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Britta
April 24th, 2015, 12:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (17)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (15)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (17)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (16)

Starfist
April 25th, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (17)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (17)

Britta
April 25th, 2015, 11:15 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (18)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (17)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2015, 09:01 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (18)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (18)

Britta
April 26th, 2015, 01:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (19)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (18)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (19)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (19)

Britta
April 27th, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (20)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (19)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (20)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (20)

Britta
April 28th, 2015, 11:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (21)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (20)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (21)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (21)

Britta
April 30th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (22)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (21)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (22)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (22)

Britta
May 1st, 2015, 02:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (23)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (22)

itsaparadox
May 2nd, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (23)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (23)

Britta
May 2nd, 2015, 01:28 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (24)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (23)

itsaparadox
May 3rd, 2015, 03:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (24)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (24)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2015, 08:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (24)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (25)

Britta
May 4th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (25)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (25)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (25)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (26)

Britta
May 5th, 2015, 11:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (26)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (26)

itsaparadox
May 6th, 2015, 09:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (26)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (27)

Britta
May 6th, 2015, 11:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (27)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (27)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2015, 08:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (27)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (28)

Britta
May 7th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (28)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (28)

itsaparadox
May 8th, 2015, 09:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (28)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (29)

Britta
May 8th, 2015, 10:23 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (29)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (29)

itsaparadox
May 9th, 2015, 09:46 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (29)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (30)

Britta
May 9th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (30)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (30)

itsaparadox
May 10th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (30)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (31)

Britta
May 10th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (31)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (31)

itsaparadox
May 11th, 2015, 08:15 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (31)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (32)

Britta
May 11th, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (32)

itsaparadox
May 12th, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (33)

mrscopterdoc
May 12th, 2015, 05:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (1)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (33)

itsaparadox
May 13th, 2015, 07:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (1)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (34)

Britta
May 13th, 2015, 12:28 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (33)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (1)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (34)

mrscopterdoc
May 13th, 2015, 06:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (33)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (34)

Britta
May 14th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (34)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (34)

itsaparadox
May 14th, 2015, 12:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (34)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (35)

Britta
May 15th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (35)

itsaparadox
May 15th, 2015, 03:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (36)

mrscopterdoc
May 15th, 2015, 05:59 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (37)

itsaparadox
May 16th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (35)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (38)

Britta
May 16th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (36)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (38)

Starfist
May 16th, 2015, 10:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (37)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (38)

itsaparadox
May 17th, 2015, 10:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (37)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (39)

Britta
May 17th, 2015, 12:17 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (38)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (39)

itsaparadox
May 18th, 2015, 12:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (38)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (40)

Britta
May 19th, 2015, 11:30 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (39)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (40)

itsaparadox
May 19th, 2015, 12:30 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (39)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (41)

itsaparadox
May 20th, 2015, 10:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (39)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (42)

Britta
May 20th, 2015, 11:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (40)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (42)

itsaparadox
May 21st, 2015, 12:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (40)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (43)

Britta
May 22nd, 2015, 05:50 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (41)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (43)

itsaparadox
May 22nd, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (41)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (44)

Britta
May 24th, 2015, 09:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (42)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (44)

itsaparadox
May 25th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (42)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (45)

Britta
May 25th, 2015, 02:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (43)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (45)

itsaparadox
May 26th, 2015, 09:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (43)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (46)

Britta
May 26th, 2015, 10:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (44)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (46)

itsaparadox
May 27th, 2015, 11:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (44)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (47)

itsaparadox
May 28th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (44)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (48)

Britta
May 28th, 2015, 10:47 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (45)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (48)

mrscopterdoc
May 28th, 2015, 03:49 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (45)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (48)

Britta
May 29th, 2015, 10:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (46)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (48)

itsaparadox
May 29th, 2015, 03:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (46)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (49)

Britta
May 30th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (47)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (49)

itsaparadox
May 30th, 2015, 06:46 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (47)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)

itsaparadox
May 31st, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (47)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

Britta
May 31st, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (48)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

itsaparadox
June 1st, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (48)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (2)

Britta
June 1st, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (49)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (2)

itsaparadox
June 2nd, 2015, 03:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)

- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (49)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (3)

Britta
June 3rd, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (3)

itsaparadox
June 4th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (4)

Britta
June 4th, 2015, 12:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (3)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (4)

itsaparadox
June 5th, 2015, 09:17 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (3)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (5)

Britta
June 5th, 2015, 01:28 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (5)

itsaparadox
June 6th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (6)

Britta
June 6th, 2015, 01:04 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (5)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (6)

itsaparadox
June 7th, 2015, 03:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (5)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (7)

Britta
June 8th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (7)

itsaparadox
June 8th, 2015, 01:35 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (8)

itsaparadox
June 9th, 2015, 01:04 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (9)

Britta
June 10th, 2015, 01:29 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (9)

itsaparadox
June 10th, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (10)

itsaparadox
June 11th, 2015, 10:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (11)

Britta
June 11th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (11)

itsaparadox
June 12th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (12)

Britta
June 12th, 2015, 02:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (9)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (12)

itsaparadox
June 13th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (9)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (13)

Britta
June 13th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (10)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (13)

itsaparadox
June 14th, 2015, 10:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (10)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (14)

Britta
June 14th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (11)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (14)

itsaparadox
June 15th, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (11)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (15)

Britta
June 15th, 2015, 12:30 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (12)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (15)

itsaparadox
June 16th, 2015, 02:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (12)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (16)

itsaparadox
June 17th, 2015, 08:30 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (12)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (17)

Britta
June 17th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (13)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (17)

itsaparadox
June 18th, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (13)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (18)

Britta
June 18th, 2015, 12:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (14)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (18)

itsaparadox
June 19th, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (14)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (19)

