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kennythewraith
June 2nd, 2009, 11:55 PM
from Lazarus Rising
Dean: his loss.

Pamela: could be your gain ;)

Dean to Sam:dude im so in!

Sam: she will eat you alive

Dean: i just got out of jail....BRING IT!

Pamela walks by says to sam: you are invited to grumpy ;)

Dean: YOU ARE NOT INVITED!!

starg8fans
June 3rd, 2009, 01:01 AM
What a brilliant idea for a thread, thanks Kenny! Can we post pictures with the quotes if we have them?

Since I just watched Croatoan:

Dwaine: You almost shot me!

Dean: You shut your pie-hole or I still might!


And from Playthings:

Dean: The real question is, why do people assume we are gay?

Sam: You look kinda butch, maybe people think you're over-compensating.

Madwelshboy
June 3rd, 2009, 04:22 AM
From The Monster at the End of This Book:-

Dean: There's Sam girls and Dean girls. And what's a slash fan?

Sam: As in... Sam slash Dean. Together.

Dean: Like... together together?

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: They do know we're brothers, right?

Sam: It doesn't seem to matter.

Dean: Ah, come on. That's... that's just sick

starg8fans
June 3rd, 2009, 04:26 AM
I think that must be the best quote ever! But Bobby's got his share of snarky remarks. In No Rest for the Wicked:

Bobby (to Dean): Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

kennythewraith
June 3rd, 2009, 09:50 AM
i am the prophet chuck!!!

P-90_177
June 3rd, 2009, 09:59 AM
Here's a few:

Bobby: You're almost Hells B****... So... You can see Hells other B****es...

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Dean: Sam...Mom was a Babe........I'm going to hell........again.........

-----

Dean: This guy?! A Prophet!?

Castiel: You should have seen Luke...

starg8fans
June 3rd, 2009, 12:37 PM
From Folsom Prison Blues.

Hendrickson: You think you're funny.

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt144/SupNatFans/Dean%20S2/Picture3.jpg

kennythewraith
June 3rd, 2009, 01:36 PM
Missouri:Boy!dont you put your feet on my table!

Dean:i wasnt going to do anything?!

Misouri: Yeah...but you were thinking about it!
(seconds later)watch your mouth boy!

starg8fans
June 3rd, 2009, 01:54 PM
Back to the beginnings - form the pilot:

Sam: When I told dad when I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45.

Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?

Sam: I was 9 years old. He was supposed to say Dont be afraid of the dark.

Dean: Dont be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know whats out there!


And the famous one:

Sam: Hey Dean--What I said earlier, about mom and dad, Im sorry.

Dean: {Holds hand up to stop him from going further} No chick flick moments.

Sam: All right, Jerk.

Dean: B**ch.

marielabbott
June 3rd, 2009, 06:34 PM
There's so many great quotes in SPN. I loved Bobby's line to Dean in No Rest for the Wicked so much I put it in my sig, "Family don't end with blood, boy."

kennythewraith
June 4th, 2009, 12:17 PM
from Scarecrow

Dean: I Hope Your Apple Pie Is Freaking Worth It!!!

Jenova Synthesis
June 4th, 2009, 01:13 PM
Dean: "Strippers... Finally!" XD

starg8fans
June 6th, 2009, 08:37 AM
Dean: "I'm BATMAN!"


Sam: (calls Dean 'Scully')

Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You are a red-headed woman.

starg8fans
June 9th, 2009, 04:21 AM
From First Blood:

Dean (to the approaching vampire):
I smell good, don't I? I taste even better. Come on! Free lunch!

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt144/SupNatFans/Season%203%20whump/307_fresh_blood_7.jpg

Boo
June 9th, 2009, 06:33 AM
Both from The Monster at the end of this book

Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts



Dean: (reading) "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders. (Sam pauses) You just thought I was a dick.

Sam: This guy's good.

LoneStar1836
June 11th, 2009, 08:16 AM
Watched this one yesterday....3x14 Long Distance Call:


DEAN: That was Bobby. Some banker-guy blew his head off in Ohio, they think there's a spirit involved.

SAM: So you two were talking a case?

DEAN: No, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boybands.... Yeah, we were talking a case.




DEAN: Oh, good, yeah. No, you go hang out with jailbait. Just, uh, watch out for Chris Hansen.

DEAN: Meanwhile, I'll be here, you know, getting ready to save my life. .... You are unbelievable, you know that? I mean, for months we've been trying to break this demon deal. Now Dad's about to give us the freakin' address, and you can't accept it?!

DEAN: The man is dead, and you're still butting heads with the guy!

SAM: That is not what this is about.

DEAN: Then what is it?!

SAM: The fact is, we got no hard proof here, Dean. After everything, you're still just going on blind faith!

DEAN: Yeah, well, maybe! You know, maybe that's all I got, okay?!

Boo
June 15th, 2009, 09:51 AM
From the Pilot

"House rules Sammy. Driver chooses the music, shot gun shuts his cakehole"

LoneStar1836
June 18th, 2009, 03:17 PM
1x12 Faith


DEAN: Have you ever actually watched daytime TV? It's terrible. (lol since Jensen used to be on Days of Our Lives :D too bad I don't remember more of him on Days as I vaguely recall when he was on there.)

SAM: I talked to your doctor.

DEAN: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**** down.

SAM: Dean.

DEAN: Yeah. Alright, well, looks like you're gonna leave town without me.

SAM: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna leave you here.

DEAN: Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.

SAM: I don't think that's funny.

DEAN: Oh, come on, it's a little funny.

starg8fans
June 18th, 2009, 08:49 PM
Great quotes, everybody!

From Bedtime Stories:

Dean: There's no way I'm kissing a [email protected] frog!

And to Sam:
Dude, could you be any more gay? (pause) Don't answer that.


In the hospital:

Sam: OK, but how are we gonna stop her? I mean Callie's stuck here, her father's keeping her body alive.

Dean: It does make it a bit hard to burn the bones.

Sam: You think?

Boo
June 19th, 2009, 03:03 AM
Dream a little dream of me

Dean: Crap!
Sam: What?
Dean: Bela...
Sam: Bela? Crap!

LoneStar1836
June 19th, 2009, 06:52 AM
Devil's Trap

Another good one from Bobby.....


SAM: And these protective circles-they really work?

BOBBY: Hell, yeah. You get a demon in one, they're trapped-powerless. It's like a satanic roach motel.



Oh and this snark at the end of Tall Tales :D


SAM: Bobby. Thank's a lot. We really couldn't -

BOBBY: Ah Save it. Let's just get the hell out of Dodge before somebody finds that body.

SAM: Yeah. [Bobby gets in the Impala]

SAM (cont'd): Look, Dean. I just wanna say.. that I'm uh.. uhm..

DEAN: Hey. Me too.

BOBBY [getting out of the car]: You guys are breaking my heart, could we please just leave?

starg8fans
August 21st, 2009, 12:17 AM
Having our own forum is awesome, having all threads on one page...

Time to revive this one, I think. Malleus Maleficarum had some great Dean quotes.

DEAN: I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.
[...] It's creepy, you know, it's down right unsanitary.

DEAN: If we hadn't have been following you, you'd be a doornail right now.

(As they find the witch dead) DEAN: That's a curveball.

DEAN: Oh God! Freakin' witches! Seriously man, come on! [...] And why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal?! The poor little guy.

DEAN: I'd like to report a dead body, 309 Mayfair Circle. My name? Yeah, sure my name is... (DEAN clicks the phone shut cutting himself off)

SAM: Demons, they get their power from demons.
RUBY: Yeah, and there's one here, now.
DEAN: Oh, what, you mean besides you?
[...]
RUBY: I'm telling you the truth.
DEAN: And I'm telling you to shut up, b**ch.

DEAN (to RUBY): You wanna kill me? Get in line b**ch.

DEAN: What was that stuff? God, it was @ss. It tasted like @ss.

RUBY: There's a real fire in the pit, agonies you can't even imagine.
DEAN: No, I saw Hellraiser, I get the gist.

Crichiel
August 21st, 2009, 06:21 AM
Supernatural forum...YEAH!! :):):)

Dean (Scarecrow): Dude....you fugly.

Dean (In My Time of Dying): Dude, I full-on Swayze-d that mother!

Dean (In My Time of Dying): I feel like I at a slumber party.

Tessa (In My Time of Dying): That's funny. You're very cute.

Dean (Simon Said): He full on Obi-Wan-ed me

Sam (Simon Said): Dean, shut up!
Dean : I'm trying

Dean (Playthings): We might even see Fred and Daphne...mmmm, Daphne.

Sam (Playthings): I said, you're bossy....and short.

Sam (Playthings): What'd'ya want to do? Poke her with a stick? (off Dean's contemplative look)...DUDE, you're not going to poke her with a stick!

Sam (Houses of the Holy): Wait, unicorns aren't real?

Dean (Croatoan): You gotta neighbour named Mr. Rogers?

Dean (Hunted): D*****t, Sam! This whole thing is spinning out of control!

Dean (All Helll Breaks Loose part 1): Hey, see if they got any pie. Bring me some pie! Love me some pie.

Dean (All Hell Break's Loose part 1): SAM!!! :(

Dean (All Hell Break's Loose part 2): What am I supposed to do? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!! *sniffle*

Bobby: What, and it (Dean's life) didn't mean anything before? Have you got that low an opinion of yourself? Are you that screwed in the head?

Dean (A Very Supernatural Christmas): What else did Bobby say?
Sam: That we're morons.

Madge (A Very Supernatural Christmas): Oh! Someone owes a nickel to the swear jar. Know what I say when I want to swear? Fudge.
Dean: I'l try to remember that

And a minute later...

Dean: You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin kill you!

Dang! I have to get ready for the day (currently at the Stargate convention in Chicago!). Those were the quotes I could come up with off the top of my head. I'll be back later to add (I missed a ton and haven't even touched season 4 yet!).

Boo
August 23rd, 2009, 08:01 AM
Mystery Spot

Sam: You don't remember any of this?

Dean: Any of what?

Sam: This. Like it's - happened before?

Dean: You mean like deja vu?

Sam: No, like it's - like it's really happened before.

Dean: ...Yeah, like deja vu.

Sam: Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?

Dean: Okay, how is that not...

Sam: Don't say it!

starg8fans
August 24th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Supernatural forum...YEAH!! :):):)

<snipped for length>

Dang! I have to get ready for the day (currently at the Stargate convention in Chicago!). Those were the quotes I could come up with off the top of my head. I'll be back later to add (I missed a ton and haven't even touched season 4 yet!).

Wow, you are a fan if you can come up with all these off the top of your head! Hope you had a great time at the con.

And great scene from Mystery Spot, Boo!

We were just discussing The Benders on another thread, which brought to mind this classic by Dean:

"Demons I get, people are just crazy."

And the whole scene with Pa Bender:

DEAN: Youre a sick puppy.

PA: We give em a weapon. Give em a fightin chance. Its kind of like our tradition passed down, father to son. Of course, only one or two a year. Never enough to bring the law down, we never been that sloppy.

DEAN: Yeah, well, dont sell yourself short. Youre plenty sloppy.

PA: So, what, you with that pretty cop? Are you a cop?

DEAN: If I tell you, you promise not to make me into an ashtray?

PA: Only reason I dont let my boys take you right here and now is that theres somethin I need to know.

