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itsaparadox
April 3rd, 2015, 06:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (34)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (30)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (34)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (31)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (35)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (31)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2015, 10:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (35)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (32)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (36)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (32)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2015, 09:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (36)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (33)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (37)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (33)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 7th, 2015, 08:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (37)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (34)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (38)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (34)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (38)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (35)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 8th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (39)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (35)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (39)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (36)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 10th, 2015, 07:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (39)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (37)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (40)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (37)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2015, 11:27 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (40)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (38)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 11th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (41)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (38)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 12th, 2015, 11:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (41)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (39)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 13th, 2015, 08:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (41)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (40)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 13th, 2015, 01:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (42)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (40)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 14th, 2015, 08:41 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (42)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (41)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 14th, 2015, 10:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (43)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (41)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 15th, 2015, 08:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (43)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (42)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 15th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (44)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (42)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 16th, 2015, 10:11 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (44)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (43)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 16th, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (45)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (43)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2015, 04:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (45)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (44)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (46)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (44)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 19th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (46)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (45)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2015, 01:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (47)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (45)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (47)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (46)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 20th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (48)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (46)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2015, 07:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (48)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (47)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2015, 11:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (49)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (47)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 22nd, 2015, 10:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (49)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (48)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (48)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 23rd, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (49)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 23rd, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (49)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (1)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 24th, 2015, 06:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (1)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 24th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 25th, 2015, 11:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (3)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (3)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (2)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (4)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (2)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2015, 10:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (4)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (3)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (5)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (3)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2015, 09:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (5)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (6)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (6)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 30th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (7)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2015, 09:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (7)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 1st, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (8)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 2nd, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (8)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (7)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 2nd, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (9)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (7)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 3rd, 2015, 03:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (9)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (8)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2015, 08:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (9)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 4th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (10)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (9)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (10)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (10)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 5th, 2015, 11:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (11)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (10)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 6th, 2015, 09:17 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (11)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (11)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 6th, 2015, 11:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (12)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (11)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2015, 08:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (12)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (12)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 7th, 2015, 11:09 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (13)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (12)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 8th, 2015, 09:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (13)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (13)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 8th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (14)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (13)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 9th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (14)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (14)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 9th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (15)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (14)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 10th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (15)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (15)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 10th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (16)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (15)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 11th, 2015, 08:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (16)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (16)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 11th, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (17)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (16)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 12th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (17)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (17)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 12th, 2015, 05:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (18)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (17)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 13th, 2015, 07:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (18)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 13th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (19)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 13th, 2015, 06:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 14th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 14th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (19)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 15th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (19)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 15th, 2015, 03:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 15th, 2015, 05:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 16th, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (21)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 16th, 2015, 12:28 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (21)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 17th, 2015, 10:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (22)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 17th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (22)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 18th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 19th, 2015, 11:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 19th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (24)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 20th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 20th, 2015, 11:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 21st, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (26)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 22nd, 2015, 05:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (27)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (26)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 22nd, 2015, 09:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (27)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (27)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 24th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (28)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (27)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 25th, 2015, 09:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (28)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 25th, 2015, 02:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 26th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 26th, 2015, 10:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 27th, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (30)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 28th, 2015, 10:15 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 28th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (31)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 28th, 2015, 03:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (32)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 29th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (33)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 29th, 2015, 03:42 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (33)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 30th, 2015, 12:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (34)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 30th, 2015, 06:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (34)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (33)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
May 31st, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (34)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (34)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
May 31st, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (35)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (34)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
June 1st, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (35)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 1st, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (36)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 2nd, 2015, 03:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (36)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (36)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 3rd, 2015, 01:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (37)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (36)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 4th, 2015, 09:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (37)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (37)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 4th, 2015, 12:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (38)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (37)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 5th, 2015, 09:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (38)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (38)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 5th, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (39)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (38)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 6th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (39)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (39)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 6th, 2015, 01:04 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (40)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (39)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 7th, 2015, 03:43 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (40)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (40)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 8th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (41)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (40)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 8th, 2015, 01:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (41)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (41)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 9th, 2015, 12:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (41)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 10th, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (42)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 10th, 2015, 01:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (42)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (43)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 11th, 2015, 10:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (42)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (44)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 