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mrscopterdoc
October 29th, 2013, 04:52 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (4)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
November 1st, 2013, 04:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (5)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 4th, 2013, 05:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (6)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
November 7th, 2013, 03:10 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (7)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 26th, 2013, 04:53 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (8)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
November 28th, 2013, 10:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (9)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 3rd, 2013, 04:38 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (10)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
December 6th, 2013, 10:01 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (11)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 9th, 2013, 04:24 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (12)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
December 13th, 2013, 03:30 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)


- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (13)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 13th, 2013, 05:47 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (14)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
December 14th, 2013, 09:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (30)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mandogater
December 18th, 2013, 03:33 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (31)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
December 19th, 2013, 04:06 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (32)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Starfist
December 30th, 2013, 02:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (33)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

mrscopterdoc
January 2nd, 2014, 06:03 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (1)

Draygon
January 3rd, 2014, 05:58 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (2)

Starfist
January 3rd, 2014, 10:49 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (3)

Starfist
January 18th, 2014, 09:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (4)

Starfist
January 30th, 2014, 10:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (5)

mrscopterdoc
February 6th, 2014, 11:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (6)

Starfist
February 6th, 2014, 12:27 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (7)

mrscopterdoc
February 15th, 2014, 03:18 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (8)

Starfist
February 15th, 2014, 09:54 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (34)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

mandogater
February 17th, 2014, 05:03 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (35)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

Starfist
February 17th, 2014, 05:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (36)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

Starfist
February 22nd, 2014, 03:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (37)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

Starfist
March 1st, 2014, 10:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (38)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

mrscopterdoc
March 7th, 2014, 04:49 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

Alphabet Cookie
March 8th, 2014, 08:46 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (16)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (9)

Starfist
March 9th, 2014, 11:39 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (16)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Alphabet Cookie
March 10th, 2014, 05:30 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (17)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Starfist
March 10th, 2014, 10:33 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (18)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Alphabet Cookie
March 11th, 2014, 01:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (19)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Starfist
March 11th, 2014, 10:40 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (20)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Alphabet Cookie
March 12th, 2014, 08:30 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (21)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Starfist
March 12th, 2014, 11:30 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (22)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Alphabet Cookie
March 13th, 2014, 11:23 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (23)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (10)

Alphabet Cookie
March 15th, 2014, 01:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (23)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (11)

Starfist
March 17th, 2014, 02:00 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (23)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Alphabet Cookie
March 20th, 2014, 01:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (24)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
March 23rd, 2014, 05:52 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (25)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Alphabet Cookie
March 24th, 2014, 03:16 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (26)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
March 24th, 2014, 08:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (27)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Alphabet Cookie
March 27th, 2014, 01:27 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (28)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
March 27th, 2014, 07:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (29)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Alphabet Cookie
April 5th, 2014, 11:09 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (30)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 10th, 2014, 12:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (31)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 13th, 2014, 01:25 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (32)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 23rd, 2014, 01:40 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (33)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

mrscopterdoc
April 25th, 2014, 11:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (34)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 25th, 2014, 12:40 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (35)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
April 28th, 2014, 12:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (36)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 28th, 2014, 09:33 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (37)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
April 29th, 2014, 01:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (38)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
April 30th, 2014, 06:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (39)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
April 30th, 2014, 08:17 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (40)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Alphabet Cookie
May 1st, 2014, 01:11 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (41)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
May 1st, 2014, 04:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (42)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
May 1st, 2014, 10:31 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (43)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

mrscopterdoc
May 4th, 2014, 03:18 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (44)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
May 4th, 2014, 09:48 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (45)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
May 5th, 2014, 03:58 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (46)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
May 6th, 2014, 03:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (47)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Britta
May 6th, 2014, 04:14 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (48)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (12)

Starfist
May 7th, 2014, 10:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (48)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (13)

Britta
May 7th, 2014, 11:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (49)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (13)

mrscopterdoc
May 9th, 2014, 02:50 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (49)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (14)

Britta
May 9th, 2014, 02:58 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (14)