DEAN: Yeah, how bout its not nice to marry your sister?

PA: Tell meany of the cops gonna come lookin for you?

DEAN: Oh, eat me. No, no, no, wait, waityou actually might.

Crichiel
August 28th, 2009, 06:54 PM
Huh? I spent fifteen minutes the other day posting a bunch of other quotes and now they aren't here. Did I break some posting rule and get deleted, or did the computer just not work? Well, let me see if I can think of a couple that I had (Bummer, though, because I had some really good ones! :():

The Kids Are Alright-

Dean: Who was that?
Sam: I was just ordering pizza.
Dean: Dude, you do realise that you're in a restaurant?
Sam: Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I just wanted pizza.
*Long Pause*
Dean: Ok, Weirdy McWeirderton

The Magnificent Seven (might be some paraphrasing, don't remember exact)-

Sam: What you did was selfish.
Dean: You're right. It was selfish. But I'm ok with that.
Sam: I'm not.
Dean: Tough. After all I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled.

Mystery Spot-

Sam: Man. I had a weird dream!
Dean: Yeah? Clowns or Midgets?

and

Totally don't remember Sam's line, something about going to the Mystery Spot in the daytime with lots of people then-
Dean: My god, you're a freak!

Bad Day at Black Rock (after Sam trips the first time)-

Dean: Wow! You suck!

Crichiel
September 3rd, 2009, 12:23 PM
Hmmm..do I need to spoiler a QUOTE if it is from season 4? Well, just in case:

It's a Terrible Life-
Dean: Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.

starg8fans
September 20th, 2009, 09:46 PM
Won't quote the whole sentence so as not to spoiler anybody who hasn't seen S5 yet, but Dean refers to being a 'vessel' as an 'angel condom'. :lol:

Betelgeuze
September 21st, 2009, 04:40 AM
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

From Monster Movie

Dean: I've been rehymenated.

From Good God Y'all (spoiler for season 5)

Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes; He isn't in heaven, he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, i hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel (appears to think about it): No he's not on any flat bread.

Cree
September 25th, 2009, 07:45 AM
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

From Monster Movie

Dean: I've been rehymenated.

From Good God Y'all (spoiler for season 5)

Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes; He isn't in heaven, he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, i hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel (appears to think about it): No he's not on any flat bread.


You have got to love Cas!

starg8fans
September 26th, 2009, 12:51 AM
You have got to love Cas!

And he's getting better and better in S5. (spoilers for Free To Be You And Me)
Dean: Okay, what's the plan?

Cas: We tell the officer he just witnessed an Angel of the Lord. And he will tell us the truth.


Dean: So this is what I'm looking at if Michael jumps my bones?

Cas: Not at all. Michael is much more powerful. It'll be far worse for you.


Dean: Isn't that like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?

Cas: No, it's much harder.


Dean: So, last night on earth. What are your plans?

Cas: I thought I'd just sit here quietly.


Cas: This is a den of eniquity.

Dean: You full-on rebelled against heaven. Eniquity is one of the perks.

Crichiel
September 26th, 2009, 05:49 PM
More Free to Be You and Me:
Dean: Where were you?
Castiel: Jerusalem.
Dean: How was it?
Castiel: Arid

And from It's A Terrible Life:

Zach: You should see my decopage

Dean: Gross. No thanks.

Dimbo_Sama
October 5th, 2009, 02:37 AM
'Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts' from the Monster at the end of this book's classic.

In Provenance as well when Sarah walks out the door and Dean just turns and says
'Sam? Marry that girl.' I nearly died laughing.

It's a Terrible Life;
Dean: Okay. You're upset. You're upset, you're confused ...
Sam: Yeah, 'cause I only moved here 'cause I just broke up with my fiance, Madison. But I called her number and I got a damn animal hospital.

The entire Monster Movie episode.

and possibly one of the funniest bits.
Mystery Spot;
Sam: I know everything that's going to happen.
Dean: You don't know everything
Sam: Yeah I do...
Sam & Dean: Yeah right... ...nice guess.
Sam: It wasn't a guess
Same & Dean: Right you're a mind reader... Cut it out Sam. Sam.
You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish.
Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay enough!
---------------------------
Sam: No Asia!
Dean: Yeah, I know this station sucks
Sam: It's Wednesday!
Dean: Yeah which usually comes after Tuesday, turn that thing off will ya?
Sam: What are you kidding? This isn't the most beautiful song you've ever heard?
Dean: No! ...Jesus how many Tuesdays did you have?

:)

Epideme
October 25th, 2009, 12:42 PM
For me it has to be Jus In Bello:

Sam Winchester: However many there are, they could be possessing anyone, anyone could just walk right in.
Dean Winchester: It's kind of wild, right? I mean's like they're coming right for us. Never done that before.
Sam Winchester: ...
Dean Winchester: 'S like we got a contract on us.
[Smiles]
Dean Winchester: Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.

Thanks to IMDB for the best quote ever!! Dean is so pleased to be arrested it makes it funnier when he's shot!!

Epideme

Epideme
October 25th, 2009, 12:45 PM
Another favourite quote of mine:
Henricksen: "I shot the sheriff"
Dean Winchester: "But I did not shoot the Deputy."

Crichiel
October 27th, 2009, 11:00 AM
In both CSPWDT when Dean walks in the room to find Sam watching...ahem...tv, and again in Croatoan when the kid asks where his parents are (whom Dean killed)

Dean: Awkward.

Epideme
October 28th, 2009, 05:09 AM
Dean (In My Time of Dying): Dude, I full-on Swayze-d that mother!

This is a good one, love it. I watched this episode the day after Swayze died and I felt more than a little guilty for laughing at it.


In Provenance as well when Sarah walks out the door and Dean just turns and says: 'Sam? Marry that girl.' I nearly died laughing.

I really like that episode, she is the first girl Sam has been with (in any sense) since Jess and she is perfect. Even more so than Madison, imho.

Just awesome. Pure Awesome.

LtColCarter
April 20th, 2010, 11:15 AM
There's so many great quotes in SPN. I loved Bobby's line to Dean in No Rest for the Wicked so much I put it in my sig, "Family don't end with blood, boy."

Gotta agree with ya there!

LtColCarter
April 20th, 2010, 11:19 AM
From the pilot episode:

Dean: {Acknowledging the nightshirt Jess is wearing} I love the Smurfs. You know I gotta tell you, you are completely out of my brothers league.

Crichiel
April 21st, 2010, 11:45 AM
I mentioned this on the episode thread. It's from 5.18. Doesn't really tell you anything, but I'll spoiler it JUST to be on the safe side!

Dean: Expendable

RodneyIsGodney
April 23rd, 2010, 04:41 PM
So happy this thread's here!


Okay...

Dean: Dude, you fugly! ... Scarecrow
Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ... dunno the ep

Dean: PUDDING! ... Sam, Interrupted

Spoilered for S5, ep 17 ... 99 Problems
Castiel: I found a liquer store...
Sam: Yeah, and...
Castiel: I DRANK IT.

Dean: Gumby Girldoes that make me Pokey? ... The Kids are Alright

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it! ... dunno the ep

Dean in Yellow Fever:
I'll man the flashlight.

That was scary!

It's on the fourth floor ... that's high.

I'm not gonna make a left turn into oncoming traffic! I'm not suicidal! Did I just say that? That's kinda weird.

Dean: What do you say we kill some evil sons of b1tches and we raise a little hell? ... dunno the ep

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it! ... dunno the ep

Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me. ... Hook Man

Dean: It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome. ... dunno the ep

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable. ... dunno the ep

Dean: You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! ... A Very Supernatural Christmas

starg8fans
April 24th, 2010, 01:03 AM
Great choice of quotes, RiG. Geez, I'm such a geek, I can place every quote where you didn't know the ep...

Won't post them here so as not to spoiler people who haven't seen the latest ep, but Buddy TV has a slide show with the best quotes from Hammer of the Gods. And what an ep for quotes that was. I was ROFL during most of that one. You can find it at http://www.buddytv.com//slideshows/supernatural/funniest-supernatural-quotes-from-hammer-of-the-gods-99926.aspx

Crichiel
April 24th, 2010, 12:44 PM
From Dark Side of the Moon
Cas: Don't go into the light.
Dean: Gee, thanks Carol Anne.

starg8fans
April 24th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Re-watched Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things today, and Dean had a great line:

"That dead chick can run!"

Crichiel
April 24th, 2010, 08:13 PM
From It's a Terrible Life

Dean: "Look man, I don't know you...but I'm going to do you a public service, and tell you that you overshare."

LtColCarter
April 26th, 2010, 06:24 AM
Sam: So it’s probably something else, something corporeal.

Dean: Corporeal? Excuse me professor.

Sam: Shut up. So what do you think?

kennythewraith
May 16th, 2010, 04:23 PM
im gunna go with one from swan song
Dean:adam if you can hear me...im sorry
Michael:sorry adams not here right now!
Dean:well then ill deal with you next buttercup

Porcelina
May 19th, 2010, 07:36 AM
Bad Day at Black Rock had so many awesome quotes.
The already posted Batman one of Dean, as well as: "Oh, don't go away angry. Just go away." xD

Monday Mystery Spot was on German time. I loved
Sam: "Yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too!"
Dean: "...yeah. You're totally balanced."

or when Sam told Dean that he was killed my a car the Tuesday before
Dean: (excited)"Did it look cool, like in the movies?"
Sam: "You peed yourself."
Dean: (kinda very upset) "Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!"

LtColCarter
May 19th, 2010, 09:33 AM
Dean: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?

Sam Winchester: Yeah.

[Dean stares blankly]

Sam: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Dean: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...

Sam: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!

Boo
May 19th, 2010, 10:16 AM
Thought i'd better spoiler these just in case

Season 5 - My Bloody Valentine:

Dean: Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?
Castiel: This is their... handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.


Sam: You punched a Cupid
Dean: I punched a dick!


Dean (Pushes a human heart to Sam): Be my Valentine?


Castiel: [takes a big bite of a hamburger and smiles] These make me...very happy.
Dean: How many is that?
Castiel: Lost count. It's in the low hundreds

LtColCarter
May 19th, 2010, 10:18 AM
Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

RodneyIsGodney
May 20th, 2010, 03:08 PM
Great choice of quotes, RiG.
Thanks.:D


Geez, I'm such a geek, I can place every quote where you didn't know the ep...
Hey, I'm a geek too. I just...haven't seen every episode yet. Still memorizing titles and remembering what happens when, and in which episode.:o


Won't post them here so as not to spoiler people who haven't seen the latest ep, but Buddy TV has a slide show with the best quotes from Hammer of the Gods. And what an ep for quotes that was. I was ROFL during most of that one. You can find it at http://www.buddytv.com//slideshows/supernatural/funniest-supernatural-quotes-from-hammer-of-the-gods-99926.aspx
Hey, thanx. I'll check it out!


From Dark Side of the Moon
Cas: Don't go into the light.
Dean: Gee, thanks Carol Anne.
Love this one!:D:P



From Swan Song...

Castiel: Hey! Assbutt!
Dean: Assbutt?

This had me in a fit of hysterics!:P

LtColCarter
May 22nd, 2010, 09:10 AM
Dean: Damn cops.

Sam: They were just doing their job.