11th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (43)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (44)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 12th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (43)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (45)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 12th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (44)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (45)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 13th, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (44)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 13th, 2015, 12:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (45)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 14th, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (47)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (45)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 14th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (47)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 15th, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (48)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 15th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (48)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 16th, 2015, 02:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (49)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 17th, 2015, 08:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 17th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 18th, 2015, 09:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 18th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 19th, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (2)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 19th, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (2)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 20th, 2015, 10:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (3)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 20th, 2015, 11:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (3)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (3)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 21st, 2015, 04:45 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (4)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (3)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 22nd, 2015, 10:41 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (4)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 22nd, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 23rd, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 23rd, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (5)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 24th, 2015, 06:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (5)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 25th, 2015, 10:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (6)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 25th, 2015, 03:00 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (8)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (6)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 26th, 2015, 10:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (9)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (6)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 26th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (9)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (7)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 27th, 2015, 03:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (10)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (7)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 28th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (11)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (7)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 28th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (11)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (8)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 29th, 2015, 08:27 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (12)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (8)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 29th, 2015, 09:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (12)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (9)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 30th, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (13)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (9)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
June 30th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (13)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (10)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 1st, 2015, 09:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (14)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (10)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 1st, 2015, 10:35 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (14)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (11)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 2nd, 2015, 07:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (15)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (11)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 3rd, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (16)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (11)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 3rd, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (16)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (12)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 4th, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (12)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 5th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (13)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 5th, 2015, 11:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (13)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 6th, 2015, 12:38 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (19)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (13)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 6th, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (19)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (14)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2015, 12:44 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (14)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 8th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (15)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (21)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (15)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 9th, 2015, 11:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (21)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (16)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 9th, 2015, 01:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (22)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (16)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 10th, 2015, 11:40 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (22)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (17)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2015, 05:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (23)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (17)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 11th, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (23)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 11th, 2015, 01:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (24)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (18)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 12th, 2015, 11:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (24)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (19)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2015, 01:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (25)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (19)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 13th, 2015, 10:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (25)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (20)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 13th, 2015, 02:52 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (26)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (20)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 14th, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (26)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (21)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2015, 06:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (27)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (21)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 15th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (27)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (22)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 15th, 2015, 07:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (28)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (22)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 16th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (28)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (23)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (29)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (23)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 17th, 2015, 12:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (29)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (24)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 17th, 2015, 04:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (30)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (24)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 18th, 2015, 11:54 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (30)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 18th, 2015, 12:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (31)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 19th, 2015, 01:31 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (31)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (26)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 19th, 2015, 02:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (32)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (26)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 20th, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (32)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (27)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 20th, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (33)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (27)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (33)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 21st, 2015, 12:29 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (34)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (34)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 22nd, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (35)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (35)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (30)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 23rd, 2015, 04:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (36)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (30)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (36)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 24th, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (37)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2015, 12:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (37)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 25th, 2015, 01:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (38)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 26th, 2015, 02:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (38)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (33)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 26th, 2015, 05:46 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (39)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (33)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 27th, 2015, 06:19 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (40)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (33)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2015, 03:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (40)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (34)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 29th, 2015, 09:35 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (34)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2015, 02:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 30th, 2015, 12:07 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (42)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (42)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (36)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 31st, 2015, 05:55 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (43)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (36)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (43)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (37)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2015, 05:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (44)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (37)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (44)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (38)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (45)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (38)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (45)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (39)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 3rd, 2015, 06:51 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (46)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (39)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (46)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (40)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 4th, 2015, 03:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (47)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (40)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 5th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (47)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (41)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 5th, 2015, 06:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (48)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (41)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2015, 11:38 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (48)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 6th, 2015, 06:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Lucycat
August 7th, 2015, 11:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 7th, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)



- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (43)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 7th, 2015, 01:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (43)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (44)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 8th, 2015, 04:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (45)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2015, 10:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (8)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 9th, 2015, 07:23 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (9)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (9)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 10th, 2015, 06:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (10)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (10)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 11th, 2015, 06:55 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (11)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (11)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 12th, 2015, 04:09 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (12)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (12)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 14th, 2015, 07:35 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (13)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (13)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 15th, 2015, 12:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (14)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (14)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 16th, 2015, 06:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (15)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2015, 10:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (16)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 17th, 2015, 11:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (16)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (8)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2015, 12:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (17)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (8)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (17)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (9)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)