 03:33 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (47)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2016, 09:52 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (48)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 16th, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
- Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (49)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (1)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 18th, 2016, 05:33 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (2)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 19th, 2016, 02:01 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (3)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 19th, 2016, 05:15 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (4)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 20th, 2016, 02:40 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (5)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 20th, 2016, 06:03 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (6)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 21st, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (7)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 27th, 2016, 05:34 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (8)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 28th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (9)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 28th, 2016, 05:22 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (10)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 29th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (11)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 29th, 2016, 05:11 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (12)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 30th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (13)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 30th, 2016, 06:06 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (14)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (15)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
January 31st, 2016, 06:30 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (16)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 1st, 2016, 09:08 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (17)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 1st, 2016, 01:33 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 2nd, 2016, 05:05 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 3rd, 2016, 04:22 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (20)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2016, 12:40 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 4th, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (22)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 5th, 2016, 02:24 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (23)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 5th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (24)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 6th, 2016, 02:34 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (25)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 6th, 2016, 05:41 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (26)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2016, 12:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (27)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 8th, 2016, 06:43 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (28)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 9th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (29)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 9th, 2016, 05:23 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (30)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2016, 02:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (31)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 11th, 2016, 05:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (32)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 12th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (33)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 13th, 2016, 04:37 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (34)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 14th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (35)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 14th, 2016, 03:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (36)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 15th, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (37)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 15th, 2016, 05:38 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (38)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 16th, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (39)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 16th, 2016, 04:05 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (40)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 17th, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (41)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 17th, 2016, 06:41 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (42)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 18th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (43)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 18th, 2016, 05:48 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (44)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 19th, 2016, 01:39 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (45)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 19th, 2016, 06:10 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (46)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2016, 02:16 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (47)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 20th, 2016, 05:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (48)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

Britta
February 21st, 2016, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (49)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (0)

itsaparadox
February 21st, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)


-"We'll have a few mystery meals." (49)
-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (1)

Britta
February 22nd, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (1)

itsaparadox
February 22nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (2)

Britta
February 23rd, 2016, 02:48 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (3)

itsaparadox
February 23rd, 2016, 05:17 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (4)

Britta
February 24th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (5)

itsaparadox
February 25th, 2016, 05:08 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (6)

Britta
February 26th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (7)

itsaparadox
February 26th, 2016, 04:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (8)

Britta
February 27th, 2016, 01:38 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (9)

itsaparadox
February 27th, 2016, 04:25 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (10)

Britta
February 29th, 2016, 02:46 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (11)

itsaparadox
February 29th, 2016, 03:03 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (12)

Britta
March 1st, 2016, 01:10 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (13)

itsaparadox
March 1st, 2016, 02:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (14)

Britta
March 2nd, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (4)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (15)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2016, 05:24 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (15)

Britta
March 3rd, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (16)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2016, 01:47 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (18)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (17)

Britta
March 4th, 2016, 01:47 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (17)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2016, 03:07 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (18)

Britta
March 5th, 2016, 12:10 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (19)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2016, 05:53 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (20)

Britta
March 6th, 2016, 02:21 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (21)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2016, 03:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (22)

Britta
March 8th, 2016, 01:14 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (23)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2016, 03:28 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (24)

Britta
March 9th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (25)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2016, 05:14 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (26)

Britta
March 12th, 2016, 02:50 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (27)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2016, 05:16 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (28)

Britta
March 13th, 2016, 02:24 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (29)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2016, 05:15 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (30)

Britta
March 15th, 2016, 03:45 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (31)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2016, 07:14 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (32)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (32)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (1)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2016, 05:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (33)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (1)

Britta
March 17th, 2016, 03:15 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (33)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (2)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2016, 05:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (34)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (2)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (35)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (2)

Britta
March 20th, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (35)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (3)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2016, 04:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (36)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (3)

Britta
March 22nd, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (36)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (4)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2016, 06:04 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (19)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (37)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (4)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2016, 09:38 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (20)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (37)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (4)

Britta
March 23rd, 2016, 03:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (20)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (37)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (5)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2016, 04:53 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (20)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (5)

Britta
March 25th, 2016, 03:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (20)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (6)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2016, 06:48 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (6)