Starfist
May 9th, 2014, 10:11 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (39)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Britta
May 10th, 2014, 08:13 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (40)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Starfist
May 10th, 2014, 10:15 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (41)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Britta
May 11th, 2014, 06:17 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (42)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Starfist
May 12th, 2014, 03:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (43)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Britta
May 12th, 2014, 06:10 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (44)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Starfist
May 13th, 2014, 10:55 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (45)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Britta
May 13th, 2014, 11:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (46)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Starfist
May 15th, 2014, 10:50 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (47)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Britta
May 16th, 2014, 02:24 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (48)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (15)

Starfist
May 17th, 2014, 07:16 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (48)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (16)

Britta
May 17th, 2014, 08:23 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (49)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (16)

Starfist
May 18th, 2014, 03:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (49)
- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (17)

Britta
May 18th, 2014, 07:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (17)

Starfist
May 22nd, 2014, 03:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (18)

Britta
May 22nd, 2014, 03:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (19)

Starfist
May 23rd, 2014, 12:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (20)

Britta
May 23rd, 2014, 02:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (21)

Starfist
May 23rd, 2014, 10:28 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (22)

Britta
May 24th, 2014, 04:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (23)

Starfist
May 24th, 2014, 10:17 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (24)

Britta
May 25th, 2014, 01:53 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (25)

Starfist
May 25th, 2014, 10:23 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (26)

Britta
May 26th, 2014, 03:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (27)

mrscopterdoc
May 26th, 2014, 04:41 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (28)

Starfist
May 26th, 2014, 09:24 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (29)

Britta
May 27th, 2014, 05:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (30)

Starfist
May 27th, 2014, 10:48 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (31)

Britta
May 28th, 2014, 03:09 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (32)

Starfist
May 28th, 2014, 11:46 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (33)

Britta
May 29th, 2014, 03:36 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (34)

Starfist
May 30th, 2014, 05:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (35)

Britta
May 30th, 2014, 08:24 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (36)

Starfist
May 31st, 2014, 10:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (37)

Britta
May 31st, 2014, 12:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (38)

Starfist
June 2nd, 2014, 11:32 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (38)

Britta
June 3rd, 2014, 07:54 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (39)

Starfist
June 3rd, 2014, 10:59 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (40)

Britta
June 4th, 2014, 12:52 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (41)

Starfist
June 5th, 2014, 03:59 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (42)

Britta
June 5th, 2014, 04:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (43)

Starfist
June 6th, 2014, 11:00 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (44)

Britta
June 6th, 2014, 12:18 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (45)

Starfist
June 8th, 2014, 11:19 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (46)

Britta
June 9th, 2014, 04:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (47)

Starfist
June 9th, 2014, 11:37 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (48)

Britta
June 10th, 2014, 03:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)


- Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (49)

Starfist
June 11th, 2014, 04:16 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
29th - Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (50)
30th - Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (50)
31st - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
32nd - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
33rd - Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (50)
34th - Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (50)
35th - Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (50)
36th - Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (50)
37th - Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (50)
38th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
39th - Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (50)
40th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
41st - Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (50)
42nd - Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (50)

