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Britta
February 26th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (37)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

itsaparadox
February 26th, 2016, 04:59 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (38)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Britta
February 27th, 2016, 01:38 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (38)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (5)

itsaparadox
February 27th, 2016, 04:23 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (39)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (5)

Britta
February 29th, 2016, 02:46 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (39)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (6)

itsaparadox
February 29th, 2016, 03:02 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (40)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (6)

Britta
March 1st, 2016, 01:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (40)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

itsaparadox
March 1st, 2016, 02:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (41)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

Britta
March 2nd, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (41)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2016, 05:23 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (42)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

Britta
March 3rd, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (42)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (9)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2016, 01:47 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (43)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (9)

Britta
March 4th, 2016, 01:48 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (43)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (10)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2016, 03:06 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (10)

Britta
March 5th, 2016, 12:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (11)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2016, 05:52 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (45)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (11)

Britta
March 6th, 2016, 02:22 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (45)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (12)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2016, 03:33 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (46)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (12)

Britta
March 8th, 2016, 01:15 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (46)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (13)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2016, 03:28 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (47)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (13)

Britta
March 9th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (47)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (14)

itsaparadox
March 10th, 2016, 04:36 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (48)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (14)

Britta
March 11th, 2016, 12:24 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (48)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (15)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2016, 02:19 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (49)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (15)

Britta
March 12th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (49)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (16)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2016, 05:13 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (16)

Britta
March 13th, 2016, 02:24 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (17)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2016, 05:17 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (6)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (17)

Britta
March 15th, 2016, 03:45 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (6)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (18)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2016, 06:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (7)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (18)

Britta
March 16th, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (7)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2016, 05:26 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)

Britta
March 17th, 2016, 03:15 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (20)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (9)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (20)

Britta
March 18th, 2016, 03:49 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (9)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (21)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2016, 05:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (21)

Britta
March 20th, 2016, 03:19 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (22)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2016, 04:48 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (22)

Britta
March 22nd, 2016, 03:19 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (23)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2016, 06:02 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (12)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (23)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2016, 09:40 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (23)

Britta
March 23rd, 2016, 03:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)




- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (24)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2016, 04:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (24)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (14)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2016, 03:35 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (25)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (14)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2016, 06:50 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (25)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (15)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (26)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (15)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2016, 05:39 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (26)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (16)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2016, 05:49 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (26)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (17)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2016, 06:48 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (26)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (18)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (27)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (18)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2016, 05:46 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (27)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (19)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2016, 01:42 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (28)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (19)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2016, 04:23 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (28)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (20)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2016, 02:21 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (29)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (20)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (29)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (21)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2016, 02:26 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (30)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (21)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2016, 05:50 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (30)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2016, 01:58 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (31)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2016, 06:00 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (31)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2016, 02:39 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (32)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2016, 05:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (32)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (24)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2016, 02:17 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (33)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (24)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2016, 07:22 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (33)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (25)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2016, 02:43 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (34)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (25)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2016, 06:27 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (34)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (26)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2016, 06:56 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (34)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (27)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2016, 02:39 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (35)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (27)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2016, 06:26 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (35)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (28)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2016, 02:06 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (36)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (28)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2016, 06:37 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (36)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (37)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2016, 07:15 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (37)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (30)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (38)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (30)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2016, 12:35 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (38)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (31)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2016, 02:09 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (39)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (31)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2016, 06:05 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (39)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (32)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (40)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (32)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2016, 02:33 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (40)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (33)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (41)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (33)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2016, 07:31 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (41)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (34)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2016, 06:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (41)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (35)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
April 30th, 2016, 01:21 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (42)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (35)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
April 30th, 2016, 07:18 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (42)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (36)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2016, 05:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (42)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (37)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 2nd, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (43)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (37)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2016, 07:45 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (43)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (38)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 5th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (44)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (38)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2016, 07:18 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (44)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (39)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 6th, 2016, 02:09 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (45)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (39)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2016, 02:19 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (45)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (40)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 7th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (46)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (40)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 11th, 2016, 05:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (46)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (41)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 12th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (47)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (41)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 14th, 2016, 07:59 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (47)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (42)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 15th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (48)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (42)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 15th, 2016, 06:25 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (48)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (43)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 16th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (49)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (43)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
May 16th, 2016, 07:19 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)


- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (49)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
May 17th, 2016, 02:08 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2016, 06:48 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (45)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
July 7th, 2016, 01:30 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (45)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (9)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (46)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (9)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
July 9th, 2016, 02:42 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (46)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (10)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2016, 11:04 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (47)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (10)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
July 10th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (47)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (11)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2016, 07:10 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (48)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (11)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
July 12th, 2016, 02:45 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (48)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (12)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
July 15th, 2016, 01:15 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (49)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (12)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
July 16th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)


- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (49)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (13)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2016, 01:32 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (13)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2016, 01:35 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (14)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 5th, 2016, 12:04 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (14)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 5th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (15)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 11th, 2016, 09:34 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (15)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (16)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 13th, 2016, 09:11 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (17)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 15th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (18)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2016, 11:05 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (19)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2016, 04:28 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (21)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2016, 02:50 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (22)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2016, 08:47 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (23)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (24)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2016, 07:14 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (25)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2016, 03:53 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (26)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2016, 02:58 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (27)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 25th, 2016, 07:23 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (28)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2016, 12:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (29)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 26th, 2016, 07:06 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (30)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2016, 02:29 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (31)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2016, 07:59 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (32)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 30th, 2016, 12:24 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (33)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2016, 03:54 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (34)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2016, 02:06 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (35)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2016, 04:59 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (36)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2016, 02:58 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (37)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2016, 07:17 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (38)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
September 8th, 2016, 02:45 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (39)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2016, 03:58 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (40)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
September 13th, 2016, 02:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (41)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2016, 04:36 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (42)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
November 20th, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (43)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
December 17th, 2016, 01:57 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (44)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
December 19th, 2016, 06:04 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (45)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2017, 12:53 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (46)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
January 16th, 2017, 08:03 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (47)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2017, 02:04 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (48)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
January 18th, 2017, 05:57 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (48)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2017, 06:53 AM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (49)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

mandogater
October 20th, 2017, 04:26 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (49)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (3)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)

itsaparadox
October 25th, 2017, 08:45 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
17th place - "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (50)
18th place - "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (50)
19th place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (49)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (4)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)