Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[LoneStar1836]

Watched this one yesterday....3x14 Long Distance Call:


DEAN: That was Bobby. Some banker-guy blew his head off in Ohio, they think there's a spirit involved.

SAM: So you two were talking a case?

DEAN: No, we were actually talking about our feelings. And then our favorite boybands.... Yeah, we were talking a case.




DEAN: Oh, good, yeah. No, you go hang out with jailbait. Just, uh, watch out for Chris Hansen.

DEAN: Meanwhile, I'll be here, you know, getting ready to save my life. .... You are unbelievable, you know that? I mean, for months we've been trying to break this demon deal. Now Dad's about to give us the freakin' address, and you can't accept it?!

DEAN: The man is dead, and you're still butting heads with the guy!

SAM: That is not what this is about.

DEAN: Then what is it?!

SAM: The fact is, we got no hard proof here, Dean. After everything, you're still just going on blind faith!

DEAN: Yeah, well, maybe! You know, maybe that's all I got, okay?!

[Boo]

From the Pilot

"House rules Sammy. Driver chooses the music, shot gun shuts his cakehole"

[LoneStar1836]

1x12 Faith


DEAN: Have you ever actually watched daytime TV? It's terrible. (lol since Jensen used to be on Days of Our Lives too bad I don't remember more of him on Days as I vaguely recall when he was on there.)

SAM: I talked to your doctor.

DEAN: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**** down.

SAM: Dean.

DEAN: Yeah. Alright, well, looks like you're gonna leave town without me.

SAM: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna leave you here.

DEAN: Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.

SAM: I don't think that's funny.

DEAN: Oh, come on, it's a little funny.

[starg8fans]

Great quotes, everybody!

From Bedtime Stories:

Dean: There's no way I'm kissing a d@mn frog!

And to Sam:
Dude, could you be any more gay? (pause) Don't answer that.


In the hospital:

Sam: OK, but how are we gonna stop her? I mean Callie's stuck here, her father's keeping her body alive.

Dean: It does make it a bit hard to burn the bones.

Sam: You think?

[Boo]

Dream a little dream of me

Dean: Crap!
Sam: What?
Dean: Bela...
Sam: Bela? Crap!

[LoneStar1836]

Devil's Trap

Another good one from Bobby.....


SAM: And these protective circles-they really work?

BOBBY: Hell, yeah. You get a demon in one, they're trapped-powerless. It's like a satanic roach motel.



Oh and this snark at the end of Tall Tales


SAM: Bobby. Thank's a lot. We really couldn't -

BOBBY: Ah Save it. Let's just get the hell out of Dodge before somebody finds that body.

SAM: Yeah. [Bobby gets in the Impala]

SAM (cont'd): Look, Dean. I just wanna say.. that I'm uh.. uhm..

DEAN: Hey. Me too.

BOBBY [getting out of the car]: You guys are breaking my heart, could we please just leave?

[starg8fans]

Having our own forum is awesome, having all threads on one page...

Time to revive this one, I think. Malleus Maleficarum had some great Dean quotes.

DEAN: I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere.
[...] It's creepy, you know, it's down right unsanitary.

DEAN: If we hadn't have been following you, you'd be a doornail right now.

(As they find the witch dead) DEAN: That's a curveball.

DEAN: Oh God! Freakin' witches! Seriously man, come on! [...] And why does the rabbit always get screwed in the deal?! The poor little guy.

DEAN: I'd like to report a dead body, 309 Mayfair Circle. My name? Yeah, sure my name is... (DEAN clicks the phone shut cutting himself off)

SAM: Demons, they get their power from demons.
RUBY: Yeah, and there's one here, now.
DEAN: Oh, what, you mean besides you?
[...]
RUBY: I'm telling you the truth.
DEAN: And I'm telling you to shut up, b**ch.

DEAN (to RUBY): You wanna kill me? Get in line b**ch.

DEAN: What was that stuff? God, it was @ss. It tasted like @ss.

RUBY: There's a real fire in the pit, agonies you can't even imagine.
DEAN: No, I saw Hellraiser, I get the gist.

[Crichiel]

Supernatural forum...YEAH!!

Dean (Scarecrow): Dude....you fugly.

Dean (In My Time of Dying): Dude, I full-on Swayze-d that mother!

Dean (In My Time of Dying): I feel like I at a slumber party.

Tessa (In My Time of Dying): That's funny. You're very cute.

Dean (Simon Said): He full on Obi-Wan-ed me

Sam (Simon Said): Dean, shut up!
Dean : I'm trying

Dean (Playthings): We might even see Fred and Daphne...mmmm, Daphne.

Sam (Playthings): I said, you're bossy....and short.

Sam (Playthings): What'd'ya want to do? Poke her with a stick? (off Dean's contemplative look)...DUDE, you're not going to poke her with a stick!

