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itsaparadox
August 19th, 2015, 08:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (18)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (9)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (18)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (10)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 20th, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (19)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (10)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2015, 01:21 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (19)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (11)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2015, 09:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (20)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (11)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (20)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (12)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2015, 10:31 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (21)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (12)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (21)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (13)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (22)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (13)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (22)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (14)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 24th, 2015, 03:04 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (23)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (14)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (23)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (15)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 25th, 2015, 02:44 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (24)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (15)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 26th, 2015, 11:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (25)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (15)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2015, 02:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (25)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (16)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 27th, 2015, 09:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (26)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (16)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (26)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (17)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 28th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (27)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (17)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 28th, 2015, 01:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (27)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (18)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2015, 08:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (28)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (18)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 29th, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (28)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (19)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2015, 08:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (29)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (19)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 30th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (29)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (20)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 31st, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (30)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (20)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (30)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (21)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 1st, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (31)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (21)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 1st, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (31)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (22)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (32)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (22)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 2nd, 2015, 01:09 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (32)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (23)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 3rd, 2015, 08:54 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (33)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (23)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (33)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (24)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (34)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (24)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 4th, 2015, 10:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (34)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (25)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 5th, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (35)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (25)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 6th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (35)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (26)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 6th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (36)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (26)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 7th, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (37)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (26)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 7th, 2015, 01:51 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (37)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (27)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2015, 04:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (38)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (27)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 9th, 2015, 10:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (39)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (27)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 9th, 2015, 11:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (39)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (28)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (40)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (28)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 10th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (40)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (29)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 11th, 2015, 05:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (41)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (29)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 11th, 2015, 01:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (41)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (30)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 12th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (42)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (30)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 12th, 2015, 01:12 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (42)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (31)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 13th, 2015, 05:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (31)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 14th, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (44)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (31)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2015, 12:21 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (44)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (32)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 15th, 2015, 11:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (45)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (32)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 15th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (45)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (33)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 16th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (46)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (33)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (46)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (34)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 17th, 2015, 01:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (47)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (34)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 17th, 2015, 02:50 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (47)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (35)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 18th, 2015, 07:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (48)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (35)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 18th, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (48)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 19th, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (49)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 19th, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (49)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 20th, 2015, 05:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 21st, 2015, 07:50 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 22nd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (38)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 22nd, 2015, 05:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (38)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (3)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 23rd, 2015, 02:28 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (39)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (3)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 23rd, 2015, 05:51 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (39)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 24th, 2015, 11:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (40)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 24th, 2015, 03:39 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (40)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (5)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (41)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (5)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 25th, 2015, 06:55 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (41)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (6)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2015, 02:21 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (42)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (6)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 26th, 2015, 06:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (42)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (7)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 27th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (7)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 28th, 2015, 12:28 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (8)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 29th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (44)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (8)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 29th, 2015, 05:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (44)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (9)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
September 30th, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (45)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (9)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 1st, 2015, 10:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (45)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (10)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (46)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (10)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 2nd, 2015, 09:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (46)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (11)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (47)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (11)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

sueKay
October 2nd, 2015, 02:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (48)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (11)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2015, 11:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (11)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 3rd, 2015, 02:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)




- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (12)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 4th, 2015, 11:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (12)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 5th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (13)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2015, 10:47 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (14)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 6th, 2015, 09:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2015, 02:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (16)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 7th, 2015, 05:48 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2015, 12:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (18)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
October 8th, 2015, 02:03 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (19)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 8th, 2015, 07:46 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (20)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (21)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 9th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (22)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 10th, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (23)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 10th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (24)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (25)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 11th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (26)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 12th, 2015, 08:38 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (27)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (28)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 13th, 2015, 01:51 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (29)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (30)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 14th, 2015, 06:19 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (31)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 15th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (32)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (33)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 16th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (34)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2015, 02:52 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (35)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 17th, 2015, 12:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (36)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 17th, 2015, 01:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (37)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 18th, 2015, 06:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (38)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 18th, 2015, 12:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (39)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 19th, 2015, 09:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (40)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 19th, 2015, 11:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 20th, 2015, 09:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (42)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (43)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 21st, 2015, 10:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (44)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (45)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 22nd, 2015, 10:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (46)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (47)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 23rd, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (48)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)




- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 26th, 2015, 03:49 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 27th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2015, 03:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (2)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 28th, 2015, 05:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (2)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2015, 03:03 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (3)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 29th, 2015, 04:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (3)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2015, 01:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (4)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 30th, 2015, 04:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (4)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (5)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 1st, 2015, 05:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (5)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (6)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 2nd, 2015, 03:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (7)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (6)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
November 3rd, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (7)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (7)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 4th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (8)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (7)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2015, 02:09 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (8)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (8)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 5th, 2015, 04:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (8)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2015, 03:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (9)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2016, 02:04 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (9)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
July 9th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (10)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2016, 02:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (11)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
July 10th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (12)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2016, 07:05 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (13)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
July 12th, 2016, 02:46 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (14)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2016, 08:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (15)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
July 15th, 2016, 11:54 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (16)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2016, 01:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (17)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
July 16th, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (18)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2016, 11:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (18)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2016, 10:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (11)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (18)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 19th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (11)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (19)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2016, 04:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (12)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (19)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 20th, 2016, 02:50 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (12)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (20)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2016, 04:52 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (13)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (20)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 22nd, 2016, 01:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (13)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (21)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2016, 07:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (13)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (22)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2016, 03:56 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (14)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (22)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 24th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (14)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (23)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 27th, 2016, 09:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (23)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 27th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (24)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2016, 04:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (25)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 30th, 2016, 12:24 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (26)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2016, 03:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (16)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (26)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
August 31st, 2016, 02:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (16)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (27)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2016, 04:56 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (17)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (27)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
September 3rd, 2016, 02:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (17)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (28)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2016, 09:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (18)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (28)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
September 4th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (18)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
September 5th, 2016, 03:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (19)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
September 6th, 2016, 02:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (19)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (30)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
September 6th, 2016, 02:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (30)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
September 8th, 2016, 02:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (31)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2016, 03:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (31)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
September 13th, 2016, 02:10 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (32)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2016, 04:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (32)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
November 20th, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (33)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
November 27th, 2016, 04:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (33)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
January 16th, 2017, 12:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (34)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

itsaparadox
January 22nd, 2017, 05:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (2)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (34)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

Britta
February 11th, 2017, 06:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (2)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (35)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)