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Britta
September 26th, 2014, 09:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (0)
- Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (46)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
September 30th, 2014, 11:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (0)
- Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (47)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)[

Britta
October 1st, 2014, 02:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (0)
- Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (48)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 1st, 2014, 11:16 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (0)
- Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (49)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2014, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (0)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 2nd, 2014, 11:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (0)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2014, 06:08 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 12:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (2)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2014, 03:47 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (1)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (3)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
October 5th, 2014, 03:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (2)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (3)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 10:56 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (3)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 08:35 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (3)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2014, 08:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (4)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 10:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (5)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 01:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 7th, 2014, 03:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (7)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 11:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (8)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2014, 08:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (9)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 8th, 2014, 11:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (10)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2014, 03:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (11)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 10th, 2014, 11:07 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (12)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2014, 01:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (13)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 11th, 2014, 10:35 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (14)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2014, 08:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (15)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 12th, 2014, 11:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (16)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 13th, 2014, 04:22 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (17)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 13th, 2014, 10:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (18)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2014, 02:46 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (19)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 14th, 2014, 11:00 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (20)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2014, 09:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (21)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 15th, 2014, 11:22 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (22)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2014, 08:14 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 19th, 2014, 10:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (24)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2014, 03:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (25)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 21st, 2014, 12:31 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (26)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2014, 02:49 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (27)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 01:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (28)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2014, 03:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (29)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 11:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (30)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2014, 12:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (31)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
October 26th, 2014, 04:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (31)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (2)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 27th, 2014, 04:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (31)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2014, 05:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (32)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
October 31st, 2014, 11:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (33)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2014, 04:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (34)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
November 2nd, 2014, 03:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (35)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2014, 03:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (36)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
November 8th, 2014, 04:17 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (37)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2014, 05:49 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (38)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
November 10th, 2014, 04:00 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (39)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2014, 05:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (40)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
November 15th, 2014, 03:35 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (41)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2014, 06:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (42)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
November 23rd, 2014, 04:07 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (42)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 24th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (43)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
November 29th, 2014, 08:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (44)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
November 30th, 2014, 08:16 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)

-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (45)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Lucycat
November 30th, 2014, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (45)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 1st, 2014, 08:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (46)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 2nd, 2014, 04:13 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (47)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 2nd, 2014, 07:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (48)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 6th, 2014, 09:39 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (49)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2014, 08:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (3)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 9th, 2014, 03:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 9th, 2014, 08:23 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (3)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 10th, 2014, 12:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (3)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (5)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2014, 08:31 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (5)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (1)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 11th, 2014, 01:08 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (5)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 11th, 2014, 07:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (5)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (5)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 12th, 2014, 11:02 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (6)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (5)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 13th, 2014, 01:19 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (6)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (6)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2014, 08:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (7)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (6)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 14th, 2014, 03:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (8)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (6)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2014, 08:23 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (9)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (6)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 14th, 2014, 10:56 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (9)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 15th, 2014, 10:40 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (2)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 17th, 2014, 08:31 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (10)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2014, 08:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (11)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 20th, 2014, 04:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (12)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 20th, 2014, 09:00 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (3)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Brother Freyr
December 20th, 2014, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (13)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 21st, 2014, 07:54 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (14)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 24th, 2014, 10:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (15)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 25th, 2014, 10:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (16)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
December 26th, 2014, 01:57 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (17)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
December 27th, 2014, 10:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (18)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 1st, 2015, 04:27 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (19)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 1st, 2015, 07:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (20)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 1st, 2015, 05:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (21)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 2nd, 2015, 07:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 4th, 2015, 03:32 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (2)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 4th, 2015, 10:41 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (22)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (3)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (3)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2015, 04:53 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (23)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 6th, 2015, 08:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (24)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 7th, 2015, 04:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (25)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (26)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
January 8th, 2015, 04:21 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (26)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 9th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (27)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 11th, 2015, 04:10 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (28)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 11th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (4)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (29)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 12th, 2015, 12:47 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (30)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 13th, 2015, 04:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (31)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 14th, 2015, 08:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (32)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 14th, 2015, 05:09 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (33)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2015, 07:10 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (34)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 15th, 2015, 04:06 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (35)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2015, 09:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (36)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 16th, 2015, 10:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (37)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2015, 11:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (38)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 17th, 2015, 10:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (39)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 18th, 2015, 10:19 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (40)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 24th, 2015, 12:00 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (41)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 24th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (42)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 24th, 2015, 09:50 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (43)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 25th, 2015, 09:58 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (5)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 30th, 2015, 04:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (6)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
January 31st, 2015, 05:04 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (44)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2015, 08:39 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (45)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
February 3rd, 2015, 06:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (46)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (47)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 7th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (48)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2015, 10:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)