Dean: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

LizzieAnne
May 22nd, 2010, 09:34 AM
Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

That one has to be my favourite so far.. :P
---

DEAN: Okay, well, then, how about this -- I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.

CHUCK: I thought you said I was protected by an archangel.

DEAN: Well, interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.

LtColCarter
May 22nd, 2010, 10:48 AM
That one has to be my favourite so far.. :P

Thanks! :D

Dean: [after a nice cop says okie dokie] I like him, he says okie dokie.

Crichiel
May 26th, 2010, 10:24 AM
That one has to be my favourite so far.. :P
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DEAN: Okay, well, then, how about this -- I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.

CHUCK: I thought you said I was protected by an archangel.


DEAN: Well, interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.

Just 2 days ago, I had this one rolling around in my head. Love it!!

LtColCarter
May 28th, 2010, 07:47 AM
Dean: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.

Sam: Oh, come on.

Dean: It's killing me!

Sam: Let it go.

Crichiel
May 28th, 2010, 09:13 AM
From WIAWSNB after Sam tells Dean he stole his prom date...on prom night, Dean mumbles under his breath:

"Yeah, that does kinda sound like me" :D

Crichiel
June 1st, 2010, 02:23 PM
Ok, I'll be guilty of double, triple, and quadruple posting in here for a while. I am watching the episodes in order starting with the pilot while I wait through this horrible hiatus, and I've been trying to keep track of quotes as I go. So far, I am through the first 7 episodes:

Pilot:

Sam: I swear, man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one...they're cassette tapes.


Dean: Dude, you're such a control freak!


Sheriff: I'm not sure you realise just how much trouble you're in here.
Dean: We talking misdemeanor kinda trouble? Or squeal like a pig trouble?


Sam: What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?

(Didn't forget the 'shotgun shuts his cakehole'. Figured that went without saying! :P)



Wendigo:

Dean: Dude, check out the size of this freakin' bear!


Roy: You're rangers?
Dean: That's right.
Hayley: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean: Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts.


Dead in the Water:

Dean (after Sam shoos away the hot waitress): You know, Sam, we ARE allowed to have fun once in a while....THAT'S fun.

Andrea: Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line.


Sam: Kids are the best? You don't even like kids.
Dean: I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.


Phantom Traveler:

Dean: Man! I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
Sam: No you don't. You look more like a...seventh grader at his first dance.

Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No. Not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: Well, I kinda have this problem with uh....
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now!
Sam: You're joking, right?
Dean: Do I LOOK like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?

Sam: Just try to relax.
Dean: Just try to shut up.

Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.

Sam: If she's possessed, she'll flinch at the name of God.
Dean: Huh. Nice.
Sam: Hey!
Dean: What?
Sam: Say it in Latin.
Dean: I know.
Sam: Hey!
Dean: WHAT?!
Sam: Uh, in Latin, it's Cristo.
Dean: Dude! I know, I'm not an idiot!!


Bloody Mary:

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: 'Cause I'm an awesome brother.


Skin:

Sam: We'll check in with Becca in the morning, see if she's all right.
Dean: All right, but first I'm going to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him.


Hookman:

Dean: I told him you were a dumb-a** pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical hell week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well you look like a dumb-a** pledge.

Dean: That's it. Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.

Sheriff: Listen, you and your borther...
Dean: Oh, don't worry. We're leaving town.

LtColCarter
June 2nd, 2010, 06:35 AM
Bedtime Stories

Sam: I think it's Snow White

Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.

starg8fans
June 2nd, 2010, 06:45 AM
Bedtime Stories

Sam: I think it's Snow White

Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.

I totally forgot about that. But from the same ep:

"There's no way I'm kissing a [email protected] frog!" (Dean)

And another favorite:

SAM: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
DEAN: Dude, could you be more gay?
SAM is speechless.
DEAN: Don't answer that.

LtColCarter
June 2nd, 2010, 06:50 AM
Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.

LizzieAnne
June 2nd, 2010, 10:19 AM
Sam: By the way...you really look like crap Dean

Dean: Yeah...right back atcha!

LtColCarter
June 3rd, 2010, 07:43 AM
Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness

RodneyIsGodney
June 6th, 2010, 04:12 PM
Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness
Dean: Okay. Weirdy McWeirderton.

From season 5...
Dean: Whoa. Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week. We're driving.
I just lost it when he said this! Laughed hysterically!:P



From Sex and Violence...

Dean: Dude, you totally C-blocked me.
(I would never have known what this meant if I hadn't encountered it (the non abbreviated version) in a fanfic.):o

Crichiel
June 9th, 2010, 11:20 AM
Huh. Taking longer than I thought to rewatch all the eps. I've only had time for Bugs and Home this past week.


Was actually surprised how many Bugs had, considering I don't like the ep too much:

Sam: Yeah, but hustling pool? Credit card scams? It's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.
Dean: *weighing the options in his hands* Let's see: honest...fun and easy

Sam: Human Mad Cow Disease
Dean: Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: You watch Oprah?

Dean: Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
Sam: Why?
Dean: The manicured lawns? The 'How was your day, honey?'. I'd blow my brains out.
Sam: There's nothing wrong with normal.
Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.

Linda Blume: Let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, colour, or sexual orientation.
Dean to Sam: I'm going to go talk to Larry. 'Kay honey?

Matt: Sorry, I told him the truth.
Dean: We had a plan, Matt. What happened to the plan?

Sam: ...I didn't want to bowhunt, or hustle pool. Because I wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked out family made me the freak.
Dean: Yeah, you were kinda like the blonde chick in The Munsters.

Ok, this whole conversation isn't funny like most our favourite quotes, but it is the one reason I will re-watch this episode every so often. I think this exchange between Sam and Dean about Sam's and John's relationship is one of the best. Because, frankly, up until this point, Sam has been kinda whiny, bratty, teenager-y about the whole thing and it makes him a little unsympathetic. But here, Dean steps in and very calmly and bluntly points out Sam's immature attitude to him. He doesn't take sides, but just matter-of-factly points out that while John could have done better, Sam isn't blameless. And it stops Sam's whining dead in its tracks.

Dean: I remember that fight. Fact, I seem to recall a few choice phrases coming out of your mouth. Sam, Dad was never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Dean: He was afraid of what could've happened to you if he wasn't around. But even when you two weren't talking, he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you, make sure you were safe.
Sam: What?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Why didn't he tell me any of that?
Dean: Well, it's a two-way street, dude. You could've picked up the phone.

Crichiel
June 10th, 2010, 11:21 AM
Ok, I'm through Scarecrow now.

Home (Great ep,. but only had one quote I really loved, and mostly because of the look on Dean's face.):

Missouri: Well, what are you waiting for, boy? Get the mop. And don't cuss at me!


Asylum:

Sam: What about the journal, any leads in there?
Dean: No, same as last time I looked, nothing I can make out. I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Dean: Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel.

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think's the hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Dean: See? That attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.

Dean: The only thing that makes me more nervous than a p***ed off spirit is the p***ed off spirit of a psycho killer.

Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

Kat: Hey Gavin? If we make it out of here alive? We are SO breaking up.

Dean: What're you going to do, Sam? Gun's loaded with rock salt, it's not going to kill me.
Sam: No. But it'll hurt like hell.

Sam: Do we need to talk about this?
Dean: No. I'm not really in the sharing and caring kind of mood.


Be back later with Scarecrow!

RodneyIsGodney
June 10th, 2010, 01:17 PM
I only have one right now...

From Heaven and Hell...

Dean: Yeah, well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper.
:P

LtColCarter
June 10th, 2010, 03:07 PM
Dean: All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.

Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.

RodneyIsGodney
June 10th, 2010, 03:32 PM
The Magnificent Seven:
Dean: So what do you say we kill some evil sons of b!tches and we raise a little hell, huh?

LtColCarter
June 10th, 2010, 03:47 PM
Heart
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?

Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.

Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland.

RodneyIsGodney
June 10th, 2010, 04:53 PM
In My Time of Dying:
Dean: Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother!

LtColCarter
June 11th, 2010, 02:16 PM
Sam : You're a demon!

Ruby : Don't be such a racist.

starg8fans
June 11th, 2010, 10:29 PM
I love how snarky Dean gets around vampires.

From Dead Man's Blood

VAMPIRE: Car trouble? Let me give you a lift. I’ll take you back to my place.
DEAN: Nah, I’ll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia.

VAMPIRE: You know, we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends.
DEAN: Sorry. I never really stay with a chick that long—definitely not eternity.

From Fresh Blood

DEAN: Smell that?! Come and get it! - That's right. Come on. I smell good, don't I? I taste even better. - Come on! Free lunch!

DEAN: You killed them, all right? We've been following a sloppy trail of corpses, and it leads straight to you.

VAMPIRE: I never should have brought a hunter here. Never. I just... I just wanted some kind of revenge. Stupid... exposing him to my family.
DEAN: Oh, yeah, you're such a family man.
VAMPIRE: You don't understand.
DEAN: I don't want to understand, you son of--
VAMPIRE: I was desperate. You ever felt desperate? I've lost everyone I ever loved. I'm staring down eternity alone. Can you think of a worse hell?
DEAN: Well, there's Hell.

From Free to be You and Me

DEAN (about to kill a vampire): Eat it, Twilight!

LtColCarter
June 12th, 2010, 09:22 AM
Houses of the Holy
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!

Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

RodneyIsGodney
June 12th, 2010, 03:33 PM
The Monster at the End of This Book:
Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.

Bad Day at Blck Rock:
Dean: Sonofab1tch!

Dean: I'm Batman!

Sam: I lost my shoe.


Mystery Spot:
Dean: Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

Crichiel
June 12th, 2010, 06:35 PM
Scarecrow:

Dean: Yahtzee! :D:D:D

Dean: Hi. My name is John Bonham
Scotty: Isn't that the drummer for Led Zeppelin?
(eliciting a fantastic flustered look for Dean)

Dean: Scotty, you gotta smile that lights up a room. Anyone ever tell you that?

Emily: So what's the plan?
Dean: I'm working on it.
....hours pass...
Emily: You don't have a plan, do you?
Dean: I'm working on it.

Dean: How'd you get here?
Sam: I, uh, stole a car.
Dean: Hah-ha-ha, that's my boy!!

Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

And I think someone just mentioned this quote again, but it bears repeating multiple times because I think it is one of the best quotes from the entire series, thanks to Jensen's hilarious line delivery:

"Dude...you fugly." :)

LtColCarter
June 13th, 2010, 09:53 AM
Dead in the Water

Sam: Kids are the best?

Dean: Yeah. I love kids.

Sam: Name three kids you actually know.

(Dean scratches his head; Sam starts walking away)

Dean: I'm thinking!

Crichiel
June 16th, 2010, 04:44 AM
Faith:


Dean: You ever actually watch daytime tv? It's terrible. (this from Jensen who was on Days of Our Lives :D)

Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**** down.

Dean: I'm not much of a praying type...but I'm going to pray for you. :o Awwww



One quote from Nightmare that makes me want to cry, especially when you think about what happens later in AHBL :(:

Dean: You got one advantage that Max didn't have.
Sam: Dad? Because Dad's not here, Dean.
Dean: No, me. Long as I'm around, nothing bad's going to happen to you.

LtColCarter
June 16th, 2010, 05:16 AM
(to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

starg8fans
June 16th, 2010, 05:32 AM
(to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

Loved Dean's reply to this too, deliberately missing the point.