Britta
June 19th, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (15)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (19)

itsaparadox
June 20th, 2015, 10:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (15)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (20)

Britta
June 20th, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (16)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (20)

itsaparadox
June 21st, 2015, 04:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (16)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (21)

Britta
June 22nd, 2015, 10:42 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (17)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (21)

itsaparadox
June 22nd, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (17)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (22)

itsaparadox
June 23rd, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (17)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (23)

Britta
June 23rd, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (18)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (23)

itsaparadox
June 24th, 2015, 06:07 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (18)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (24)

Britta
June 25th, 2015, 10:06 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (19)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (24)

itsaparadox
June 25th, 2015, 03:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (19)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (25)

itsaparadox
June 26th, 2015, 10:50 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (19)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (26)

Britta
June 26th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (20)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (26)

itsaparadox
June 27th, 2015, 03:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (20)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (27)

itsaparadox
June 28th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (20)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (28)

Britta
June 28th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (21)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (28)

itsaparadox
June 29th, 2015, 08:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (21)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (29)

Britta
June 29th, 2015, 09:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (29)

itsaparadox
June 30th, 2015, 09:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (30)

Britta
June 30th, 2015, 11:54 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (23)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (30)

itsaparadox
July 1st, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (23)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (31)

Britta
July 1st, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (24)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (31)

itsaparadox
July 2nd, 2015, 07:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (24)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (32)

itsaparadox
July 3rd, 2015, 01:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (24)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (33)

Britta
July 3rd, 2015, 03:17 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (25)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (33)

itsaparadox
July 4th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (25)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (34)

Britta
July 5th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (26)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (34)

itsaparadox
July 5th, 2015, 11:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (26)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (35)

itsaparadox
July 6th, 2015, 12:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (26)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (36)

Britta
July 6th, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (27)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (36)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2015, 12:43 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (27)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (37)

Britta
July 8th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (28)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (37)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (28)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (38)

Starfist
July 9th, 2015, 04:08 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (28)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (39)

Britta
July 9th, 2015, 11:05 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (29)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (39)

itsaparadox
July 9th, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (29)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (40)

Britta
July 10th, 2015, 11:39 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (30)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (40)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2015, 05:59 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (30)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (41)

Britta
July 11th, 2015, 11:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (31)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (41)

itsaparadox
July 11th, 2015, 01:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (31)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (42)

Britta
July 12th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (32)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (42)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2015, 01:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (32)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (43)

Britta
July 13th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (33)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (43)

itsaparadox
July 13th, 2015, 02:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (33)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (44)

Britta
July 14th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (34)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (44)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2015, 06:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (34)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (45)

Britta
July 15th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (35)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (45)

itsaparadox
July 15th, 2015, 07:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (35)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (46)

Britta
July 16th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (36)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (46)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2015, 03:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (36)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (47)

Britta
July 17th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (37)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (47)

itsaparadox
July 17th, 2015, 04:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (37)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (48)

Britta
July 18th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (38)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (48)

itsaparadox
July 18th, 2015, 12:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (38)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (49)

Britta
July 19th, 2015, 01:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (39)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (49)

itsaparadox
July 19th, 2015, 02:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (39)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 20th, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (40)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 20th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (40)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (41)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 21st, 2015, 12:29 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (2)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (41)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (2)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (42)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 22nd, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (3)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (42)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (3)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (43)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 23rd, 2015, 04:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (43)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (44)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 24th, 2015, 01:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (44)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (45)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 25th, 2015, 01:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (45)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 26th, 2015, 02:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (46)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 26th, 2015, 05:48 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (46)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 27th, 2015, 06:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (46)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2015, 03:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (47)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 29th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (47)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2015, 02:23 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (48)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 30th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (48)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
July 31st, 2015, 05:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (11)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2015, 01:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (11)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2015, 05:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (12)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (12)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (2)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 2nd, 2015, 02:29 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (13)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (13)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 3rd, 2015, 06:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2015, 12:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 4th, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 5th, 2015, 10:14 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (5)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 5th, 2015, 06:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (5)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (6)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 6th, 2015, 06:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (6)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 7th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (7)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 7th, 2015, 01:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (7)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (8)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 8th, 2015, 04:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (8)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2015, 10:15 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (9)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 9th, 2015, 07:42 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (9)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 10th, 2015, 06:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (11)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 11th, 2015, 06:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (11)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (12)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 12th, 2015, 04:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (12)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (13)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 14th, 2015, 07:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (13)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2015, 12:07 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (14)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 15th, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (14)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (15)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 16th, 2015, 06:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (15)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2015, 10:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (15)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 17th, 2015, 11:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (16)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (16)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (17)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2015, 08:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (17)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (18)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 20th, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (18)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2015, 01:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (19)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2015, 09:16 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (19)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (20)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (20)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2015, 01:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (21)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (21)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (22)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 24th, 2015, 03:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (22)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (34)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (23)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 25th, 2015, 02:45 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (35)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (23)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 26th, 2015, 11:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (23)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2015, 02:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (36)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (24)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 27th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (24)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (37)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (25)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 28th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (25)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 28th, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (38)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (26)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2015, 08:12 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (26)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 29th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (39)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (27)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2015, 08:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (27)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 30th, 2015, 12:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (40)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (28)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
August 31st, 2015, 10:31 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (28)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2015, 12:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (41)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (29)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 1st, 2015, 09:54 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (29)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 1st, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (42)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (30)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (30)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 2nd, 2015, 01:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (31)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 3rd, 2015, 08:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (31)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2015, 12:17 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2015, 10:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (32)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 4th, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (33)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 5th, 2015, 03:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (33)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

Britta
September 6th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (34)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)

itsaparadox
September 6th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
9th place - Zoe: "We crashing again." (50)
10th place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (34)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)