Sam (Houses of the Holy): Wait, unicorns aren't real?

Dean (Croatoan): You gotta neighbour named Mr. Rogers?

Dean (Hunted): D*****t, Sam! This whole thing is spinning out of control!

Dean (All Helll Breaks Loose part 1): Hey, see if they got any pie. Bring me some pie! Love me some pie.

Dean (All Hell Break's Loose part 1): SAM!!!

Dean (All Hell Break's Loose part 2): What am I supposed to do? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!! *sniffle*

Bobby: What, and it (Dean's life) didn't mean anything before? Have you got that low an opinion of yourself? Are you that screwed in the head?

Dean (A Very Supernatural Christmas): What else did Bobby say?
Sam: That we're morons.

Madge (A Very Supernatural Christmas): Oh! Someone owes a nickel to the swear jar. Know what I say when I want to swear? Fudge.
Dean: I'l try to remember that

And a minute later...

Dean: You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin kill you!

Dang! I have to get ready for the day (currently at the Stargate convention in Chicago!). Those were the quotes I could come up with off the top of my head. I'll be back later to add (I missed a ton and haven't even touched season 4 yet!).

[Boo]

Mystery Spot

Sam: You don't remember any of this?

Dean: Any of what?

Sam: This. Like it's - happened before?

Dean: You mean like deja vu?

Sam: No, like it's - like it's really happened before.

Dean: ...Yeah, like deja vu.

Sam: Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?

Dean: Okay, how is that not...

Sam: Don't say it!

[starg8fans]

Supernatural forum...YEAH!!

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Dang! I have to get ready for the day (currently at the Stargate convention in Chicago!). Those were the quotes I could come up with off the top of my head. I'll be back later to add (I missed a ton and haven't even touched season 4 yet!).

Wow, you are a fan if you can come up with all these off the top of your head! Hope you had a great time at the con.

And great scene from Mystery Spot, Boo!

We were just discussing The Benders on another thread, which brought to mind this classic by Dean:

"Demons I get, people are just crazy."

And the whole scene with Pa Bender:

DEAN: You’re a sick puppy.

PA: We give ‘em a weapon. Give ‘em a fightin’ chance. It’s kind of like our tradition passed down, father to son. Of course, only one or two a year. Never enough to bring the law down, we never been that sloppy.

DEAN: Yeah, well, don’t sell yourself short. You’re plenty sloppy.

PA: So, what, you with that pretty cop? Are you a cop?

DEAN: If I tell you, you promise not to make me into an ashtray?

PA: Only reason I don’t let my boys take you right here and now is that there’s somethin’ I need to know.

DEAN: Yeah, how ‘bout it’s not nice to marry your sister?

PA: Tell me—any of the cops gonna come lookin’ for you?

DEAN: Oh, eat me. No, no, no, wait, wait—you actually might.

[Crichiel]

Huh? I spent fifteen minutes the other day posting a bunch of other quotes and now they aren't here. Did I break some posting rule and get deleted, or did the computer just not work? Well, let me see if I can think of a couple that I had (Bummer, though, because I had some really good ones! ):

The Kids Are Alright-

Dean: Who was that?
Sam: I was just ordering pizza.
Dean: Dude, you do realise that you're in a restaurant?
Sam: Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I just wanted pizza.
*Long Pause*
Dean: Ok, Weirdy McWeirderton

The Magnificent Seven (might be some paraphrasing, don't remember exact)-

Sam: What you did was selfish.
Dean: You're right. It was selfish. But I'm ok with that.
Sam: I'm not.
Dean: Tough. After all I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled.

Mystery Spot-

Sam: Man. I had a weird dream!
Dean: Yeah? Clowns or Midgets?

and

Totally don't remember Sam's line, something about going to the Mystery Spot in the daytime with lots of people then-
Dean: My god, you're a freak!

Bad Day at Black Rock (after Sam trips the first time)-

Dean: Wow! You suck!

[Crichiel]

Hmmm..do I need to spoiler a QUOTE if it is from season 4? Well, just in case:

Spoiler:

It's a Terrible Life-
Dean: Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.

[starg8fans]

Won't quote the whole sentence so as not to spoiler anybody who hasn't seen S5 yet, but Dean refers to being a 'vessel' as an 'angel condom'.

[Betelgeuze]

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

From Monster Movie

Dean: I've been rehymenated.

From Good God Y'all (spoiler for season 5)

Spoiler:

Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes; He isn't in heaven, he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, i hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel (appears to think about it): No he's not on any flat bread.

[Cree]

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

From Monster Movie

Dean: I've been rehymenated.

From Good God Y'all (spoiler for season 5)

Spoiler:

Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes; He isn't in heaven, he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, i hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel (appears to think about it): No he's not on any flat bread.

You have got to love Cas!