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dragongirl
March 24th, 2010, 07:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (44)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
March 24th, 2010, 04:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (45)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 24th, 2010, 07:36 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (46)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 24th, 2010, 09:50 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (46)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 25th, 2010, 07:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (47)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (28)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Draygon
March 25th, 2010, 09:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (47)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 26th, 2010, 07:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (47)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 26th, 2010, 07:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (48)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 27th, 2010, 06:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)


- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (49)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 27th, 2010, 07:47 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
March 27th, 2010, 10:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

_42
March 27th, 2010, 06:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (29)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Draygon
March 28th, 2010, 03:15 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 28th, 2010, 05:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 28th, 2010, 08:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (37)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (26)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (19)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
March 28th, 2010, 11:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (38)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (26)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (19)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 28th, 2010, 01:48 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (38)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (26)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)+
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 29th, 2010, 03:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (38)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (27)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 29th, 2010, 07:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)


- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (39)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (27)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 30th, 2010, 04:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (39)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (28)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 30th, 2010, 08:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (40)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (30)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (28)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Drazeney
March 31st, 2010, 12:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (40)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (28)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
March 31st, 2010, 07:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (40)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (29)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
March 31st, 2010, 09:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (41)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (29)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
March 31st, 2010, 09:40 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (42)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (29)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
April 1st, 2010, 08:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (29)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 1st, 2010, 09:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (30)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 1st, 2010, 06:12 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (31)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 2nd, 2010, 06:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
April 2nd, 2010, 07:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (44)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
April 2nd, 2010, 07:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 3rd, 2010, 01:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 4th, 2010, 05:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (34)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
April 4th, 2010, 07:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (46)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (34)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
April 4th, 2010, 11:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (47)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (34)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 5th, 2010, 01:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (47)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (35)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
April 5th, 2010, 09:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (48)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (35)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 6th, 2010, 03:13 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (48)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (36)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 7th, 2010, 01:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (48)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (37)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

dragongirl
April 7th, 2010, 08:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (37)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 8th, 2010, 01:09 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (38)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 9th, 2010, 02:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (39)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 10th, 2010, 01:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (40)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 11th, 2010, 01:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)



- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (41)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
April 11th, 2010, 09:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (31)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (41)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Draygon
April 11th, 2010, 02:00 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (41)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 12th, 2010, 02:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (42)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

LoneStar1836
April 12th, 2010, 08:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (42)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
April 13th, 2010, 02:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

-Plot::Twist-
April 15th, 2010, 01:47 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (43)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
-[i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie...

Jper
April 16th, 2010, 02:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (44)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (3)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

LoneStar1836
April 17th, 2010, 08:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (44)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Andron
April 17th, 2010, 08:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (44)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
April 17th, 2010, 08:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (32)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

etana
April 17th, 2010, 09:42 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

LoneStar1836
April 18th, 2010, 10:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
April 18th, 2010, 12:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

LoneStar1836
April 19th, 2010, 06:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
April 19th, 2010, 01:52 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (8)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 22nd, 2010, 04:37 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (45)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
April 22nd, 2010, 04:44 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (46)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

LoneStar1836
April 24th, 2010, 08:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (46)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (33)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Gamma626
April 24th, 2010, 11:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (46)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (34)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
April 24th, 2010, 12:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (47)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (34)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Draygon
May 6th, 2010, 07:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (47)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (35)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
May 6th, 2010, 10:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (48)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (35)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

mrscopterdoc
May 19th, 2010, 04:07 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (35)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Leucothea29
June 11th, 2010, 09:35 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)


- "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (49)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (36)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

Jper
June 13th, 2010, 12:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (36)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 13th, 2010, 08:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (36)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)+

Jper
June 14th, 2010, 03:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (36)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Leucothea29
June 14th, 2010, 08:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (37)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
June 15th, 2010, 12:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (38)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
June 16th, 2010, 02:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (39)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Leucothea29
June 17th, 2010, 04:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (40)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
June 19th, 2010, 07:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (41)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
June 20th, 2010, 12:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (42)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
June 24th, 2010, 02:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (43)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Draygon
June 26th, 2010, 03:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (44)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 11th, 2010, 10:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (45)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Leucothea29
July 18th, 2010, 08:44 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (46)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 19th, 2010, 12:58 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (47)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Drazeney
July 20th, 2010, 05:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (48)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Draygon
July 20th, 2010, 05:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)


- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (49)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 24th, 2010, 11:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (3)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 25th, 2010, 05:21 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (15)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

-Plot::Twist-
July 27th, 2010, 01:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (16)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (2)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 27th, 2010, 02:03 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (16)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (3)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

