Red Dwarf vs. Hive Ship

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Yes, I'm smegging crazy. No, this is not a thread where serious discussion can honestly prevail, it's for amusement. Knock yourselves out with this one.

[P-90_177]

Oh red dwarf would win easy. Just have Cat sneak on board the wrath ship, stun them all with his cool cat dancing and make his way to the bridge before taking over. being sure to chat to all the lovely wraith queens on the way.......

[The_Carpenter]

Oh red dwarf would win easy. Just have Cat sneak on board the wrath ship, stun them all with his cool cat dancing and make his way to the bridge before taking over. being sure to chat to all the lovely wraith queens on the way.......

nah..... just send a load of Listers curry over, who needs a retro virus

[Davidtourniquet]

Just send lister over. He could kill all the wraith when they try to feed on him. Well he barely registers as human

[Phenom]

How could the dwarf win?? They don't even know where they parked the thing!

[Madeleine]

The wraith would find Lister. One would try to feed on him and die instantly, unable to cope with the level of spice in Lister's body. (Lister has, obviously, had a chicken madras for breakfast).

[Stewart5]

The wraith would find Lister. One would try to feed on him and die instantly, unable to cope with the level of spice in Lister's body. (Lister has, obviously, had a chicken madras for breakfast).

Send Rimmer over. They tried to feed, and fail, and he bores them to death with his incessant moaning....then Lister, Kryton and Cat come over and finish them off!!

[Einherjar]

Send Rimmer over. They tried to feed, and fail, and he bores them to death with his incessant moaning....then Lister, Kryton and Cat come over and finish them off!!

You get green!!!!!

[Ed]

the red dwarf has more plot devices on board than atlantis and a computer with the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers

[Madeleine]

Great! So we swap Holly for the 6,000 PE teachers. We feed them on chicken madras too, and we can wipe out all the wraith and claim their ship on behalf of humanity!

(Humanity won't get a vast amount of benefit from the newly acquired hive. The scutters will mutiny at having an extra ship to clean, and run off with it.)

[Rise Of The Phoenix]

Great! So we swap Holly for the 6,000 PE teachers. We feed them on chicken madras too, and we can wipe out all the wraith and claim their ship on behalf of humanity!

Anything more could help the new Ancients/Asgard.

(Humanity won't get a vast amount of benefit from the newly acquired hive. The scutters will mutiny at having an extra ship to clean, and run off with it.)

Oh no the whole universe would be doomed as the scutters would know all about better hyperdrives, weaknesses of Earth ships and enslave their old masters.
Or maybe they'll just make Hard Light Rimmer do all of their work.

[jnadreth]

Garbage cannon rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green to thread starter

[Stewart5]

You get green!!!!!

Green!

Oh no the whole universe would be doomed as the scutters would know all about better hyperdrives, weaknesses of Earth ships and enslave their old masters.
Or maybe they'll just make Hard Light Rimmer do all of their work.

Hahahaha. True. Green! And maybe a medal too.

[Madeleine]

The Cat is protesting about all the green in the thread. He's wearing blue today, you see...

[Stewart5]

The Cat is protesting about all the green in the thread. He's wearing blue today, you see...

If you can pass my sincerest apologies to the cat, I would gladly love to give blue. Blue with a white cross in fact, but now I'm rambling, and for the moment it must be green........