DEAN: What are you talking about? I eat.

GenieinaZPM
June 16th, 2010, 05:32 AM
DEAN: You know what's good for a hangover? A greasy pork sandwich served in an ashtray
SAM: I hate you *pukes*
DEAN: I know *grin*

CASTIEL: Hey, A$$-butt!

LtColCarter
June 16th, 2010, 05:34 AM
Loved Dean's reply to this too, deliberately missing the point.

DEAN: What are you talking about? I eat.

ROFL...yes...gotta love Dean! ;)

LtColCarter
June 16th, 2010, 05:35 AM
Bloody Mary

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.

Crichiel
June 16th, 2010, 05:45 AM
Whole bunch from The Benders:

Dean: Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean: I lost some weight. And I have that Michael Jackson skin disease.

Pa Bender: We never been that sloppy.
Dean: Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty sloppy.

Pa Bender: There's something I need to know.
Dean: Yeah? How about it's not nice to marry your sister?

Dean: Eat me. No no no no no, wait. You actually might.

Sam: Dude, they're just people.
Dean: And they jumped you? Must be getting a little rusty there, kiddo.
Later
Sam: So, you got side-lined by a 13-year-old girl, huh?
Dean: Oh, shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, you're getting rusty there, kiddo.

LtColCarter
June 16th, 2010, 05:46 AM
whole bunch from the benders:

Dean: Yeah, dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean: I lost some weight. And i have that michael jackson skin disease.

Pa bender: We never been that sloppy.
Dean: Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty sloppy.

Pa bender: There's something i need to know.
Dean: Yeah? How about it's not nice to marry your sister?

Dean: Eat me. No no no no no, wait. You actually might.

Sam: Dude, they're just people.
Dean: And they jumped you? Must be getting a little rusty there, kiddo.
later
sam: So, you got side-lined by a 13-year-old girl, huh?
Dean: Oh, shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, you're getting rusty there, kiddo.

roflmao!!

LizzieAnne
June 16th, 2010, 08:44 AM
In Bloody Mary when Sam pays off the mortuary guy, Dean is more than a bit miffed.

Dean: I earned that money!

Sam: You won it in a poker game…

Dean: Yeah!

LtColCarter
June 16th, 2010, 08:49 AM
Everybody Loves a Clown

Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!

Sam: Gimme a break.

Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.

Dean: Planes crash!

Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

LtColCarter
June 17th, 2010, 06:17 AM
Bloodlust

Sam (to Dean): Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…

Jack_O'Neill_fan
June 18th, 2010, 05:39 PM
Wishful Thinking
Dean: "See, with great power comes great respons..."

*kid smacks Dean*


Wesley: "Careful what you wish for. You know who says that? Good looking jerks like you guys. The ones who got it so easy because you happen to be handsome."

Sam and Dean: *together* "Easy?"

Wesley: "Yeah, women look at you, right? And notice you?"

Sam: "Believe us, we do not have it easy."

Dean: (I love the way he says this :) ) "We are miserable."

starg8fans
June 18th, 2010, 10:52 PM
From Provenance

Dean: Maybe some other things in the painting change as well, you know, could give us some clues.

Sam: What, like a Da Vinci Code deal?

Dean: I don't know, I'm still waiting for the movie on that one.

LtColCarter
June 19th, 2010, 05:47 AM
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Dean: I hear you, OK? Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we need to figure out how to kill it.

(Sam starts laughing)

Dean: Right?

Sam: Our lives are weird, man.

Dean: You're telling me.

Crichiel
June 22nd, 2010, 08:20 AM
Ok, I'm through CSPWDT now, but I'll just parcel out these quotes so y'all aren't overwhelmed! ;)

....D'oh!! I lost the paper that had the 2 from Shadow :(, I'll just have to paraphrase:

Dean: Hey, Sam? Don't take it personally, but your girlfriend?...Is a b****

Dean: Hey, Sam. Next time you want to get laid, try to pick a girl that's not so buckets of crazy.


Hell House:

Sam: The reverse cross has been used by satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the 60's.
Dean: That is exactly why you never get laid.


Dean: I thought the legend said Mordechai only went after chicks.
Sam: It does.
Dean: Right. I mean, that explains why it went after you, but why me?


Dean: You trying to tell me that just because people believe in Mordechai, he's real?
Sam: I don't know. Maybe.
Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: 'Cause you're a bad person.

Dean: Barely have any skin left on my palm.
Sam: I'm not touching that line with a 10-foot pole.

LtColCarter
June 23rd, 2010, 06:25 AM
The Usual Suspects

Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me.

Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Sam: (dismissively) No, not that. (smiling) That's pretty par for the course, actually

Crichiel
June 25th, 2010, 07:11 PM
Something Wicked:

Dean: I'm the oldest, which means I'm always right.
Sam: No it doesn't.
Dean: Yeah, it totally does.


Sam: Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

I mean, how much of a selfless 'mother' is poor Dean, that he doesn't even consider wishng something like that for himself, just for his Sammy? :-(

LtColCarter
June 26th, 2010, 09:47 AM
Sin City

Sam: (on Dean not eating the hamburger in front of him) You do realize there is red meat within striking distance, right?

Crichiel
June 27th, 2010, 12:18 PM
Provenance:

Sam and Dean together after getting a look at their snazzy motel room: Huh.

Sarah: You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this.

Sam: What kind of house doesn't have salt?! Low-sodium freaks.

Dean (on seeing Sam kiss Sarah): That's my boy.

Boo
June 29th, 2010, 02:09 AM
Everybody loves a clown

Dean: Excuse me. We're looking for a Mr. Cooper. Have you seen him around?
Blind Man: What is that, some kind of joke?
[pulls sunglasses off]
Dean: Oh, I'm sorry.
Blind Man: Do you think I wouldn't give my eye-teeth to see Mr. Cooper or a sunset or anything at all?
Dean : [to Sam] Could you give me a little help here?
Sam : Not really.
Short Man: Hey Barry, is there a problem?
Blind Man: Yeah, this guy hates blind people.
Dean: What? No, I don't.
Short Man: Hey buddy, what's your problem?
Dean : Nothin', it's just a little misunderstanding.
Short Man: Little? You S.O.B!
Sam starts laughing
Dean: N-n-n-n-no, I'm just... could somebody tell me where Mr. Cooper is? Please?

Blind Man: What are you doing here, kid?
Dean: I'm... I was just sweeping.
Blind Man: Bull. And what were you talking about? Skeletons? What's EMF?
Dean: Dude, your blind man hearing is out of control.

LtColCarter
June 29th, 2010, 05:43 AM
Asylum

Sam: Do you think Dad was texting us?

Dean: He's given us coordinates before.

Sam: The man can barely work a toaster, Dean!

myhelix
July 5th, 2010, 04:25 PM
Dean: Sam wears make up

LtColCarter
July 6th, 2010, 05:43 AM
Something Wicked

Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID.

Dean: Why not?

Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

RodneyIsGodney
July 11th, 2010, 02:29 PM
From season 5's Changing Channels:
Dean: I don't wanna get hit in the nuts!

Dean: I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.

Dean: Son of a b!tch!

Sam: When did you hit menopause?

Dr. Dean: What the hell?

LtColCarter
July 12th, 2010, 05:31 AM
Folsom Prison Blues

Henricksen: You think you're funny?

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Crichiel
July 12th, 2010, 08:23 AM
A Very Supernatural Christmas

Dean: What did Bobby say?
Sam: Uh, that we're morons.

LtColCarter
July 12th, 2010, 08:35 AM
Playthings

Dean: We might even run into Fred and Daphnie inside. Mmmm... Daphnie. I love her.

starg8fans
July 12th, 2010, 11:39 AM
From Hookman:

Dean: Your half-caf double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.

Sam: Bite me.

RodneyIsGodney
July 14th, 2010, 01:24 PM
From S5: Free to Be You and Me

Dean:[while killing a vamp] Eat it, Twilight!

LtColCarter
July 15th, 2010, 07:13 AM
From S5: Free to Be You and Me

Dean:[while killing a vamp] Eat it, Twilight!

ROFLMAO!!!! That is too funny!!

LizzieAnne
July 15th, 2010, 09:27 AM
Folsom Prison Blues:

Prisoner calls to Sam: You’re MINE baby!

Dean: Don’t worry Sam, I promise I won’t trade you for smokes.


-----

Dean: My roommate doesn't say much, how's yours?

Sam: Just keeps staring at me... In a way that makes me really uneasy.

Dean: It sound like you're making new friends.

Sam: This is, without a doubt, the dumbest, craziest thing we've ever done. And that's in a long, storied career of dumb and crazy.

LtColCarter
July 15th, 2010, 10:01 AM
Sam: What the hell are you doing here?

Dean: I was looking for a beer.

Sam: Dean... what the hell are you doing here?

Dean: Okay, all right. We gotta talk.

Sam: Um... the phone?

Dean: If I would've called you, would you have picked up?

RodneyIsGodney
July 15th, 2010, 07:16 PM
From S4: Heaven and Hell

Dean: Yeah, well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper.

:P

LtColCarter
July 16th, 2010, 08:17 AM
Sam: I swore I was done hunting for good.

Dean: Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad.

Sam: Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.

Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?

Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark."

Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!

RodneyIsGodney
July 16th, 2010, 09:14 AM
From Dream a Little Dream of Me:

Bobby: Yeah. Before I knew it was him, he offered me a beer. I drank it. Dumbest frigging thing.

DEAN, realizing he's done the same thing tries to make it a bit lighter.

Dean: Oh, I don't know. It wasn't that dumb.
(nervous laugh)


SAM and BOBBY both look at him with this comment.

Sam: Dean, you didn't.

Dean: I was thirsty.


Demon Dean: You can't escape me, Dean. You're gonna die. And this, this is what you're gonna become.


From Malleus Maleficarum:

Dean: What was that stuff? God, it was ass, it tasted like ass.

Crichiel
July 16th, 2010, 09:16 AM
Lost track of all my 'quote notes' I had written down while I went through each episode, but I know one that I wanted to put in here:

Dean: Where's our father, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nice.
Dean: Where's our father, b****

RodneyIsGodney
July 16th, 2010, 09:28 AM
Dean: Where's our father, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nice.
Dean: Where's our father, b****
Love it!:P



Dean: Hey. Tuesday. Pig in a poke.

Boo
July 18th, 2010, 01:58 PM
S5 - Fallen Idols

[Sam is at the motel on the phone to Dean telling him about his recent discovery and Dean is flirting with the waitress. Sam is in the middle of his explanation when he hears snooker balls bashing against each other]

Sam - Hey, are you in a bar?
Dean - [pause] No, I'm,uh, in a restaurant
Waitress - Here's your beer
Dean - [To the Waitress] Thanks [To Sam who overheard] That happens to have a bar
Sam - Dean, I've Been working my ass off here!

RodneyIsGodney
July 18th, 2010, 02:50 PM
Dean: I wish I couldn't feel anything Sam.:(

LtColCarter
July 19th, 2010, 06:45 AM
Sam: Hey, Dean. What I said earlier, about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.

Dean: [holds up hand to stop Sam] No chick flick moments.

Sam: Alright...jerk.

Dean: B*tch.

RodneyIsGodney
July 19th, 2010, 09:05 AM
From Mystery Spot:

Dean: Dude. Asia.:D

Dean: My God, your a freak.