-Plot::Twist-
July 29th, 2010, 05:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (3)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
July 30th, 2010, 06:42 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Eye Of Ra
August 3rd, 2010, 04:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)
- Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)

Jper
August 3rd, 2010, 05:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 4th, 2010, 03:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (12)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 4th, 2010, 07:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (12)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 5th, 2010, 01:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 5th, 2010, 02:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (13)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 6th, 2010, 01:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 6th, 2010, 02:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

mrscopterdoc
August 6th, 2010, 05:15 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (14)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 7th, 2010, 01:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 7th, 2010, 02:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (15)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 8th, 2010, 01:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (16)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 8th, 2010, 04:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (27)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (16)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

mrscopterdoc
August 8th, 2010, 12:10 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (28)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (16)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 9th, 2010, 01:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (28)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 9th, 2010, 04:10 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 10th, 2010, 01:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 10th, 2010, 03:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 11th, 2010, 12:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (30)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (19)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 12th, 2010, 12:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (30)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 12th, 2010, 02:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (31)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 13th, 2010, 12:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (31)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (19)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 13th, 2010, 01:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (32)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (19)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 14th, 2010, 01:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (32)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 14th, 2010, 03:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (33)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (20)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 15th, 2010, 04:17 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (33)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 15th, 2010, 06:09 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (34)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (21)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 16th, 2010, 02:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (34)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 16th, 2010, 06:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (35)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 17th, 2010, 01:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (35)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 17th, 2010, 04:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (36)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 18th, 2010, 02:14 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (37)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 18th, 2010, 07:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (38)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

Jper
August 19th, 2010, 12:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (38)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (4)

hallmjo
August 19th, 2010, 07:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (38)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 19th, 2010, 09:05 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (39)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (24)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 20th, 2010, 01:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (39)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 20th, 2010, 06:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (40)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 21st, 2010, 05:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (40)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 21st, 2010, 09:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (26)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 22nd, 2010, 01:28 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (27)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 23rd, 2010, 04:30 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (28)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 24th, 2010, 09:17 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 24th, 2010, 03:17 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (42)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (29)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 25th, 2010, 01:33 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (42)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)[/QUOTE]

Eye Of Ra
August 25th, 2010, 07:57 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (43)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 26th, 2010, 03:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (44)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 26th, 2010, 04:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (45)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

hallmjo
August 26th, 2010, 07:02 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (45)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (20)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 27th, 2010, 05:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (45)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (21)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 27th, 2010, 05:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (46)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (21)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Jper
August 28th, 2010, 01:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (46)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (22)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 28th, 2010, 04:18 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (47)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (22)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (4)

RubixCube
August 28th, 2010, 07:26 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (47)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (22)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
August 29th, 2010, 01:52 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (47)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)

Eye Of Ra
August 29th, 2010, 05:49 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (48)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)

Andron
August 30th, 2010, 12:43 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (48)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Eye Of Ra
August 30th, 2010, 05:02 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (23)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Jper
September 1st, 2010, 09:46 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (24)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 1st, 2010, 02:32 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (25)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Jper
September 2nd, 2010, 01:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)





- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (26)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Andron
September 2nd, 2010, 02:37 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (26)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Jper
September 3rd, 2010, 12:45 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (27)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (5)

Andron
September 3rd, 2010, 06:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (27)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 4th, 2010, 12:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (28)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 4th, 2010, 06:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (29)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 5th, 2010, 01:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 5th, 2010, 02:24 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (31)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 6th, 2010, 01:05 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (32)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 6th, 2010, 08:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (33)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

mrscopterdoc
September 6th, 2010, 09:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (34)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 7th, 2010, 01:27 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (35)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 8th, 2010, 02:31 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (36)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 8th, 2010, 11:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (37)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 8th, 2010, 03:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (38)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
September 9th, 2010, 12:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (39)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

mrscopterdoc
September 9th, 2010, 07:30 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (40)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

RubixCube
September 10th, 2010, 04:31 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (40)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 10th, 2010, 05:19 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (41)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 10th, 2010, 01:00 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)



- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (42)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 11th, 2010, 03:27 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (43)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 11th, 2010, 03:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (44)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 12th, 2010, 04:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (45)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 12th, 2010, 02:01 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (46)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 13th, 2010, 01:13 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (47)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 14th, 2010, 12:58 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (48)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 14th, 2010, 01:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)


- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (49)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Jper
September 15th, 2010, 01:09 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (30)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Draygon
September 15th, 2010, 04:12 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (31)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 16th, 2010, 02:08 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (31)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 16th, 2010, 10:01 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (31)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (3)

