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Andron
March 13th, 2011, 12:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (32)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 13th, 2011, 12:48 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (21)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 15th, 2011, 10:50 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (35)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 15th, 2011, 01:39 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 17th, 2011, 07:30 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 18th, 2011, 02:01 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 18th, 2011, 07:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 20th, 2011, 12:38 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 20th, 2011, 07:18 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (2)

Andron
March 21st, 2011, 09:05 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (3)

mrscopterdoc
March 21st, 2011, 08:01 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (4)

Andron
March 22nd, 2011, 10:28 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (5)

mrscopterdoc
March 22nd, 2011, 07:12 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)

Andron
March 23rd, 2011, 01:02 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (36)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2011, 07:39 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (38)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (36)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)

Andron
March 24th, 2011, 01:03 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (37)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)

mrscopterdoc
March 24th, 2011, 07:22 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (37)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (6)

Andron
March 26th, 2011, 02:20 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 26th, 2011, 05:11 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 27th, 2011, 11:19 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (39)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 27th, 2011, 02:52 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)+
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 28th, 2011, 12:36 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (9)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 28th, 2011, 07:22 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
March 30th, 2011, 12:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (40)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (39)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 30th, 2011, 04:10 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)+
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (39)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Grace
April 2nd, 2011, 06:07 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (10)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 3rd, 2011, 12:47 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (11)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Starfist
April 3rd, 2011, 02:52 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (12)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 3rd, 2011, 03:55 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (13)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 4th, 2011, 11:03 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (41)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (13)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 4th, 2011, 07:43 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)+
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (13)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 5th, 2011, 11:49 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (14)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 5th, 2011, 04:19 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (15)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 6th, 2011, 12:25 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (42)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (15)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 7th, 2011, 07:13 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)+
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (15)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 8th, 2011, 10:54 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (16)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 8th, 2011, 07:26 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (17)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 10th, 2011, 11:33 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (43)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (17)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 10th, 2011, 07:11 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)+
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (17)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 12th, 2011, 11:51 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (18)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 12th, 2011, 07:34 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (19)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 13th, 2011, 10:52 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (19)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 13th, 2011, 07:13 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (19)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 14th, 2011, 11:41 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (20)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 14th, 2011, 07:37 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)




- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 16th, 2011, 03:56 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (46)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 16th, 2011, 07:18 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (46)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (45)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 17th, 2011, 01:11 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (47)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 17th, 2011, 06:28 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (47)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 19th, 2011, 11:23 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (47)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 19th, 2011, 05:54 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (47)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 20th, 2011, 09:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (48)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 20th, 2011, 07:10 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (48)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (47)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 23rd, 2011, 01:25 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (48)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (48)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Andron
April 24th, 2011, 01:56 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (48)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 24th, 2011, 03:16 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)





- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (49)+
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 26th, 2011, 06:51 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
April 28th, 2011, 03:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (24)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

dragongirl
May 3rd, 2011, 07:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (25)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
May 3rd, 2011, 01:55 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (26)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

dragongirl
May 5th, 2011, 01:48 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (27)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
May 5th, 2011, 08:39 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (28)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

mrscopterdoc
May 16th, 2011, 01:00 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (29)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)

Starfighter Babe
May 21st, 2011, 08:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (29)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (1)

mrscopterdoc
May 22nd, 2011, 07:38 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)+
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (1)

Andron
May 22nd, 2011, 12:28 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (2)

Starfighter Babe
May 22nd, 2011, 06:06 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (3)

mrscopterdoc
May 25th, 2011, 05:10 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (30)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

Andron
May 26th, 2011, 09:47 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (31)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
May 27th, 2011, 05:59 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (32)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (33)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
June 6th, 2011, 08:05 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (34)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
June 13th, 2011, 11:36 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (35)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
June 19th, 2011, 01:04 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)




- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

Andron
June 23rd, 2011, 11:30 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (4)

mrscopterdoc
June 24th, 2011, 03:38 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (5)+

mrscopterdoc
July 8th, 2011, 08:04 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)+

NerdyRaptor
July 17th, 2011, 10:28 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (5)

mrscopterdoc
July 18th, 2011, 08:26 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (6)

NerdyRaptor
July 22nd, 2011, 09:13 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)





- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (6)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

lordofseas
July 24th, 2011, 04:51 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

BigBear
July 26th, 2011, 10:58 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (23)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

BigBear
July 27th, 2011, 04:54 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (23)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