Dean: Okay Kojak, let's get some air.

Dean: Rise and shine, Sammy!


From Jus In Bello:

Dean: You kinky son of a b1tch. We don't swing that way.

Dean: You think it's cause we're so awesome? I think it's cause we're so awesome.:D

Henriksen: I shot the sheriff.
Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy.

LtColCarter
July 19th, 2010, 09:09 AM
Hailey: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?

Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

RodneyIsGodney
July 19th, 2010, 12:02 PM
Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Love it! You know, I really can't see Dean in any type of shorts. Boxers and plum smugglers don't count!

Boo
July 19th, 2010, 12:17 PM
Spoiled for length and possible spoilers for 'All Hell Breaks Loose Part 2' :)

Sam: You know, when Jake saw me, he looked like he saw a ghost. Hell you heard him, Dean. He said he killed me.
Dean: Im glad he was wrong
Sam: I don't think he was, Dean. What happened? after I was stabbed?
Dean: I already told you.
Sam: Not everything.
Dean: Sam, we just killed the demon. Can't we celebrate for a minute?
SAM: Did I die?
Dean: Oh, come on.
Sam: Did you sell your soul for me, like Dad did for you?
Dean: Oh, come on! No!
Sam: Tell me the truth. Dean, tell me the truth.
Dean: Sam...
Sam: How long do you get?
Dean: One year. I got one year.
Sam: You shouldn't have done that. How could you do that?
Dean: Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job.
Sam: And what do you think my job is?
Dean: What?
Sam: You've saved my life over and over. I mean, you sacrifice everything for me. Don't you think I'd do the same for you? You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I don't care what it takes, I'm gonna get you out of this. Guess I gotta save your ass for a change.
Dean: Yeah

LtColCarter
July 20th, 2010, 06:40 AM
Sam: Yeah, I know what an EMF Meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?

Dean: (proudly) Cause that's what I made it out of. It's homemade.

Sam: (sarcastically) Yeah, I can see that.

(Dean looks hurt)

RodneyIsGodney
July 28th, 2010, 12:54 PM
Okay, time for some Castiel quotes from season 5...


Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: And I drank it.

......

Dean: Where the hell have you been?
Castiel: On a bender.
Dean: Did he—did you say “on a bender?”
Sam: Yeah. He’s still pretty smashed.

......

Castiel: Hey, ass-butt!
Dean: "ass-butt"?

LtColCarter
July 31st, 2010, 02:22 PM
Missouri: Don't worry about a thing, your wife's crazy about you. (client leaves) Whoo, poor *******. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.

Dean: Why didn't you tell him?

Missouri: People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news.

RodneyIsGodney
July 31st, 2010, 06:59 PM
From The Usual Suspects:

Dean: Does she look familiar to you?
Sam: No, why?
Dean: I don't know. Anyway, are you hungry?
Sam: No.
Dean: For some reason I could really go for some pea soup.

RodneyIsGodney
August 5th, 2010, 06:23 PM
From season 4's Lucifer Rising...

Dean: You can take your peace... and shove it up your lily-white ass.

RodneyIsGodney
September 11th, 2010, 03:38 PM
From Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things:

Dean: Damn, that dead chick can run.

Also...

Dean: Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy?

Crichiel
September 11th, 2010, 06:45 PM
Episode 5.8

Sam: Answer the question!
Dean: In Japanese?!!

Just love how Dean's emphasis highlights how ridiculous the situation is.

RodneyIsGodney
September 12th, 2010, 02:51 PM
Dean: Yahtzee!

(love that he says that instead of Bingo)

RodneyIsGodney
September 15th, 2010, 05:51 PM
Dean: "Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!"

RodneyIsGodney
September 23rd, 2010, 04:52 PM
From S5...
Dean: "Cram it with walnuts, ugly!"

warrior_chic
September 30th, 2010, 10:13 AM
I can't remember this one word for word, but when Dean is telling Bobby about his deal, the way he says "He's my brother" gets me. Jensen let a little of that accent of his slip, and he kinda slurs it. Every time I hear it, I can hear the desperation in his voice.

RodneyIsGodney
September 30th, 2010, 04:47 PM
I can't remember this one word for word, but when Dean is telling Bobby about his deal, the way he says "He's my brother" gets me. Jensen let a little of that accent of his slip, and he kinda slurs it. Every time I hear it, I can hear the desperation in his voice.
I know that scene and I know exactly what you mean.;)


Dean: Everything is in here, from the racist truck to me having sex. I'm full frontal in here, dude.


Dean: There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and...What's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam slash Dean...together.
Dean: Like together, together? They do know we are brothers right?
Sam: Doesn't seem to matter.
Dean: Well that's just sick!

warrior_chic
September 30th, 2010, 05:11 PM
I know that scene and I know exactly what you mean.;)


Dean: Everything is in here, from the racist truck to me having sex. I'm full frontal in here, dude.


Dean: There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and...What's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam slash Dean...together.
Dean: Like together, together? They do know we are brothers right?
Sam: Doesn't seem to matter.
Dean: Well that's just sick!

I'm so bummed!!! This ep was on TNT this morning right as I had to go to class :(

RodneyIsGodney
September 30th, 2010, 05:31 PM
I'm so bummed!!! This ep was on TNT this morning right as I had to go to class :(
Then I probably shouldn't tell you that I watched it.:o I didn't have to be at work until 1:30. Sorry you had to miss it!:(

warrior_chic
September 30th, 2010, 05:52 PM
Then I probably shouldn't tell you that I watched it.:o I didn't have to be at work until 1:30. Sorry you had to miss it!:(

I can't complain too much. I did get to see "Terrible Life". I guess I got spoiled over the summer. Got to see both eps every day for like a month.

RodneyIsGodney
October 3rd, 2010, 08:52 PM
A Sammy quote this time...

From Bloodlust...

Sam: He's the only one who gets to call me that.

Love the conviction with which he says this. He only lets Dean call him Sammy...and I love that! Just makes me go Awwwww! Such a great brother moment.

warrior_chic
October 4th, 2010, 05:40 AM
A Sammy quote this time...

From Bloodlust...

Sam: He's the only one who gets to call me that.

Love the conviction with which he says this. He only lets Dean call him Sammy...and I love that! Just makes me go Awwwww! Such a great brother moment.

I think it does show how close they are, considering in the pilot, Sam said he didn't like it at all.

Crichiel
October 4th, 2010, 05:56 AM
Sam: He's the only one who gets to call me that.

Love the conviction with which he says this. He only lets Dean call him Sammy...and I love that! Just makes me go Awwwww! Such a great brother moment.

One of my all time favourite 'brother' moments of theirs (and my favourite moment of this episode). Every time I hear it, I smile.

warrior_chic
October 4th, 2010, 06:11 AM
I don't know why, but "Sam, Interrupted" popped into my head this morning.

That interview with the dr. when they were trying to get themselves admitted is just hilarious. And the fact that they were so straight-faced about makes it better :)

LtColCarter
October 5th, 2010, 08:14 AM
[Dean and Sam are forced to drive a Dodge Caravan while the Impala is still being repaired]

Dean: I feel like a freakin' soccer mom.

RodneyIsGodney
October 5th, 2010, 01:34 PM
Speaking of Sam Interrupted...


Dean: PUDDING!!!

:P

LtColCarter
October 6th, 2010, 11:48 AM
Dean: I know what you're thinking: why'd it have to be clowns?

Sam: [groans]

Dean: You thought I'd forget. [laughs] C'mon, you still bust out crying every time Ronald MacDonald comes on the tv.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.

Dean: Planes crash, Sam!

Sam: And apparently clowns kill!

warrior_chic
October 6th, 2010, 11:50 AM
^ Even in dire situations, they can still manage to make fun of each other :) Like true siblings.

LtColCarter
October 6th, 2010, 11:52 AM
^ Even in dire situations, they can still manage to make fun of each other :) Like true siblings.

I know, right! :)

RodneyIsGodney
October 8th, 2010, 06:22 PM
From 6.03, The Third Man...
Dean: You still driving that plastic piece of crap?

Crichiel
October 8th, 2010, 06:53 PM
So many from tonight's episode. I'll have to get back to them once I have a time to write them all down. For now, I'll give you the one I just put in the nonverbal thread.

6.03 (obviously)
"Huh. Silver lining" Dean, when Sam's plastic piece of crap got destroyed.

RodneyIsGodney
October 16th, 2010, 07:41 PM
The best damn line from Weekend at Bobby's...
Dean: You hear that Crowley? That's me flickin' by Bic for you.

Second best damn line from WaB...
Bobby: What do I get for it? JACK with a side of SQUAT!

Best damn exclamation from Wab...
Bobby: Balls!

Best damn Honorable Mention from WaB...
Bobby: Well, you look like hammered crap.

warrior_chic
October 16th, 2010, 07:46 PM
I gotta say I loved the part when Crowley was mimicking Bobby.
"I want my soul back, idjit"..."I'm surly and I got a beard"

The writing for this ep was awesome! It was just crammed full of golden lines.

RodneyIsGodney
October 17th, 2010, 07:42 AM
I gotta say I loved the part when Crowley was mimicking Bobby.
"I want my soul back, idjit"..."I'm surly and I got a beard"
Yes, Mark did a great job delivering those lines.


The writing for this ep was awesome! It was just crammed full of golden lines.
Agreed.;)


Okay, Bobby's whole phone rant to the boys was excellent! Jim really delivered for Jensen in this episode.

Gamma626
October 17th, 2010, 05:13 PM
While not a quote, Sams look after the Reeth guy told Sam "Well you're a fussy one." cracked me up.

JadedWraith
October 18th, 2010, 01:02 PM
The best damn line from Weekend at Bobby's...
Dean: You hear that Crowley? That's me flickin' by Bic for you.

Second best damn line from WaB...
Bobby: What do I get for it? JACK with a side of SQUAT!

Best damn exclamation from Wab...
Bobby: Balls!

Best damn Honorable Mention from WaB...
Bobby: Well, you look like hammered crap.

I'd suggest for Honourable Mention this one:
Let's roll the credits on this chick's flick.

RodneyIsGodney
October 18th, 2010, 02:48 PM
I'd suggest for Honourable Mention this one:
Let's roll the credits on this chick's flick.
Great suggestion.:D


An oldie but a goody...

Dean: So what do you say we kill some evil sons of b!tches and we raise a little hell, huh?

RodneyIsGodney
October 19th, 2010, 05:13 PM
This one comes from the SPN novel War of the Sons...
Dean: Hey man, show some respect for the pies! This after some demons dropped into a diner from a hole in the ceiling and landed on the counter, one of them kicking over a metal cake stand displaying one cherry pie.

Boy, do these writers know Dean or what?:D

Melia
October 21st, 2010, 09:43 PM
From Two Minutes To Midnight

Dean: You sold your soul?!?
Crowley: Oh, more like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back.
Dean: Well, then give it back!
Crowley: I will.
Dean: Now!
Sam: Did you kiss him.
Dean: Sam!
Sam: Just wondering.
(Bobby looks at them)
Bobby: No!
(Crowley shows them a picture)
Bobby: Why did you take a picture!?
Crowley: Why did you have to use tongue?

RodneyIsGodney
October 22nd, 2010, 09:35 AM
From Faith:

Dean: Hey. Uh, you know, I’m not much of the prayin’ type. But I’m gonna pray for you.

