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Britta
June 15th, 2014, 03:37 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (39)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Starfist
June 15th, 2014, 10:26 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (40)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 16th, 2014, 02:08 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (41)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Starfist
June 17th, 2014, 03:58 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (42)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 17th, 2014, 04:56 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (43)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

mrscopterdoc
June 18th, 2014, 06:27 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (44)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 18th, 2014, 07:46 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (45)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Starfist
June 18th, 2014, 10:01 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (46)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 19th, 2014, 12:08 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (47)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Starfist
June 19th, 2014, 10:44 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (48)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 20th, 2014, 08:50 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (49)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Starfist
June 20th, 2014, 11:59 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (42)

Britta
June 21st, 2014, 11:23 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (43)

Starfist
June 21st, 2014, 10:11 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (44)

Britta
June 22nd, 2014, 09:08 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (45)

Starfist
June 23rd, 2014, 04:04 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (46)

Britta
June 23rd, 2014, 10:10 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (47)

Starfist
June 24th, 2014, 10:21 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (48)

Britta
June 24th, 2014, 12:06 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (49)

Starfist
June 27th, 2014, 12:01 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (3)

Britta
June 27th, 2014, 02:14 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (4)

Starfist
June 27th, 2014, 10:21 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (5)

Britta
June 28th, 2014, 08:07 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (6)

Starfist
June 29th, 2014, 03:41 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (7)

Britta
June 29th, 2014, 10:30 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (8)

Starfist
June 30th, 2014, 10:14 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (9)

Britta
July 1st, 2014, 09:15 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (10)

Starfist
July 2nd, 2014, 10:46 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (11)

Britta
July 2nd, 2014, 11:48 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (12)

Starfist
July 3rd, 2014, 10:38 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (13)

Britta
July 4th, 2014, 09:35 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (14)

Starfist
July 5th, 2014, 03:02 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (15)

Britta
July 5th, 2014, 04:40 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (16)

mrscopterdoc
July 5th, 2014, 06:30 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (17)

Britta
July 6th, 2014, 06:50 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (18)

Starfist
July 6th, 2014, 10:01 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (19)

mandogater
July 6th, 2014, 04:01 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (20)

Britta
July 7th, 2014, 07:19 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (21)

Starfist
July 20th, 2014, 11:42 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (22)

Britta
July 21st, 2014, 01:59 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (23)

Starfist
July 21st, 2014, 11:05 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (24)

Britta
July 22nd, 2014, 08:31 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (25)

mrscopterdoc
July 22nd, 2014, 01:42 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (26)

Starfist
July 23rd, 2014, 04:05 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (27)

Britta
July 23rd, 2014, 09:04 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (28)

Starfist
July 24th, 2014, 11:14 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (29)

Britta
July 24th, 2014, 02:33 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (30)

Starfist
July 26th, 2014, 10:42 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (31)

Britta
July 27th, 2014, 09:59 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (32)

Starfist
July 27th, 2014, 10:13 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (33)

Britta
July 28th, 2014, 08:50 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (34)

Starfist
July 29th, 2014, 03:41 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (35)

Britta
July 29th, 2014, 08:49 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (36)

Starfist
July 30th, 2014, 11:29 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (37)

Britta
July 30th, 2014, 12:03 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (38)

Starfist
August 1st, 2014, 10:47 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (39)

Britta
August 2nd, 2014, 08:38 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (40)

Starfist
August 2nd, 2014, 10:29 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (41)

Britta
August 3rd, 2014, 07:00 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (42)

Starfist
August 4th, 2014, 02:28 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (43)

Britta
August 4th, 2014, 11:00 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (44)

mrscopterdoc
August 5th, 2014, 03:51 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (45)

Britta
August 6th, 2014, 08:21 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (46)

Starfist
August 7th, 2014, 10:49 PM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (47)

Britta
August 8th, 2014, 08:14 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (48)