-"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (49)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 10th, 2015, 12:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (7)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 10th, 2015, 11:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (8)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 19th, 2015, 01:26 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (9)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2015, 10:46 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (10)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 21st, 2015, 11:54 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (11)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (12)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
February 22nd, 2015, 03:58 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (12)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2015, 09:23 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (6)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (13)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
February 25th, 2015, 04:49 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (13)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 25th, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (7)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (14)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
February 26th, 2015, 04:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (14)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (8)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (15)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
February 27th, 2015, 04:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (15)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (16)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 27th, 2015, 11:19 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (17)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
February 28th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (18)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
February 28th, 2015, 11:09 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (19)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 1st, 2015, 10:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (20)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (0)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2015, 07:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (20)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 2nd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (21)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2015, 09:53 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (21)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (2)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 3rd, 2015, 01:05 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (22)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (2)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mandogater
March 4th, 2015, 04:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (22)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (2)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2015, 07:13 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (22)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (3)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (23)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (3)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (23)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (4)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 6th, 2015, 09:21 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (23)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (5)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 6th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (24)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (5)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
March 7th, 2015, 12:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (25)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (5)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2015, 07:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (25)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (6)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 7th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (26)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (6)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2015, 09:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (26)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (7)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 8th, 2015, 09:54 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (27)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (7)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 9th, 2015, 08:38 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (27)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (8)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 9th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (28)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (8)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (28)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (9)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 11th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (29)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (9)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2015, 08:26 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (29)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 12th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (30)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (10)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2015, 09:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (30)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (11)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 13th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (31)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (11)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 14th, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (31)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (12)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
March 14th, 2015, 11:02 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (31)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (13)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 14th, 2015, 12:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (32)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (13)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2015, 09:16 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (32)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (14)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (33)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (14)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2015, 08:07 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (33)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (15)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (34)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (15)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 17th, 2015, 08:10 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (34)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (16)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (35)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (16)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2015, 08:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (35)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (17)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 18th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (36)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (17)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2015, 08:42 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (36)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (18)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 19th, 2015, 09:47 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (37)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (18)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2015, 09:15 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (37)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (19)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2015, 11:00 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (38)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (19)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 21st, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (38)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (20)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 21st, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (39)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (20)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (39)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (21)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (40)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (21)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2015, 07:54 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (40)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (22)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 23rd, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (41)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (22)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2015, 04:55 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (42)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (22)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2015, 08:39 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (42)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (23)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 24th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (43)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (23)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2015, 08:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (43)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (24)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (44)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (24)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
March 26th, 2015, 05:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (45)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (24)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2015, 08:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (45)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (25)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2015, 11:19 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (46)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (25)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2015, 07:37 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (46)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (26)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 27th, 2015, 10:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (47)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (26)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2015, 08:50 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (47)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (27)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 28th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (48)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (27)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2015, 09:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (48)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (28)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2015, 10:39 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (49)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (28)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 30th, 2015, 06:36 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)



- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear." (49)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (29)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 30th, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (29)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2015, 08:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (30)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2015, 10:22 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (31)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 1st, 2015, 08:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (32)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (33)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2015, 09:17 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (34)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 2nd, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (35)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 3rd, 2015, 06:17 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (36)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (37)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (38)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (39)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (40)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (41)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2015, 10:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (42)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 7th, 2015, 08:34 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (43)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2015, 10:48 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (44)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2015, 10:32 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (45)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 8th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (46)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2015, 09:45 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (47)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 10th, 2015, 07:46 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (48)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (49)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2015, 11:28 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Britta
April 11th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (5)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

Starfist
April 11th, 2015, 10:01 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (6)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (0)

itsaparadox
April 12th, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (6)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (1)

itsaparadox
April 13th, 2015, 08:11 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (6)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (2)

Britta
April 13th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (7)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (2)

itsaparadox
April 14th, 2015, 08:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (7)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (3)

Britta
April 14th, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (8)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (3)

itsaparadox
April 15th, 2015, 08:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (8)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (4)

Britta
April 15th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (9)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (4)

itsaparadox
April 16th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (9)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (5)

Britta
April 16th, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (5)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (6)

Starfist
April 17th, 2015, 09:38 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (7)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2015, 10:06 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (10)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (8)

Britta
April 18th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (11)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (8)

itsaparadox
April 19th, 2015, 09:25 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (11)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (9)

Starfist
April 19th, 2015, 10:52 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (11)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (10)

Britta
April 19th, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (12)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (10)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (12)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (11)

Britta
April 20th, 2015, 12:12 PM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (13)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (11)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2015, 07:44 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (13)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (12)

Britta
April 21st, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (14)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (12)

itsaparadox
April 22nd, 2015, 10:02 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (14)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (13)

Britta
April 22nd, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (15)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (13)

itsaparadox
April 23rd, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (15)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (14)

Britta
April 23rd, 2015, 11:20 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (16)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (14)

itsaparadox
April 24th, 2015, 06:51 AM
1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)


- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (16)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (0)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (0)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (0)
- "Clear." (15)