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itsaparadox
September 7th, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (34)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 7th, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2015, 04:28 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 9th, 2015, 10:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 9th, 2015, 11:27 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (36)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2015, 10:03 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (36)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 10th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 11th, 2015, 05:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (2)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 11th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (38)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (2)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 12th, 2015, 10:02 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (38)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (3)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 12th, 2015, 01:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (3)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 13th, 2015, 05:51 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (4)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 14th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2015, 12:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 15th, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 15th, 2015, 01:03 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 16th, 2015, 10:10 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 17th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 17th, 2015, 02:51 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 18th, 2015, 07:06 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 18th, 2015, 11:00 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 19th, 2015, 08:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 19th, 2015, 11:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 20th, 2015, 05:11 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (11)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 21st, 2015, 07:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 22nd, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 22nd, 2015, 04:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (13)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 23rd, 2015, 02:29 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (47)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (13)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 23rd, 2015, 05:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (47)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 24th, 2015, 11:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (48)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 24th, 2015, 03:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (48)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 25th, 2015, 06:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)


- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2015, 02:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 26th, 2015, 06:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 27th, 2015, 11:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (2)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 28th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (2)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 29th, 2015, 02:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (3)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 29th, 2015, 05:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (3)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 30th, 2015, 11:58 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 1st, 2015, 10:42 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2015, 11:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 2nd, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (6)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

sueKay
October 2nd, 2015, 02:07 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (7)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (8)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 3rd, 2015, 02:44 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (8)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 4th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (9)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 5th, 2015, 10:02 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (9)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2015, 10:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (10)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 6th, 2015, 09:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (10)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2015, 02:08 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (11)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 7th, 2015, 05:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (11)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2015, 12:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (12)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

mrscopterdoc
October 8th, 2015, 01:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (12)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 8th, 2015, 07:49 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (12)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (13)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 9th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (13)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 10th, 2015, 11:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (14)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 10th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (14)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (15)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 11th, 2015, 12:50 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (15)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 12th, 2015, 08:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (15)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2015, 01:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (16)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 13th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (16)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (17)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 14th, 2015, 06:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (17)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 15th, 2015, 09:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (17)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (18)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 16th, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (18)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2015, 02:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (19)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 17th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (19)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 17th, 2015, 01:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (20)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 18th, 2015, 06:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (20)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 18th, 2015, 12:44 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (21)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 19th, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (21)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 19th, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (22)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 20th, 2015, 09:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (22)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (23)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 21st, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (23)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (24)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 22nd, 2015, 10:10 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (24)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (25)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 23rd, 2015, 08:58 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (25)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (26)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 25th, 2015, 07:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (26)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 26th, 2015, 01:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (27)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 26th, 2015, 03:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (27)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 27th, 2015, 02:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (27)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2015, 03:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (28)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 28th, 2015, 05:08 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (28)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2015, 03:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (29)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 29th, 2015, 04:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (29)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2015, 01:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (30)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
October 30th, 2015, 04:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (30)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (31)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 3rd, 2015, 05:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (31)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 4th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (32)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 4th, 2015, 02:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (32)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)


- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (33)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 5th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (33)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2015, 03:11 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (34)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 7th, 2015, 05:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (34)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (35)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (1)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 9th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (35)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (2)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 9th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (36)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (2)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 10th, 2015, 09:42 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (36)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (3)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2015, 02:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (37)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (3)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 11th, 2015, 06:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (37)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (4)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 12th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (38)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (4)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 12th, 2015, 04:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (38)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (5)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2015, 12:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (39)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (5)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 13th, 2015, 03:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (39)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 14th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (40)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2015, 04:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (40)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2015, 02:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (41)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 15th, 2015, 05:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (41)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 16th, 2015, 02:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (42)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 16th, 2015, 02:50 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (42)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 17th, 2015, 02:51 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (43)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 17th, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (43)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 18th, 2015, 02:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (44)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 18th, 2015, 06:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (11)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (44)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 19th, 2015, 02:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (11)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (45)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 19th, 2015, 05:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (12)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (45)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 20th, 2015, 02:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (12)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (46)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 22nd, 2015, 05:04 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (13)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (46)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 23rd, 2015, 02:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (13)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (47)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 23rd, 2015, 03:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)


- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (47)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 24th, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)


- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (48)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 24th, 2015, 02:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)


- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (48)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 25th, 2015, 01:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)


- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 25th, 2015, 02:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)


- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 26th, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 26th, 2015, 01:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 27th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (1)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 27th, 2015, 04:52 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (1)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 28th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (2)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 28th, 2015, 03:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (2)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 29th, 2015, 01:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (3)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 29th, 2015, 03:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (3)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
November 30th, 2015, 02:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (4)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
November 30th, 2015, 05:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (4)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 1st, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 2nd, 2015, 02:29 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 3rd, 2015, 01:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 3rd, 2015, 02:03 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (6)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 4th, 2015, 09:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (6)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 4th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (7)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 5th, 2015, 10:15 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (7)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 5th, 2015, 02:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 6th, 2015, 05:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (8)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2015, 01:45 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (9)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 7th, 2015, 04:14 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (9)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 8th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (9)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 8th, 2015, 02:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (10)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 9th, 2015, 03:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (10)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2015, 02:49 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (11)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 12th, 2015, 06:51 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (11)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2015, 12:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (12)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 14th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (12)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2015, 02:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (13)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 16th, 2015, 05:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (13)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 17th, 2015, 02:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (14)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 18th, 2015, 02:45 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (14)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (15)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 20th, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (15)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 20th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (16)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 21st, 2015, 06:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (35)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (16)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
December 22nd, 2015, 02:45 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (35)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (17)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
December 31st, 2015, 08:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (17)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (18)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 6th, 2016, 06:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (18)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2016, 12:59 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (19)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 7th, 2016, 02:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (19)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 8th, 2016, 02:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 8th, 2016, 06:17 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 9th, 2016, 04:35 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 10th, 2016, 01:52 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 12th, 2016, 03:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 13th, 2016, 08:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (20)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 13th, 2016, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (21)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 14th, 2016, 05:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (21)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (22)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 15th, 2016, 03:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (22)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2016, 09:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (23)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 16th, 2016, 02:35 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (23)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (24)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 18th, 2016, 05:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (24)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 19th, 2016, 02:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (25)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 19th, 2016, 05:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (25)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 20th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (26)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 20th, 2016, 06:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (26)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 21st, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (27)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 21st, 2016, 06:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (27)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 23rd, 2016, 02:49 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (28)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 24th, 2016, 05:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (28)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 25th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (29)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 26th, 2016, 08:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (29)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 26th, 2016, 12:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (30)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 27th, 2016, 05:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (30)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 28th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (31)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 28th, 2016, 05:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (31)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 29th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (32)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 29th, 2016, 05:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (32)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 30th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (33)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 30th, 2016, 06:04 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (33)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (34)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
January 31st, 2016, 06:28 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (16)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (34)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 1st, 2016, 09:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (17)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (34)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 1st, 2016, 01:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (17)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (35)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 2nd, 2016, 05:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (18)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (35)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 3rd, 2016, 04:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (19)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (35)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2016, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (19)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (36)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 4th, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (20)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (36)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 5th, 2016, 02:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (20)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (37)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 5th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (21)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (37)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 6th, 2016, 02:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (21)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (38)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 6th, 2016, 05:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (38)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2016, 12:49 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (39)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 8th, 2016, 06:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (39)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 9th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (40)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 9th, 2016, 05:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (40)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (41)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 11th, 2016, 05:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (25)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (41)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 12th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (25)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (42)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 13th, 2016, 04:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (26)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (42)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 14th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (26)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (43)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 14th, 2016, 03:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (27)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (43)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 15th, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (27)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (44)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 15th, 2016, 05:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (28)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (44)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 16th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (28)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (45)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 16th, 2016, 04:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (45)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 17th, 2016, 02:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (46)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 17th, 2016, 06:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (30)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (46)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 18th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (30)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (47)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 18th, 2016, 05:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (31)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (47)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 19th, 2016, 01:39 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (31)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (48)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 19th, 2016, 06:11 PM
e - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (32)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (48)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2016, 02:16 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (32)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (49)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 20th, 2016, 05:26 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (33)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (49)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 21st, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (33)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
February 21st, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (34)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2016, 02:50 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (34)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (1)

itsaparadox
February 22nd, 2016, 06:28 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (35)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (1)

Britta
February 23rd, 2016, 02:48 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (35)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (2)

itsaparadox
February 23rd, 2016, 05:18 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (36)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (2)

Britta
February 24th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (36)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (3)

itsaparadox
February 25th, 2016, 05:10 PM
1st Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
11th place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
12th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
13th place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
14th place - Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
15th place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
16th place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)



- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (37)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (5)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (3)