Starfist
August 9th, 2014, 01:58 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)


- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (49)

Britta
August 9th, 2014, 07:52 AM
01st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
02nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
03rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
04th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
05th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
06th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
07th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
08th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
09th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
18th Place - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (50)
19th Place - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (50)
20th Place - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (50)
21st Place - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (50)
22nd Place - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (50)
23rd Place - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (50)
24th Place - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (50)
25th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
26th Place - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (50)
27th Place - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (50)
28th Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
29th Place - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (50)
30th Place - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (50)
31st Place - "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (50)

mrscopterdoc
August 19th, 2014, 04:48 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 19th, 2014, 10:34 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl 'cause.... I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2014, 08:51 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (1)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 20th, 2014, 04:38 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 20th, 2014, 11:01 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (3)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2014, 07:48 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (4)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 21st, 2014, 04:15 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (5)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 22nd, 2014, 02:51 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (6)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2014, 03:07 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (7)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 22nd, 2014, 05:06 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (8)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 23rd, 2014, 03:06 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (9)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 23rd, 2014, 09:31 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (10)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 23rd, 2014, 05:22 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (11)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2014, 08:32 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (12)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 24th, 2014, 10:22 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (13)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2014, 09:33 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (14)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 25th, 2014, 10:57 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (15)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2014, 01:27 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (16)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 26th, 2014, 10:27 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (17)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2014, 09:03 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (18)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 28th, 2014, 03:05 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (19)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 28th, 2014, 08:34 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (20)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 29th, 2014, 10:22 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (21)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 29th, 2014, 11:07 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (22)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 30th, 2014, 06:25 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (23)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2014, 06:16 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (24)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
August 31st, 2014, 11:13 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (25)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 1st, 2014, 10:48 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (26)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 1st, 2014, 10:42 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (27)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 2nd, 2014, 10:03 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (28)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 3rd, 2014, 03:19 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (29)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2014, 04:55 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (30)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 6th, 2014, 10:54 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (31)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 7th, 2014, 10:44 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (32)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 7th, 2014, 10:24 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (33)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 8th, 2014, 04:19 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (34)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 9th, 2014, 03:08 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (35)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 9th, 2014, 08:03 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (36)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 12th, 2014, 10:57 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (37)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
September 13th, 2014, 06:16 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (38)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 13th, 2014, 10:35 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (39)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2014, 07:53 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (40)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 14th, 2014, 10:37 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (41)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
September 15th, 2014, 05:27 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (42)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 15th, 2014, 11:14 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (43)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2014, 07:55 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (44)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 19th, 2014, 11:22 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (45)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 20th, 2014, 05:16 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (46)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 21st, 2014, 03:14 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (47)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 21st, 2014, 05:24 AM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (48)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 24th, 2014, 11:45 PM
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (49)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2014, 02:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)

- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
September 25th, 2014, 07:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2014, 09:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (0)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (1)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
September 30th, 2014, 11:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (1)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2014, 02:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (2)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 1st, 2014, 11:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (3)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2014, 12:42 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (4)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 2nd, 2014, 11:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (5)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2014, 06:09 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (6)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 12:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (7)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2014, 03:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (8)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
October 5th, 2014, 03:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (2)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (8)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 10:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (8)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 08:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (8)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2014, 08:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (9)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 10:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (1)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (9)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 01:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (9)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
October 7th, 2014, 03:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (10)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 11:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (11)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2014, 08:11 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (12)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 8th, 2014, 11:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (13)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2014, 03:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (14)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 10th, 2014, 11:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (15)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2014, 01:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (16)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 11th, 2014, 10:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (17)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2014, 08:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Starfist
October 12th, 2014, 10:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (19)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 13th, 2014, 04:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (20)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2014, 02:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (3)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (21)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
October 15th, 2014, 06:21 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (4)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (21)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2014, 08:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (4)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (22)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
October 26th, 2014, 04:16 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (5)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (22)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2014, 05:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (5)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (23)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 10th, 2014, 12:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (24)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (5)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2014, 08:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (5)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 11th, 2014, 01:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (25)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 11th, 2014, 08:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 13th, 2014, 12:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (27)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 14th, 2014, 10:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 15th, 2014, 10:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 17th, 2014, 08:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (1)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2014, 08:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (1)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 20th, 2014, 12:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
December 21st, 2014, 07:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (2)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 1st, 2015, 05:23 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 2nd, 2015, 07:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (0)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 4th, 2015, 03:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2015, 04:55 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (34)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 6th, 2015, 08:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (6)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
January 9th, 2015, 05:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (35)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 10th, 2015, 08:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (36)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (37)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 12th, 2015, 12:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (38)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 13th, 2015, 04:35 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (39)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 14th, 2015, 08:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (40)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 14th, 2015, 05:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (41)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2015, 07:11 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (42)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 15th, 2015, 04:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (43)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2015, 09:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (44)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 30th, 2015, 04:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (45)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2015, 08:41 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (46)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
February 3rd, 2015, 06:22 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (47)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (0)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
February 22nd, 2015, 03:56 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (48)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (1)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2015, 09:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (1)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
February 25th, 2015, 04:47 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)



- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (49)
- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (2)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
February 25th, 2015, 10:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (2)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
February 26th, 2015, 04:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (3)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (3)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (4)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (3)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
February 27th, 2015, 04:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (4)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (4)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (5)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (4)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mandogater
March 4th, 2015, 04:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (5)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2015, 08:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (5)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (6)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (6)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (3)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 6th, 2015, 09:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (6)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 6th, 2015, 11:17 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (7)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2015, 07:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (7)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 7th, 2015, 12:07 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (8)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2015, 09:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (8)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 8th, 2015, 09:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (9)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 9th, 2015, 08:41 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (9)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (7)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 9th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (10)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (7)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (10)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 11th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (11)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2015, 08:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (11)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (9)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 12th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (12)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (9)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2015, 09:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (12)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 13th, 2015, 11:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (13)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 14th, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (13)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 14th, 2015, 12:56 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (14)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2015, 09:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (14)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (12)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (15)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (12)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2015, 08:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (15)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (13)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (16)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (13)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 17th, 2015, 08:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (16)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (14)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (17)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (14)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2015, 08:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (17)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (15)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 18th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (18)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (15)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2015, 08:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (18)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (16)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 19th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (19)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (16)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (19)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (17)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2015, 11:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (20)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (17)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 21st, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (20)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (18)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 21st, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (21)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (18)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (21)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (19)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (22)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (19)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2015, 07:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (22)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (20)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta-Bot programmed badly, wires with fraying ends. Functioning mad and sadly, no faith in herself, or friends...

Britta
March 23rd, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (23)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (20)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2015, 04:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (24)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (20)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2015, 08:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (24)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (21)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 24th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (25)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (21)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2015, 08:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (25)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (22)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (26)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (22)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2015, 08:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (26)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (23)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2015, 11:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (27)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (23)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2015, 07:35 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (27)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (24)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 27th, 2015, 10:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (28)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (24)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2015, 08:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (28)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (25)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 28th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (29)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (25)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2015, 09:38 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (29)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (26)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2015, 10:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (30)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (26)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 30th, 2015, 06:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (30)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (27)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 30th, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (31)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (27)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2015, 08:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (31)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (28)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2015, 10:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (32)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (28)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 1st, 2015, 08:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (32)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (33)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (0)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2015, 09:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (33)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)

Britta
April 2nd, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
2nd Place - - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)



- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (7)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (2)
- "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (34)
- "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (1)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
- "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
- "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (29)
- "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
- "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
- "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (0)
- "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (5)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (0)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (0)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
- "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (0)
- "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
- ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
- "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (0)
- "Right. Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die" (0)