mrscopterdoc
June 18th, 2014, 06:32 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (0)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 18th, 2014, 07:44 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (0)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (1)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 18th, 2014, 10:04 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (1)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (1)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 19th, 2014, 12:06 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (1)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (2)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 19th, 2014, 10:47 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (2)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 20th, 2014, 08:50 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (3)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 21st, 2014, 12:03 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (4)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 21st, 2014, 11:23 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (5)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 21st, 2014, 10:16 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (5)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 22nd, 2014, 09:07 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 23rd, 2014, 04:07 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (7)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 23rd, 2014, 10:09 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (8)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 24th, 2014, 10:24 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (9)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 24th, 2014, 12:05 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (3)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (10)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 27th, 2014, 12:10 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (4)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (10)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 27th, 2014, 02:12 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (4)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (11)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 27th, 2014, 10:26 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (5)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (11)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 28th, 2014, 08:05 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (5)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (12)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 29th, 2014, 03:44 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (12)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 29th, 2014, 10:30 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (13)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
June 30th, 2014, 10:17 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (14)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 1st, 2014, 09:13 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (15)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 2nd, 2014, 10:51 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (16)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 2nd, 2014, 11:46 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (6)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (17)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 3rd, 2014, 10:47 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (7)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (17)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 4th, 2014, 09:33 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (7)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (18)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 5th, 2014, 03:05 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (8)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (18)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 5th, 2014, 04:28 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (8)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (19)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
July 5th, 2014, 06:33 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (9)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (19)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 6th, 2014, 06:49 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (9)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (20)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 6th, 2014, 10:08 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (10)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (20)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mandogater
July 6th, 2014, 04:05 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (20)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 7th, 2014, 07:17 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (21)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 20th, 2014, 11:29 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (12)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (21)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2014, 02:00 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (12)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (22)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 21st, 2014, 10:58 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (22)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2014, 08:32 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (1)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (23)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
July 22nd, 2014, 01:40 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (23)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 23rd, 2014, 04:08 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (23)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2014, 09:03 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (24)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 24th, 2014, 10:30 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (24)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 24th, 2014, 10:32 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (24)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2014, 02:34 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (25)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 25th, 2014, 11:46 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (25)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2014, 01:45 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (26)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 26th, 2014, 10:40 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (16)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (26)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 27th, 2014, 09:59 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (16)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (27)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 27th, 2014, 10:11 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (27)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2014, 08:51 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (28)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 29th, 2014, 03:41 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (18)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (28)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2014, 08:50 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (18)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (2)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (29)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 29th, 2014, 08:59 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (18)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (29)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 30th, 2014, 10:53 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (29)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2014, 12:07 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (30)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 31st, 2014, 11:59 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (30)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2014, 09:50 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (31)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 1st, 2014, 10:26 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (31)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2014, 08:40 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (32)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 2nd, 2014, 10:40 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (32)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 2nd, 2014, 09:49 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (21)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (32)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2014, 07:02 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (21)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (33)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 4th, 2014, 02:21 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (33)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 4th, 2014, 08:43 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (33)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2014, 10:54 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (2)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (34)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 5th, 2014, 03:56 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (34)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2014, 08:18 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (35)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 7th, 2014, 10:55 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (35)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2014, 08:12 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (36)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 9th, 2014, 02:04 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (36)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2014, 07:50 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (37)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 10th, 2014, 02:49 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (25)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (37)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2014, 11:54 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (25)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (38)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 10th, 2014, 11:12 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (26)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (38)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2014, 11:48 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (26)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (39)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 11th, 2014, 10:09 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (39)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 12th, 2014, 08:15 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (39)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2014, 08:25 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (40)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 12th, 2014, 10:14 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (28)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (40)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2014, 03:23 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (28)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (41)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 13th, 2014, 10:40 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (29)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (41)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2014, 12:45 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (29)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (42)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 14th, 2014, 11:11 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (30)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (42)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 14th, 2014, 09:45 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (31)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (42)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 15th, 2014, 01:53 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (31)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (43)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 15th, 2014, 10:32 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (43)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2014, 08:30 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (44)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 17th, 2014, 10:41 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (44)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2014, 07:44 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (45)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 18th, 2014, 09:59 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (45)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2014, 11:23 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (46)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 19th, 2014, 04:42 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (47)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 19th, 2014, 10:47 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (47)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2014, 08:49 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (3)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (48)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 20th, 2014, 04:41 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (33)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (48)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 20th, 2014, 10:55 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (48)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2014, 07:50 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (49)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 21st, 2014, 02:49 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (8)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (49)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 21st, 2014, 04:19 PM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (49)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 22nd, 2014, 02:44 AM
Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (10)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (49)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2014, 03:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (10)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 22nd, 2014, 09:39 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (4)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 22nd, 2014, 05:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (5)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 23rd, 2014, 03:09 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (5)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (12)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 23rd, 2014, 09:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (5)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 23rd, 2014, 05:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (5)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2014, 08:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (5)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 24th, 2014, 10:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2014, 09:31 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (34)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 25th, 2014, 11:15 PM
st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (35)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2014, 01:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (35)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 26th, 2014, 11:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (35)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
August 26th, 2014, 10:20 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (36)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)