This line just makes me go Awwwww! every time I hear it.


Also from Faith:

Dean: Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll haunt your ass.

:P

starg8fans
October 22nd, 2010, 11:27 AM
Also from Faith:

Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear? Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little b!tch down.


This was also the first instant of the
Sam: It's not funny.
Dean: It's a little funny.
exchange. They did this again, IIRC in S4 but can't remember which ep.

RodneyIsGodney
October 27th, 2010, 11:12 AM
From Live Free or Twihard:
Sam: Where are you going?
Dean: Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!

Also...
Boris (to Dean): You're pretty.

Finally someone tells him that...and it's a stinking vampire!:mckay: Still loved it though.

LtColCarter
October 29th, 2010, 06:38 AM
Susan: Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?

Dean: How'd you know?

Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?

Sam: What?! No, uh no, we're... Two singles. We're just brothers.

Susan: Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry.

Dean: What'd you mean that we look the type?

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warrior_chic
October 29th, 2010, 07:52 AM
This isn't really a single quote, but the whole exchange in "Devil's Trap" when John is possessed in the cabin is just on the creepy side. JDM's accent just adds to the cocky attitude Azazel is slinging around.

And I always find it a little sad that Dean knew it wasn't John because he didn't yell at him.

RodneyIsGodney
October 29th, 2010, 07:25 PM
This isn't really a single quote, but the whole exchange in "Devil's Trap" when John is possessed in the cabin is just on the creepy side. JDM's accent just adds to the cocky attitude Azazel is slinging around.
That is one of JDM's finest moments on the show. The last time I watched it I got so caught up in it that, for a moment, I actually forgot it was JDM. I kid you not. He was that good.


And I always find it a little sad that Dean knew it wasn't John because he didn't yell at him.
Yeah. Dean knew his daddy all too well.


From Hell House:
Dean: Who ya gonna call?

warrior_chic
October 30th, 2010, 02:40 PM
OK, I have to throw this in. It's from the TVGuide recap of 'You can't handle the truth'. And it perfectly sums up all the awesome quotes from Dean and Bobby's phone call:


-Bobby's a Dean Girl. But he thinks Sam's a better hunter. And he loves Tori and Dean. Awesome.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/supernatural-2010/episode-6-season-6/handle-truth/192272#recap

LtColCarter
November 1st, 2010, 10:11 AM
Dean: You were right. I shouldn't have lied to you. I do remember everything that happened to me in the pit. Everything.

Sam: So, tell me about it.

Dean: No, I won't lie anymore, but I'm not going to talk about it.

Sam: Dean, look, you can't just shoulder this thing alone. You got to let me help.

Dean: How? Do you really think that a little heart-to-heart, some sharing and caring, is gonna change anything? Hmm? Somehow... heal me? I'm not talking about a bad day here.

Sam: I know that.

Dean: The things that I saw... there aren't words. There is no forgetting. There's no making it better. Because it is right here... Forever. You wouldn't understand. And I could never make you understand. So I am sorry.

RodneyIsGodney
November 1st, 2010, 06:16 PM
I just saw that one today!

Melia
November 1st, 2010, 06:34 PM
From Yellow Fever.

DEAN: I'm not going in there.
SAM: I need backup, and you're all I've got. You're going in, Dean.
DEAN: Let's do this. It is a little spooky, isn't it?
DEAN: Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.
SAM: You do that.

LtColCarter
November 2nd, 2010, 08:03 AM
Dean: (To scarecrow) Dude, you fugly.

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Jack_O'Neill_fan
November 5th, 2010, 04:36 PM
Dean: (To scarecrow) Dude, you fugly.

I've always wondered about that quote. Some times it sounds like he says 'you fugly', other times it sounds like he says 'your fugly.' Which one is correct, does anyone know?

LtColCarter
November 5th, 2010, 04:41 PM
I've always wondered about that quote. Some times it sounds like he says 'you fugly', other times it sounds like he says 'your fugly.' Which one is correct, does anyone know?

I watched the clip...and it sounds like "your"...but it could go either way.

RodneyIsGodney
November 8th, 2010, 05:17 PM
It's "you" IMHO. "Dude. You fugly." Just heard the ringtone.;)
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/0-7-4-supernatural/ <---just look for "Fugly", page 4...I hope.

Also, Super Wiki has it down as "you" too. Scarecrow quotes (http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=1.11_Scarecrow) ...just gotta scroll down a ways.

Aaaanndd...there's this interview with CW Connect...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHGcLyWvFE <---check out minute 02:47.;)


From S6 Family Matters:
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building
I cheered when he said this!:D

Montoya
November 8th, 2010, 06:15 PM
From S6 Family Matters:
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building
I cheered when he said this!:D

I also cheered (on the inside) when he said this, it wasn't so much funny as it was awesome! Just like one of my other fav Cas quotes:
Season Six Episode Six
DEAN: And Gabriel's Horn of Truth, that's a real thing?
CAS: You've seen it?
DEAN: We think it's in town and something's forcing people...(trails off as he notices Cas disappeared) Oh, well, you're welcome!
(Cas pops up behind Dean)
CAS: Well, it isn't the Horn of Truth.
DEAN: What are you talking about? You were gone for like two seconds where did you look?
CAS: (looks around the room wildly bewildered that Dean would ask him this and answers in a confused kind of voice) Everywhere.

Mulder1975
December 9th, 2010, 10:19 AM
Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

RodneyIsGodney
December 11th, 2010, 07:54 AM
*ehem*

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?66887-Favorite-Supernatural-Quotes

RodneyIsGodney
January 14th, 2011, 07:04 PM
From S6...

Caged Heat:
Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean takes a step...
*splash*
...looks down, then back up.
Dean: I'm standing in pee.
Sam looks down to the floor in his cell...
...then looks back up.
Sam: Consider yourself lucky.
Dean: Yikes. That sucks.

LtColCarter
January 15th, 2011, 07:41 AM
Policeman: I'm not sure you realize just how much trouble you're in here.

Dean: We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh... "squeal like a pig" kind of trouble?

warrior_chic
January 15th, 2011, 07:54 AM
And along those same lines:

Matlock: Do you know how much trouble you're in? (paraphrasing)

Dean: I'm handcuffed to a table. I get it.

Dean is such a smartass. I love it :)

LtColCarter
January 15th, 2011, 08:01 AM
And along those same lines:

Matlock: Do you know how much trouble you're in? (paraphrasing)

Dean: I'm handcuffed to a table. I get it.

Dean is such a smartass. I love it :)

As do I! :D

geekywraith
January 15th, 2011, 06:23 PM
Sam: What the hell happened to you?
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: And I drank it!

LtColCarter
January 17th, 2011, 05:56 AM
Dean: Come on, that can't be normal!!

Sam: Hey, hey, it's just a little turbulence.

Dean: Sam, this plane is going to crash, OK? So quit treating me like I'm friggin' four.

Sam: You need to calm down.

Dean: I'm sorry, I can't.

Sam: Yes, you can.

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!

geekywraith
January 17th, 2011, 07:04 AM
Lucifer: Castiel, I'm told you came here in an automobile.
Castiel: Yes...
Lucifer: What was that like?
Castiel: Um... slow. Confining.

RodneyIsGodney
January 17th, 2011, 07:11 PM
S6: Clap Your Hands If You Believe:
Dean: CLOSE ENCOUNTER! CLOSE ENCOUNTER!

warrior_chic
January 17th, 2011, 07:18 PM
S6: Clap Your Hands If You Believe:
Dean: CLOSE ENCOUNTER! CLOSE ENCOUNTER!

And in continuation...

Souless!Sam may have been creepy, but he had his funny moments

Aliens? What kind? First? Second?... Third kind already? You might want to run Dean, I heard the fourth kind is a butt thing.

And Dean running all the while only makes it funnier :)

LtColCarter
January 17th, 2011, 08:27 PM
And in continuation...

Souless!Sam may have been creepy, but he had his funny moments

Aliens? What kind? First? Second?... Third kind already? You might want to run Dean, I heard the fourth kind is a butt thing.

And Dean running all the while only makes it funnier :)

:lol: ahhh...the mental images...

LizzieAnne
January 23rd, 2011, 01:09 PM
A San Fran Con clip about some quotes and one liners in the show.
No spoilers for future eps.

Gotta love Jared 's reaction to someone shouting out:

Cram it with Walnuts ugly! :p

And Jensen talking about Fight the Fairies and Pudding!
:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwzqB1bjKts

RodneyIsGodney
January 23rd, 2011, 06:32 PM
That was awesome! Thank you for posting it!:D


Great continuation w_c!:P And I agree Carter, the mental images... They will live on in my brain forever!

LtColCarter
January 24th, 2011, 08:32 AM
Sam: He'll take the special, side of bacon, coffee black. Nothing for me thanks.

Waitress: Alright. I'll be back with your order.

Dean: I get all tingly when you take control like that Sammy.

geekywraith
January 24th, 2011, 09:32 AM
Dean: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?
Castiel: This is... their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it!
Castiel: No one likes it.

LtColCarter
January 24th, 2011, 09:57 AM
Dean: Woah, woah, woah, woah... hold on a minute!!

Sam: What?

Dean: C'mon dude, that's not how it happened!

Sam: No? So you never drank a purple nurple?

Dean: Yeah maybe that, but I don't say things like "fiesty little wildcat" and her name wasn't Starla.

Sam: Then what was it?

Dean: (pauses) I don't know... but she was a classy chick. She was a grad student. Anthropology and folklore. We were talking about ghost stories.

RodneyIsGodney
January 24th, 2011, 03:43 PM
Dean: Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx163/McKaysAngel/Bluesbros.jpg
Me: Yeah, a cute Blues Brother.


EDIT: I have this quote in my head - popped in outta nowhere one night, a line from Dean, but...A) I can't remember the whole quote and... B) I have no clue what episode it's from... At least, I think it's an SPN/Dean quote.

It goes some thing like:

"If you don't.......I'm gonna be pissed."
or-
"If I have to -something- I'm gonna be pissed."
or-
"So help me if I _______ I'm gonna be pissed."

Does anybody know the quote in question? The episode? It's really bugging me not knowing.

warrior_chic
January 24th, 2011, 04:22 PM
EDIT: I have this quote in my head - popped in outta nowhere one night, a line from Dean, but...A) I can't remember the whole quote and... B) I have no clue what episode it's from..

It goes some thing like:

"If you don't.......I'm gonna be pissed."
or-
"If I have to -something- I'm gonna be pissed."
or-
"So help me if I _______ I'm gonna be pissed."

Does anybody know the quote in question? The episode? It's really bugging me not knowing.

Is this what you're thinking of?:

Dark Side of the Moon
Dean: Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn ya- when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed

From when those two hunters killed Sam before killing Dean.

RodneyIsGodney
January 24th, 2011, 04:32 PM
Is this what you're thinking of?:

Dark Side of the Moon
Dean: Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn ya- when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed

From when those two hunters killed Sam before killing Dean.
YES! THAT'S IT! Thank you sooo much! It was driving me royally nuts that I couldn't remember. I absolutely LOVE the way Dean says: "I'm gonna me pissed.". The way his voice sounds is just...wicked!:D

I'd green you for this but GW is being stingy atm.

warrior_chic
January 24th, 2011, 04:40 PM
YES! THAT'S IT! Thank you sooo much!