BigBear
July 28th, 2011, 12:03 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (24)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (7)

lordofseas
July 28th, 2011, 11:38 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (24)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
July 29th, 2011, 10:19 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (25)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
July 30th, 2011, 10:38 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (26)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
July 31st, 2011, 10:25 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (27)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 2nd, 2011, 04:29 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (37)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (28)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 3rd, 2011, 11:31 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (28)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 4th, 2011, 11:14 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (29)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 5th, 2011, 11:14 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (30)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (7)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

mrscopterdoc
August 6th, 2011, 07:06 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (38)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (30)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 6th, 2011, 10:53 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (39)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (30)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

BigBear
August 7th, 2011, 11:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (39)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

Draygon
August 7th, 2011, 11:56 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (8)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

Andron
August 10th, 2011, 06:08 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (9)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)

Draygon
August 10th, 2011, 08:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (10)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (0)

mrscopterdoc
September 5th, 2011, 09:14 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (11)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (0)

mandogater
October 16th, 2011, 08:32 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (40)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (12)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (0)

Penegal
November 17th, 2011, 09:45 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (12)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (0)

mandogater
November 17th, 2011, 08:14 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (13)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (0)

Jper
November 26th, 2011, 09:59 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (13)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
November 26th, 2011, 09:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (14)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

djackson1234
January 5th, 2012, 05:13 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (15)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
January 6th, 2012, 08:43 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (16)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
February 9th, 2012, 09:12 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (41)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (17)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Eye Of Ra
February 10th, 2012, 10:59 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (17)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
February 10th, 2012, 09:21 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (18)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
February 20th, 2012, 09:02 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (19)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
March 1st, 2012, 09:00 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (31)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (20)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Eye Of Ra
March 5th, 2012, 10:44 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (32)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (20)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
March 5th, 2012, 08:37 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (32)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Eye Of Ra
March 7th, 2012, 02:47 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (21)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
March 7th, 2012, 08:49 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
April 1st, 2012, 09:02 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (42)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Eye Of Ra
April 26th, 2012, 10:17 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (23)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
April 26th, 2012, 08:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (24)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
May 8th, 2012, 09:49 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (25)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
June 10th, 2012, 09:10 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (26)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Whytewytch
September 28th, 2012, 02:36 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (27)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
September 28th, 2012, 06:08 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (28)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 3rd, 2012, 02:29 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (29)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 3rd, 2012, 03:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (30)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 5th, 2012, 08:34 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (31)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 5th, 2012, 07:45 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (32)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 6th, 2012, 07:23 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 7th, 2012, 04:40 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 8th, 2012, 03:39 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 9th, 2012, 09:50 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (36)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 9th, 2012, 04:41 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (37)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 10th, 2012, 08:52 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (38)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 11th, 2012, 09:11 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 11th, 2012, 02:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (40)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 12th, 2012, 01:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (41)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 13th, 2012, 07:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (43)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (42)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 14th, 2012, 01:55 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (42)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 20th, 2012, 07:42 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (43)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 21st, 2012, 12:19 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (44)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 22nd, 2012, 12:57 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (45)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 23rd, 2012, 03:56 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (44)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (46)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Andron
October 26th, 2012, 04:50 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (46)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 26th, 2012, 06:26 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (47)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
October 28th, 2012, 11:58 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (48)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
October 30th, 2012, 01:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)



- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (49)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

Jper
November 9th, 2012, 01:36 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (1)

mandogater
November 10th, 2012, 07:39 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (2)

Wulfmann
December 4th, 2012, 02:23 PM
"Clear"

From the hospital raid

mandogater
December 8th, 2012, 05:43 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (45)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
January 4th, 2013, 01:24 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (3)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
January 4th, 2013, 02:21 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (33)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 6th, 2013, 02:01 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (4)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 7th, 2013, 03:22 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (5)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
January 7th, 2013, 02:41 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)



- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (6)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 8th, 2013, 04:52 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (7)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 9th, 2013, 02:38 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (34)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (8)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 10th, 2013, 02:28 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (8)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
January 13th, 2013, 10:38 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (9)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 15th, 2013, 04:12 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
January 21st, 2013, 03:43 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (11)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 22nd, 2013, 06:40 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (35)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 25th, 2013, 04:45 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (36)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Whytewytch
January 27th, 2013, 07:45 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (37)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
March 10th, 2013, 12:19 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (38)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
March 12th, 2013, 12:37 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (46)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