Jper
September 16th, 2010, 12:39 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (32)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (3)

Draygon
September 17th, 2010, 12:05 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (3)

Eye Of Ra
September 17th, 2010, 03:23 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (4)

mrscopterdoc
September 17th, 2010, 01:14 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)

Jper
September 18th, 2010, 01:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (4)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 18th, 2010, 02:34 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (2)

Draygon
September 18th, 2010, 05:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (3)

Jper
September 18th, 2010, 10:11 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (4)

mrscopterdoc
September 18th, 2010, 01:20 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (33)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (5)

Jper
September 19th, 2010, 03:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (34)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (5)

Eye Of Ra
September 19th, 2010, 08:56 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (34)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (5)

mrscopterdoc
September 19th, 2010, 12:11 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (34)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (6)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)+

Eye Of Ra
September 20th, 2010, 03:55 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)




- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (34)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Jper
September 20th, 2010, 04:39 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)


- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (35)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

mrscopterdoc
September 20th, 2010, 12:33 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)


- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (35)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (7)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Jper
September 21st, 2010, 04:51 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (36)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (7)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

mrscopterdoc
September 21st, 2010, 03:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (36)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)+
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Jper
September 22nd, 2010, 01:36 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (37)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Jper
September 23rd, 2010, 04:20 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Eye Of Ra
September 23rd, 2010, 05:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (8)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

mrscopterdoc
September 23rd, 2010, 12:54 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

mrscopterdoc
September 24th, 2010, 01:43 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (6)

Jper
September 25th, 2010, 01:43 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (7)

mrscopterdoc
September 26th, 2010, 08:32 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (8)

Jper
September 26th, 2010, 10:05 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (9)

mrscopterdoc
September 27th, 2010, 07:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (10)

Jper
September 28th, 2010, 02:12 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (11)

mrscopterdoc
September 28th, 2010, 07:34 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (12)

Jper
September 29th, 2010, 12:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (13)

mrscopterdoc
September 29th, 2010, 07:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (8)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
September 30th, 2010, 02:00 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (9)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 1st, 2010, 02:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Eye Of Ra
October 1st, 2010, 03:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (17)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 2nd, 2010, 01:29 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (18)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 3rd, 2010, 04:27 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (10)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

mrscopterdoc
October 12th, 2010, 06:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (38)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 13th, 2010, 08:04 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (39)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

mrscopterdoc
October 14th, 2010, 06:59 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (40)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 14th, 2010, 09:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (41)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

mrscopterdoc
October 18th, 2010, 03:10 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (42)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 18th, 2010, 03:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (43)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

mrscopterdoc
October 20th, 2010, 06:53 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (44)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Jper
October 21st, 2010, 02:48 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)

Andron
October 24th, 2010, 12:57 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (20)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
October 25th, 2010, 10:07 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (14)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

mrscopterdoc
October 25th, 2010, 05:25 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (15)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (5)

Jper
October 26th, 2010, 03:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (15)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (11)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Andron
October 27th, 2010, 11:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (15)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (12)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
October 27th, 2010, 01:06 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (15)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
October 27th, 2010, 05:26 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (21)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (16)+
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
October 28th, 2010, 05:44 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (16)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 1st, 2010, 08:18 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (17)+
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 2nd, 2010, 02:16 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (18)+
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 5th, 2010, 07:21 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (45)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (19)+
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 6th, 2010, 01:41 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (19)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 13th, 2010, 06:59 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (20)+
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 14th, 2010, 04:50 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (21)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 20th, 2010, 08:05 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (22)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 21st, 2010, 11:43 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (23)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 21st, 2010, 07:08 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (24)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 22nd, 2010, 01:53 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (25)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 23rd, 2010, 08:28 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (26)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 24th, 2010, 03:22 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (27)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 24th, 2010, 07:39 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (28)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (6)

Jper
November 25th, 2010, 05:25 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (28)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (7)

mrscopterdoc
November 25th, 2010, 08:38 PM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (28)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (8)

Jper
November 26th, 2010, 07:06 AM
1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)
11th Place - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (50)
12th Place - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (50)
13th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
14th Place - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (50)
15th Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
16th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
17th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)



- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (46)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (22)
- "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (28)
- Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (13)
- [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (11)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (6)
- Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (9)

Galileo_Galilee
November 26th, 2010, 01:53 PM
Anybody who wears that hat shows they ain't afraid of anything.

Jper
November 27th, 2010, 02:11 PM
Anybody who wears that hat shows they ain't afraid of anything.

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