You're welcome! If you can't ever figure something out like that, a yahoo search such as
Supernatural quote- "I'm gonna be pissed" generally works. If it pops up in multiple search results, it's probably what you're looking for.


It was driving me royally nuts that I couldn't remember. I absolutely LOVE the way Dean says: "I'm gonna me pissed.". The way his voice sounds is just...wicked!:D

Some of my favorite lines Jensen delivers are when Dean is really sad (his "I'm sorry"s get me every time) or really mad.


I'd green you for this but GW is being stingy atm.

Thanks! :D I know what ya mean. I've been trying for a while, and GW is convinced I need to "spread the love".

RodneyIsGodney
January 24th, 2011, 04:53 PM
You're welcome! If you can't ever figure something out like that, a yahoo search such as generally works. If it pops up in multiple search results, it's probably what you're looking for.
Ah. Yeah, see I Googled it with no luck. Maybe if I'd worded it that way it would have worked.


Some of my favorite lines Jensen delivers are when Dean is really sad (his "I'm sorry"s get me every time) or really mad.
Yes, mine too. I think (for me) it's becuase his Texas accent tends to slip out a little during emotional scenes which, ah, oh damn! I lost my train of thought. It just jumped the track, I swear! Crap. Really can't remember what I was gonna say now. I hate when that happens. http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx163/McKaysAngel/smilies/SPN%20Mood%20themes/mood-aggravated.gif



Thanks! :D I know what ya mean. I've been trying for a while, and GW is convinced I need to "spread the love".
Yeah, I think it's a conspiracy!

LtColCarter
January 25th, 2011, 06:30 AM
Cassie: The guy I’m with, the guy I’m hoping might be in my future tells me he professionally pops ghosts.

Dean: That’s not the words I used.

RodneyIsGodney
January 26th, 2011, 09:14 AM
A San Fran Con clip about some quotes and one liners in the show.
No spoilers for future eps.

Gotta love Jared 's reaction to someone shouting out:

Cram it with Walnuts ugly! :p

And Jensen talking about Fight the Fairies and Pudding!
:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwzqB1bjKts
I know I already posted a response to this video but...I keep watching it and had to comment again...

Fangirl: Cram it with walnuts ugly!
Jared: I beg your pardon! Say that to my face!

I adore Jared here.:D

LtColCarter
January 26th, 2011, 10:08 AM
Sam: Take care of these guys, okay?

Castiel: That's not possible.

Sam: Then humor me.

Castiel: Oh. I was supposed to lie. (Chuckles) Uh... sure. They'll be fine, I...

Sam: Just--just stop... talking.

LizzieAnne
January 26th, 2011, 12:51 PM
I know I already posted a response to this video but...I keep watching it and had to comment again...

Fangirl: Cram it with walnuts ugly!
Jared: I beg your pardon! Say that to my face!

I adore Jared here.:D

Yeah he's great.... and hilarious :p....and it looks as if Jensen is suffering a bit here and Jared helps him out until he's back on track. They really are so good together.

RodneyIsGodney
January 26th, 2011, 01:09 PM
Yeah he's great.... and hilarious :p....and it looks as if Jensen is suffering a bit here and Jared helps him out until he's back on track. They really are so good together.
And thank goodness for that!

starg8fans
January 27th, 2011, 12:08 PM
My son came home from school yesterday, telling me he was the only one in his English class who knew the word 'necrophilia'. And guess where he knew it from - Dead Man's Blood. Dean was wonderfully snarky with that vampire chick.

KATE: Car trouble? Let me give you a lift. I’ll take you back to my place.

DEAN: Nah, I’ll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia.

KATE: Ooh. (She punches him, then grabs DEAN by the cheeks and lifts him up off the ground.)

DEAN: Well, I don’t normally get this friendly ‘til the second date, but….

KATE: You know, we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends. (She lowers him down and kisses him. After a few seconds, they break apart.)

DEAN: Sorry. I never really stay with a chick that long—definitely not eternity.

warrior_chic
January 27th, 2011, 12:45 PM
My son came home from school yesterday, telling me he was the only one in his English class who knew the word 'necrophilia'. And guess where he knew it from - Dead Man's Blood. Dean was wonderfully snarky with that vampire chick.

So how worried was your son's teacher that he knew 'necrophilia'? :) And who said fantasy/horror cable shows aren't educational.

starg8fans
January 27th, 2011, 01:08 PM
So how worried was your son's teacher that he knew 'necrophilia'? :) And who said fantasy/horror cable shows aren't educational.

Actually, his classmates were more shocked than she was. They're just reading a book where this guy is messing around with corpses, and she asked if anybody knew the term. If she picks books like this, she must be pretty hardcore.

And my kids have definitely expanded their vocabulary quite a bit since they've been watching Spn. Not to mention their religious knowledge. Which is fine by me, since there's no religious instruction at their school. There are just too many faiths.

Which reminds me - Dean's prayer in The Third Man was hilarious. (spoilered for S6)
Now I lay me down to sleep, pray for Cas to get his feathery ass down here...

RodneyIsGodney
January 27th, 2011, 02:05 PM
Who says SPN isn't educational!


One of my all-time faves:
Dean: "I’m sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself -–" My head hurts.


Another from the same ep:
Dean: Everything is in here. I mean everything. From the racist truck to -- to me having sex. I'm full-frontal in here, dude.

The "full-frontal" bit never happened in the episode he's reading about. Chuck sees more than we do. Not fair!

warrior_chic
January 27th, 2011, 03:05 PM
Speaking of SPN being educational, check out the first slide from Buddy TV (http://www.buddytv.com/slideshows/supernatural/the-more-you-know-what-tv-shows-teach-us-38314.aspx)

LizzieAnne
January 31st, 2011, 11:35 AM
A real life quote:

Jared: Misha and I sorta have a love-hate thing going on...most of the time it's......hate.

Jensen: Yeah...if Jared was a cat, then Misha would be a ball of string!

:P

RodneyIsGodney
February 2nd, 2011, 02:23 PM
A real life quote:

Jared: Misha and I sorta have a love-hate thing going on...most of the time it's......hate.

Jensen: Yeah...if Jared was a cat, then Misha would be a ball of string!

:P
Oh, that's rich! What's it from? A Con?

From Free to Be You and Me:
Dean: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space?
Castiel: My Apologies.

And from the con vid posted by you earlier in this tread:
Fan: Cram it with walnuts ugly!
Jared: I BEG YOUR PARDON?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE! ---Jared's response is pricelss!:p


And a Jensen quote:
"I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do, I didn't know what it meant. So instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. and then I got suspended."

RodneyIsGodney
February 4th, 2011, 06:08 PM
From S6 - "Like a Virgin":
Dragonman: Where did you get that?
Dean: Comic Con.:P:P:P:P:P

LtColCarter
February 4th, 2011, 06:10 PM
From S6 - "Like a Virgin":
Dragonman: Where did you get that?
Dean: Comic Con.:P:P:P:P:P

:lol:

RodneyIsGodney
February 4th, 2011, 06:16 PM
:lol:
That is exactly what I did when Dean said that.

Also from "Like a Virgin":
I can't remember the quote exactly the way Dean said it but he said something about Bobby having a "poop face". I think he was asking why Bobby had that face. I just about lost it rght there.:p

LoneStar1836
February 5th, 2011, 09:21 AM
From S6 - "Like a Virgin":
Dragonman: Where did you get that?
Dean: Comic Con.:P:P:P:P:PI loved that one.

Another one from that ep.

Dean: What was I supposed to do? Let T-1000 walk around and hope he doesn't open fire.

warrior_chic
February 5th, 2011, 10:35 AM
That is exactly what I did when Dean said that.

Also from "Like a Virgin":
I can't remember the quote exactly the way Dean said it but he said something about Bobby having a "poop face". I think he was asking why Bobby had that face. I just about lost it rght there.:p

Right after Sam woke up and Bobby was working on the car before he was saying he can't just forgive and forget, Dean said "Why the poop face". And I agree, Dean just kinda said it like it was a normal sentence, just took a swig of his beer. subtle hilarity in the delivery :)

RodneyIsGodney
February 5th, 2011, 12:56 PM
Right after Sam woke up and Bobby was working on the car before he was saying he can't just forgive and forget, Dean said "Why the poop face". And I agree, Dean just kinda said it like it was a normal sentence, just took a swig of his beer. subtle hilarity in the delivery :)
Ah, that's what he said. Thanks you! Cracked me up! You know, he's said the word ( or versions of) "poop" three times that I can count. And that's just in S5 and S6. Is it bad that I love it when he says that word?

The other 2 times:
"Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week! We're driving."
"I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper."

Maybe all three eps were written by the same person?

I keep waitin' for him to say "I'm pooped!" because I think it would sound so cute coming from him.

LtColCarter
February 10th, 2011, 11:45 AM
Dean: Christmas is Jesus' birthday.

Sam: No, Jesus' birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice Festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the Yule log, the tree, even Santa's red suit, that's all remnants of Pagan worship.

Dean: How do you know that? You gonna tell me next...the Easter Bunny's Jewish?

RodneyIsGodney
February 10th, 2011, 11:51 AM
From S6, Like a Virgin:
Dean: Oh, SONOFAB1TCH! That really on there!

warrior_chic
February 11th, 2011, 05:05 PM
From S6, Like a Virgin:
Dean: Oh, SONOFAB1TCH! That really on there!

Also from "Like a Virgin". I want to find some way to use this on a graphic

The Great Wall of Sam

RodneyIsGodney
February 11th, 2011, 06:09 PM
I hope you find a great way to use that!


From S6, Unforgiven:
Dean: You need anything?
Sam: What are you my waitress?
Dean: I'm just trying to make you feel better okay. Don't be a b1tch.

Dean: I gotta hit the "Poop Deck".

Dean: Never use the same crapper twice.

warrior_chic
February 11th, 2011, 06:40 PM
I hope you find a great way to use that!


From S6, Unforgiven:
Dean: You need anything?
Sam: What are you my waitress?
Dean: I'm just trying to make you feel better okay. Don't be a b1tch.

Dean: I gotta hit the "Poop Deck".

Dean: Never use the same crapper twice.

Yep. Dean added a couple more to your 'poop' list tonight :) Some writer must have a young son at home ;)

RodneyIsGodney
February 11th, 2011, 08:03 PM
Yep. Dean added a couple more to your 'poop' list tonight :)
Yep.:p:D Can't wait for the transcript!


Some writer must have a young son at home ;)
I don't doubt that.;)

jackoneillislove
February 13th, 2011, 05:06 AM
A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas:

Sam: Remember in Cindrella when the mouse was on the doorstep with the pumpkin

Dean: Could you be anyone gay? oh wait don't answer that :) :p

RodneyIsGodney
February 13th, 2011, 10:32 AM
A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas:

Sam: Remember in Cindrella when the mouse was on the doorstep with the pumpkin

Dean: Could you be anyone gay? oh wait don't answer that :) :p
That's actually from "Bedtime Stories".;) The one where the doctor/dad is reading bedtime stories to his comatose daughter in the hospital and she's bringing them to life.

And the first part of Dean's line is : "Dude, could you be more gay?"

The episode is full of great quotes...