AkureiDark
April 9th, 2013, 10:10 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (47)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 9th, 2013, 09:14 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (48)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

AkureiDark
April 10th, 2013, 12:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (12)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 11th, 2013, 09:39 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (13)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 12th, 2013, 10:57 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

AkureiDark
April 17th, 2013, 05:21 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (1)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 17th, 2013, 09:29 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (2)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

AkureiDark
April 18th, 2013, 10:31 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (3)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 18th, 2013, 10:35 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (4)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 20th, 2013, 11:35 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (5)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 21st, 2013, 11:18 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (6)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 23rd, 2013, 11:24 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 24th, 2013, 12:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (8)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 27th, 2013, 11:37 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (9)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
April 29th, 2013, 10:09 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (10)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 3rd, 2013, 12:08 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (11)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 11th, 2013, 01:44 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)


- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (49)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
May 12th, 2013, 05:25 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (39)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 12th, 2013, 10:00 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (40)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 15th, 2013, 01:04 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (41)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 23rd, 2013, 12:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (42)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 24th, 2013, 12:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (43)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 27th, 2013, 02:54 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (44)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
May 29th, 2013, 10:41 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (45)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (14)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
June 2nd, 2013, 01:52 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (45)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 2nd, 2013, 10:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (46)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 7th, 2013, 11:50 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (47)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 14th, 2013, 01:06 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (48)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 15th, 2013, 02:00 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)



- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (49)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 16th, 2013, 04:33 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (8)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 21st, 2013, 11:54 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (9)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 23rd, 2013, 12:44 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (10)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 25th, 2013, 01:52 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (11)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 29th, 2013, 12:10 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (12)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
June 29th, 2013, 11:41 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (13)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
July 22nd, 2013, 11:07 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (14)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
July 26th, 2013, 11:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (15)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 9th, 2013, 04:33 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (16)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 10th, 2013, 04:25 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (17)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 15th, 2013, 03:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (18)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 22nd, 2013, 12:16 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (12)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
August 23rd, 2013, 03:05 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (13)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 24th, 2013, 11:02 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (14)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
August 25th, 2013, 03:57 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (15)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 25th, 2013, 10:20 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (16)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
August 26th, 2013, 04:09 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (17)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 27th, 2013, 03:46 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (18)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
August 27th, 2013, 03:55 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
August 27th, 2013, 12:13 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 28th, 2013, 10:12 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
August 28th, 2013, 11:53 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
August 29th, 2013, 08:16 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
August 30th, 2013, 10:09 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 1st, 2013, 02:20 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (25)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 1st, 2013, 07:28 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (26)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 2nd, 2013, 03:36 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (27)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 2nd, 2013, 04:21 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (28)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 3rd, 2013, 09:37 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (29)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 3rd, 2013, 09:59 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (30)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 5th, 2013, 11:04 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (31)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 5th, 2013, 11:23 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (32)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 6th, 2013, 09:41 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (33)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 7th, 2013, 12:03 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (43)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

mandogater
September 7th, 2013, 02:46 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (44)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 8th, 2013, 03:47 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (45)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 8th, 2013, 04:08 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (46)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 9th, 2013, 09:55 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (47)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 9th, 2013, 10:11 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (48)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 12th, 2013, 10:38 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (49)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 26th, 2013, 02:18 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (15)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 27th, 2013, 01:20 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (16)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 27th, 2013, 10:45 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (17)
- "Clear." (1)

Jper
September 27th, 2013, 11:33 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (18)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
September 29th, 2013, 12:49 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (19)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
October 3rd, 2013, 02:08 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (20)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
October 8th, 2013, 11:38 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (21)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
October 14th, 2013, 11:54 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (22)
- "Clear." (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 18th, 2013, 03:26 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (23)
- "Clear." (1)

Starfist
October 18th, 2013, 09:24 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)

Gollumpus
October 18th, 2013, 11:41 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (19)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

Starfist
October 20th, 2013, 03:06 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (20)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

Starfist
October 21st, 2013, 09:30 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (21)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 24th, 2013, 06:27 PM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (22)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

Starfist
October 26th, 2013, 03:35 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (23)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)

Starfist
October 27th, 2013, 10:23 AM
1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
16th Place - "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (50)
17th Place - "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (50)
18th Place - "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (50)
19th Place - Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (50)



- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (24)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (24)
- "Clear." (1)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (1)