Britta
March 26th, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (7)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2016, 05:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (8)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2016, 05:53 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (9)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2016, 06:45 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (10)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2016, 02:28 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (11)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2016, 05:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (12)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2016, 01:43 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (5)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (13)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2016, 04:17 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (13)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2016, 02:22 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (14)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2016, 02:48 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (15)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (16)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2016, 05:48 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (17)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2016, 01:59 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (18)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2016, 05:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (19)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (20)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2016, 05:51 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (21)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2016, 02:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (22)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 7th, 2016, 03:20 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 8th, 2016, 02:36 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (24)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2016, 06:11 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (25)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 9th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (26)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2016, 07:12 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (27)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2016, 02:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (28)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2016, 06:27 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (6)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (29)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2016, 06:56 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (29)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2016, 02:39 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (30)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2016, 06:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (31)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2016, 02:07 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (32)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2016, 07:19 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (33)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2016, 02:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (34)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2016, 07:16 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (35)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (36)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2016, 12:39 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (37)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2016, 02:08 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2016, 06:07 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (39)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (40)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2016, 02:34 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (41)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (42)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2016, 07:32 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (43)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2016, 06:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (44)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
April 30th, 2016, 01:20 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (45)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
April 30th, 2016, 07:19 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (46)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2016, 05:09 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (47)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 2nd, 2016, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (48)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 3rd, 2016, 05:52 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (49)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 4th, 2016, 02:26 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (38)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2016, 07:44 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (39)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 5th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (40)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2016, 07:17 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (41)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 6th, 2016, 02:09 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (42)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2016, 02:18 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (43)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 7th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (44)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 11th, 2016, 05:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (45)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 12th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (46)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 14th, 2016, 07:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (47)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 15th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (48)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 15th, 2016, 06:23 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
-Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (49)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

Britta
May 16th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (0)

itsaparadox
May 16th, 2016, 07:16 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (1)

Britta
May 17th, 2016, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (21)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (2)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2016, 06:43 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (22)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (2)

Britta
July 7th, 2016, 01:30 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (22)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (3)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2016, 01:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (22)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (4)

Britta
July 9th, 2016, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (22)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (5)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2016, 11:04 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (5)

Britta
July 10th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (6)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2016, 07:10 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (7)

Britta
July 12th, 2016, 02:45 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (8)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2016, 08:38 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (9)

Britta
July 15th, 2016, 11:54 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (10)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2016, 01:45 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (11)

Britta
July 16th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (12)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2016, 01:32 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (13)

Britta
August 1st, 2016, 01:35 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (14)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2016, 11:09 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (15)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2016, 10:21 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (16)

Britta
August 19th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (17)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2016, 04:32 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (18)

Britta
August 20th, 2016, 02:49 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (19)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2016, 12:53 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (20)

Britta
August 21st, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (21)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2016, 03:46 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (22)

Britta
August 24th, 2016, 02:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (23)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2016, 07:59 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (24)

Britta
August 30th, 2016, 12:23 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (25)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2016, 05:00 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (26)

Britta
September 3rd, 2016, 02:58 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (27)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2016, 10:48 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (28)

Britta
September 4th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (29)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2016, 07:22 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (30)

Britta
September 13th, 2016, 02:10 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (31)

itsaparadox
September 20th, 2016, 07:13 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (32)

Britta
September 20th, 2016, 12:57 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (33)

itsaparadox
October 25th, 2016, 09:48 AM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (34)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2016, 04:33 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (35)

Britta
November 20th, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
3rd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
4th Place - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (50)
5th Place - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (50)
6th Place - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (50)
7th Place - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (50)
8th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
9th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50
10th Place - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (50)
11th Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
12th Place - - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (50)
13th Place - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (50)
14th Place - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (50)
15th Place - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (50)
16th Place -"The boy's not going anywhere, lawman. As I understand it, it's pretty cold outside." (50)
17th Place - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (50)
18th Place -"We'll have a few mystery meals." (50)
19th Place - The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here ’til Judgment Day if he’s got enough rosemary. (50)
20th Place -Kaylee: "Ooh, grandpa." Sheppard: "I never married." (50)


-"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (7)
- "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (23)
- I was there, son. I’m fair sure you haven’t shot anyone yet. (36)