I was cleaning up some old files on my comp and came across a list of Stargate-related bumper stickers. I was inspired, of course, by the soon-to-be-disappearing Good Morning, Campers site. 
I miss the old gods... but my aim is getting better.
He who laughs last thinks slowest. He who doesn't laugh at all is probably Aschen.
General Hammond- Hate you. Hate the mission. Took the gate. Jack (or, for shippers: ...took Carter/Daniel)
Dr Kieran- Hate you. Hate Kelowna. Took the naquadria. Jonas
Earth: at least our snakes are sane.
My other vehicle is an ha'tak vessel.
Handguns don't kill people... nearly as well as staff weapons do.
Some goa'uld are alive only because SG-1 haven't met them. Yet.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance... get Carter to explain it instead.
Apophis for President: Why settle for ONE nation under God?
Very funny, Thor. Now beam down my clothes.
If at first you don't succeed, take a couple of loops off and have some fun.
Have you hugged your larva today?
Si hoc legere... where the hell is Daniel?
Kheb doesn't want me, and Netu is afraid I'll take over.
Welcome to Earth. Now go home.
Bad god. No larva.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Unas for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Make something idiot-proof and Maybourne will still louse it up.
Feel free to add more of your own.
I miss the old gods... but my aim is getting better.
He who laughs last thinks slowest. He who doesn't laugh at all is probably Aschen.
General Hammond- Hate you. Hate the mission. Took the gate. Jack (or, for shippers: ...took Carter/Daniel)
Dr Kieran- Hate you. Hate Kelowna. Took the naquadria. Jonas
Earth: at least our snakes are sane.
My other vehicle is an ha'tak vessel.
Handguns don't kill people... nearly as well as staff weapons do.
Some goa'uld are alive only because SG-1 haven't met them. Yet.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance... get Carter to explain it instead.
Apophis for President: Why settle for ONE nation under God?
Very funny, Thor. Now beam down my clothes.
If at first you don't succeed, take a couple of loops off and have some fun.
Have you hugged your larva today?
Si hoc legere... where the hell is Daniel?
Kheb doesn't want me, and Netu is afraid I'll take over.
Welcome to Earth. Now go home.
Bad god. No larva.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Unas for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Make something idiot-proof and Maybourne will still louse it up.
Feel free to add more of your own.
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