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    Things you wouldn't want to hear on the deadalus's intercom

    I know there is a thread for things you wouldn't want to hear on the Atlantis and SGC intercom and I couldn't find one for a ship one (ex.Deadalus, Apollo, Odssey etc) so here it is. If there is a thread already please tell me.

    Okay so you be creative.....use any ship you can think of..

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    Deadalus
    -Maj.Marks "What Does this big and important looking button do...?"

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    Originally posted by RebeccaEickmann View Post
    I know there is a thread for things you wouldn't want to hear on the Atlantis and SGC intercom and I couldn't find one for a ship one (ex.Deadalus, Apollo, Odssey etc) so here it is. If there is a thread already please tell me.

    Okay so you be creative.....use any ship you can think of..

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    Deadalus
    -Maj.Marks "What Does this big and important looking button do...?"
    well in mckays case during the 3 week trip threw the void

    "attention personel due to a shipping error the meal list is as follows
    Lemon Chicken
    Baked Fish with lemon pepper
    Lemon Merange Pie
    Lemonade

    that is all"

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      #3
      Wraith queen: What does this button do?
      Going through the Stargate for the second time.
      Work in progress:
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        #4
        "Attention all hand's
        this is your captain speaking
        Could someone report to the storage closet on level 5 and unlock it so i can get out
        that is all"
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          #5
          Attention all hand's

          Cheese Burger please and can I get same fries with that

          For Wraith, hunger burns like a fire.

          Tell me, Sheppard, if you found yourself burning alive, would you settle for just one drop of water ...

          ....... or would you take more?


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            #6
            "houston we have a problem"


            Carter: Sir I've been thinking.
            O'Neill: I'd be shocked if you stopped Carter



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              #7

              NETAN - Your ship is battered. My scans tell me your
              shield strength is low, and if you had Hyperdrive, you would have left long
              ago. Surrender now or be destroyed.

              DANIEL - Right... Okey-dokey. We surrender.

              Oh, wait....................Daniel does say that on the Daedalus

              For Wraith, hunger burns like a fire.

              Tell me, Sheppard, if you found yourself burning alive, would you settle for just one drop of water ...

              ....... or would you take more?


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                #8
                Caldwel: "Attention all personel, due to earliers toilet blockage, deck 4 is now blocked off. Could all clean up crews please report to deck 4 with mops"

                Shepard: "Nice one Rodney!!!!"

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                  #9
                  Caldwel: Everyone run the wookies are attacking !!!!!
                  Oh wait thats just thats just one hairy Wraith....well atleast you should still run she looks angry on her bad hair day.

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                    #10
                    * The Odyssey being ambushed by 10 Lucian Alliance Hataks, 17 Alkesh and 84 Gliders*

                    (Odyssey Commander(O.C)) Shields Up !!!!

                    (Random Odyssey Engineering crew) Sir!!!, someones spilt coffee down the pack of the ZPM !!!! Thats gonna leave a Stain !!!

                    C40
                    So this is how the Stargate franchise was killed, not by guns or ships or knives.

                    But by;
                    “There’s obviously a passionate audience for Atlantis and the characters of Atlantis. And yes, they’re absolutely going to continue in the movie franchise. But people need to mourn for a while and come to terms with it. I don’t anticipate that that will subside quickly. But once Universe is on air and they have kind of their next fix of the Stargate franchise, I think hopefully people will realize that it’s in safe hands at Sci Fi...

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                      #11
                      "Sir, is that a floating head of Abraham Lincoln out there?"
                      (Only Star Trekers would get that)


                      "Attention all crew members, we have made contact with the approaching alien vessel.... And by the way, if there is anyone who speaks Wookie, can you please report to the bridge immediately"

                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpentersam/
                      MY ARTWORK -- ALL SIGNATURES BY HERMIIOD

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                        #12
                        col.caldwell: your in flight entertainment for the next 18 days will be constant reruns of uwe boll movies


                        key members of parliament, key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy and you put them in a room with a psychic.

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                        thanks to stef for making this banner

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                          #13
                          (From the engine room)

                          Random Engineer: Sir the Hyperdrive has gone and has been replaced by a.... by a..... well it has been replaced by a Tribble sir
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                            #14
                            "More toilet paper in the for'ard head - ASAP!!"



                            das
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                              #15
                              dude your sig is awesome lol
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