Like this one----->Dean: All right maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. I tell you one thing, there's no way I'm kissing a damn frog.

http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=3.05_Bedtime_Stories_(transcript)

jackoneillislove
February 13th, 2011, 05:20 PM
Whoops Duh! sorry about that my mind was somewhere else :D :D


What is & what Should Never Be when tere sitting in the car together after Dean takes the silver knife from Mary.

Dean to Sam: Alright *****!
Sam to Dean: Why are you calling me a *****! that was hilarous!

RodneyIsGodney
February 13th, 2011, 06:04 PM
Whoops Duh! sorry about that my mind was somewhere else :D :D
No problemo.;)


What is & what Should Never Be when tere sitting in the car together after Dean takes the silver knife from Mary.

Dean to Sam: Alright *****!
Sam to Dean: Why are you calling me a *****! that was hilarous!
I love that bit! Even though I feel bad for Dean. He just wants that brotherly banter, that Jerk/B!tch moment and he doesn't get it.:(

LizzieAnne
February 15th, 2011, 02:54 AM
A few very funny quotes overheard at the LA Con HERE (http://www.zap2it.com/news/pictures/zap-supernatural-convention-overheard-pics,0,5826346.photogallery?index=1)

There's spoilers for S6 up to the last ep.. on the first page. But no spoilers for future eps.

Just in case anyone can't get to them..
These are a few of my favorites:


T.M.I.
Fan: Jared, Misha says that that poster over there just needs a grease stain of a wrench over your nipple to be perfect.
Jared: That's because that's what he does with his copy. It turns him on more. He does that to all my pictures that he has in his bedroom.

Wedded bliss
7-year-old Fan: "Hi Mr. Padalecki."
Jared: "You can call me Jared, because you're so cute."
Fan: "Why don't they let Miss Genevieve come to the conventions? She's really pretty."
Jared: "I'm coming to give you a hug."
[Jared jumps off the stage to hug the fan, then leans into the question microphone.]
Jared: "Mr. Ackles?"
Jensen:"Yes?"
Jared: "Mrs. Ackles is very pretty as well. That was the cutest thing that's probably ever happened to me."

Clarification
Fan: "Jensen, what's the best part of being a fan of the show you're on?"
Jared: "He knows the stars."
Jensen: "I get to sleep with one!"
Jared: "He means because he is one."

Thinking while acting
"Most of the time I think things along the lines of, 'I hope Jared doesn't put that broomstick into my groin again during this take.'" --Misha Collins

We watch for the plot
"Every once in a while I tune in just to see what Jared looks like with his shirt off." --Jim Beaver

Never Say Never
Fan: "I have two questions for you. One is, do you like Justin Bieber?"
Mark Sheppard: "In what way?"
Fan: "My second question is, are you Team Jacob, Team Edward, or Team Person-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-the-Car?"
Mark Sheppard: "These are the strangest questions I've ever been asked."
Fan: "I'm a teenage girl. What'd you expect?"
Mark Sheppard: "That's what my first wife said."

Prank wars
"It got so far with Misha and Jared that they actually stopped for a while, because it got to Misha being prompted to drop a concrete block on Jared's truck. Now, that's okay, because Jared's truck is a piece of crap, but Misha, on the other hand, has a very nice Audi. So we had to stop it, because I guarantee that if Misha messed with Jared's truck, Misha's car was going through a shredder." --Clif Kosterman, Jensen and Jared's bodyguard

Fun with porn
Misha Collins, on this photo of Jared Padalecki: "I didn't know Jared did male porn. Oh my god. Look at that."
Fan: "I think you're staring at that a little too long."



It seems the Misha/Jared war is still alive and well :D

jackoneillislove
February 15th, 2011, 03:50 AM
From "Time is on my Side" -Dean & Rufus are talking about Bela.

Rufus: You ever do her ear?
Dean: That sounds umcomforable, but I'll try anything once!

RodneyIsGodney
February 15th, 2011, 11:17 AM
A few very funny quotes overheard at the LA Con HERE (http://www.zap2it.com/news/pictures/zap-supernatural-convention-overheard-pics,0,5826346.photogallery?index=1)

There's spoilers for S6 up to the last ep.. on the first page. But no spoilers for future eps.

Just in case anyone can't get to them..
These are a few of my favorites:


< snipped for space >



It seems the Misha/Jared war is still alive and well :D
Oh, those were hilarioius! My faves are the one about Jensens's chair breaking, and the one where Jared had to sit on the floor: Jensen: I'm taller than you. And Misha's comment about being blurry. Oh, and Tracy's jolly rancher response to "What is it like kissing Jensen?:D

Thank you for this!

iolanda
February 15th, 2011, 12:05 PM
A few very funny quotes overheard at the LA Con HERE (http://www.zap2it.com/news/pictures/zap-supernatural-convention-overheard-pics,0,5826346.photogallery?index=1)

There's spoilers for S6 up to the last ep.. on the first page. But no spoilers for future eps.

Just in case anyone can't get to them..
These are a few of my favorites:

snip



It seems the Misha/Jared war is still alive and well :D

OMG, that was epic! Thanks for that!

RodneyIsGodney
February 18th, 2011, 05:54 PM
From Manequin 3 The Reckoning:

Dean while running from the possessed Impala): Sonofab1tch!

That cracked me up!:P

warrior_chic
February 18th, 2011, 07:22 PM
From Manequin 3 The Reckoning:

Dean while running from the possessed Impala): Sonofab1tch!

That cracked me up!:P

That one was right up there with the stone and the improv in "Bad Day" :)

RodneyIsGodney
February 18th, 2011, 08:27 PM
That one was right up there with the stone and the improv in "Bad Day" :)
Yes, I agree.;)

liljana
February 28th, 2011, 02:43 AM
From "French Mistake"

Dean: “More money? You already pay these two jokers enough as it is.”

Nenyc
February 28th, 2011, 02:50 AM
Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: Yeah, I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(Dean scratches head for while; Sam starts to walk away)
Dean: I'm thinking!


(Dead in the Water)

RodneyIsGodney
February 28th, 2011, 11:24 AM
From I Believe The Children Are Our Future:

Dean: That'll do pig.

Guess he's seen Babe then, eh?

warrior_chic
February 28th, 2011, 11:32 AM
I love when Sam comes back to the room later in that ep, says something along the lines of 'Still with the ham'.

Dean (with mouth stuffed with ham): We don't have a fridge.

RodneyIsGodney
February 28th, 2011, 12:40 PM
I love when Sam comes back to the room later in that ep, says something along the lines of 'Still with the ham'.

Dean (with mouth stuffed with ham): We don't have a fridge.
Love how Dean says that!:P And love that he doesn't want a good ham go to waste.


Sam: Hit it Mr. Wizard

LtColCarter
March 2nd, 2011, 08:03 AM
Sam: Hit it Mr. Wizard

:lol:

RodneyIsGodney
March 2nd, 2011, 10:06 AM
Dean: I'm your son.

and then...

Dean: Our names are Dean and Sam Winchester. We're named after your parents. When I would get sick, you would make me tomato-rice soup, because that's what your mom made you. And instead of a lullaby, you would sing "Hey Jude", 'cause that's your favorite Beatles song.

Just saw "The Song Remains The Same" earlier and this has always been my favorite scene (and, obviously, quote) from the episode.

Along with this one...
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome.

LtColCarter
March 2nd, 2011, 10:54 AM
Crowley: Go get him tiger.

Dean: Wait, you're not coming?

Crowley: No, there's demons up there. It's not safe.

RodneyIsGodney
March 3rd, 2011, 03:00 PM
From "The French Mistake"


DEAN I just want to dig my finger in my brain and scratch until we're back in Kansas.

Crichiel
March 9th, 2011, 09:53 AM
From The French Mistake:

Dean: I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me.

RodneyIsGodney
March 9th, 2011, 10:37 AM
From "The French Mistake"
Dean: Oh, crap! I'm a painted whore!

LtColCarter
March 10th, 2011, 09:16 AM
From "The French Mistake"
Dean: Oh, crap! I'm a painted whore!

:lol: I cracked up on this line...

RodneyIsGodney
March 10th, 2011, 12:20 PM
:lol: I cracked up on this line...
So did I!



From "The french Mistake"
Dean: Dude, they put freakin' makeup on us! Those [email protected]!

LizzieAnne
March 19th, 2011, 12:39 PM
I've just capped one of the interviews at The Paley Festival.

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/2ee45f90.jpg

Interviewer: Did you plan your outfits to match?

Jared: No:

Jensen: Yes!

Jared: Damn!

LizzieAnne
March 19th, 2011, 12:51 PM
And then...as the interviewer was asking this question:

Interviewer: Is there anything about the evolution of Supernatural that's really surprised you over the 6 years as far as directions, your characters.......

Gen came passed and did this...:P

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/ce10a00c.jpg
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/81e8cfae.jpg
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/3bf1253e.jpg

At first Jared didn't seem to notice...although he did turn to see who'd done it a couple of seconds later. But I think it put him off his stride...

Jared: Erections? *laughs* That was surprising!

Interviewer: Directions!!

Jensen: You talking about Kripke now?

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/11470b33.jpg
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab183/athena-4400/Interviews/559b61b2.jpg

:D

RodneyIsGodney
March 19th, 2011, 07:04 PM
LOL!:P:D


From "Unforgiven"
Dean: One of dad's rules -- you never use the same crapper twice.

LtColCarter
March 20th, 2011, 08:15 AM
LOL!:P:D


From "Unforgiven"
Dean: One of dad's rules -- you never use the same crapper twice.

:lol:

Deanic
March 24th, 2011, 05:00 AM
There are so many - I'm only as far as Season 4 so bearing that in mind.. I love 'I think I'm adorable', Dean's whole cocky attitude was brilliant! And though i've not got that far yet, I can't leave out... 'PUDDING!!!!!!! Crazy works!' I saw it on YouTube, and just made me crack up!!!

Deanic
March 24th, 2011, 05:07 AM
Ooh and it's not a quote as such, it's all said in facial expressions; but love when Dean walks in on Sam watching porn!!! Really made me laugh how Sam tried to bluff it out and Dean just gave him a look... lol

Damn, sorry but I don't know what episode!

RodneyIsGodney
March 24th, 2011, 01:16 PM
Ooh and it's not a quote as such, it's all said in facial expressions; but love when Dean walks in on Sam watching porn!!! Really made me laugh how Sam tried to bluff it out and Dean just gave him a look... lol
Dean: Awkward.


Damn, sorry but I don't know what episode!
Can't remember which episode it is either but I remember the scene quite well. Loved the expression on his face! :D

EDIT: I found the scene but still can't tell what episode it is...
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx163/McKaysAngel/animations/awkward.gif

warrior_chic
March 24th, 2011, 07:01 PM
Success! thanks to the convenience that is Google, that lovely scene is courtesy of Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, at least according to this (http://www.supernatural-fan-wiki.com/page/Children+Shouldn%27t+Play+With+Dead+Things+Quotes) quote page.

jackoneillislove
March 24th, 2011, 07:58 PM
From "Fallen Idols"

Sam: It felt like he was trying to take a bite out of me, but the things is...
Dean: What?
Sam: Ghandi I mean the real Ghandi he a was a fruitarian
Dean: So not only is he a short man in diapers but he's also a fruitarian, that's good even for you!.


:lol: that part is so funny!