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Draygon
June 26th, 2010, 03:27 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (43)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (22)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 11th, 2010, 10:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (44)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (22)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Leucothea29
July 18th, 2010, 08:45 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (44)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (22)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 19th, 2010, 01:21 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (45)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (22)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Drazeney
July 20th, 2010, 05:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (45)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (22)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Draygon
July 20th, 2010, 05:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (45)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 24th, 2010, 12:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (46)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 25th, 2010, 05:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (47)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

-Plot::Twist-
July 27th, 2010, 01:55 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)

Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (47)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 27th, 2010, 02:02 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (48)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

-Plot::Twist-
July 29th, 2010, 05:05 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)

Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (49)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
July 30th, 2010, 06:43 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 3rd, 2010, 04:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





Jayne: "How big a room?" (23)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (4)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 3rd, 2010, 05:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (24)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (4)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 4th, 2010, 03:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (25)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (4)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 4th, 2010, 07:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (25)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 5th, 2010, 01:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (26)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 5th, 2010, 02:55 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (26)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (8)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 6th, 2010, 01:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (27)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (8)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 6th, 2010, 02:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (27)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 6th, 2010, 05:17 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (27)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 7th, 2010, 01:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (28)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (9)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 7th, 2010, 02:16 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (28)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (10)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 8th, 2010, 01:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (29)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (10)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 8th, 2010, 04:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (29)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (11)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 8th, 2010, 12:11 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (29)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 9th, 2010, 01:26 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (30)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 9th, 2010, 04:09 AM
Re: Favorite Jayne Quotes
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (30)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 10th, 2010, 01:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (31)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 10th, 2010, 03:57 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (31)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 11th, 2010, 12:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (32)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 12th, 2010, 12:43 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (33)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 12th, 2010, 02:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (33)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (15)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 13th, 2010, 12:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (34)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (15)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 13th, 2010, 01:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (34)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (16)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 14th, 2010, 01:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (35)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (16)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 14th, 2010, 03:54 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (35)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (17)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 15th, 2010, 04:17 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (36)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (17)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 15th, 2010, 06:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (36)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (18)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 16th, 2010, 02:24 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (37)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (18)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 16th, 2010, 06:53 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (37)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 17th, 2010, 01:15 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (38)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 17th, 2010, 04:49 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (38)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 18th, 2010, 02:09 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (39)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 18th, 2010, 07:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (39)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 19th, 2010, 01:00 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (40)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

hallmjo
August 19th, 2010, 07:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (40)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 19th, 2010, 09:10 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (40)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (22)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 20th, 2010, 01:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (41)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (22)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 20th, 2010, 06:27 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (41)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (23)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 21st, 2010, 05:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (42)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (23)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 21st, 2010, 09:35 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (42)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 22nd, 2010, 01:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (43)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 23rd, 2010, 04:30 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (44)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 24th, 2010, 09:17 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (45)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 24th, 2010, 03:18 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (45)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 25th, 2010, 01:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (46)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 25th, 2010, 07:58 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (46)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (26)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 26th, 2010, 03:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (47)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (26)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 26th, 2010, 04:40 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (47)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (27)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

hallmjo
August 26th, 2010, 07:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (47)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (27)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 27th, 2010, 04:59 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (48)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (27)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 27th, 2010, 05:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (48)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (28)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 28th, 2010, 01:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (49)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (28)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 28th, 2010, 04:16 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (49)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (29)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

RubixCube
August 28th, 2010, 07:44 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)





- Jayne: "How big a room?" (49)
- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (29)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
August 29th, 2010, 01:53 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (29)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 29th, 2010, 05:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (30)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Andron
August 30th, 2010, 12:41 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (30)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Eye Of Ra
August 30th, 2010, 05:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (4)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Jper
September 1st, 2010, 09:49 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Eye Of Ra
September 1st, 2010, 02:29 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (32)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Jper
September 2nd, 2010, 01:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (32)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (6)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Andron
September 2nd, 2010, 02:36 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (33)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (6)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Jper
September 3rd, 2010, 12:44 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (33)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Andron
September 3rd, 2010, 07:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (33)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Jper
September 4th, 2010, 12:49 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (33)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Eye Of Ra
September 4th, 2010, 06:06 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (34)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)

Jper
September 5th, 2010, 01:03 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (34)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 5th, 2010, 02:23 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (35)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (7)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 6th, 2010, 01:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (35)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (8)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 6th, 2010, 08:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (36)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (8)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 6th, 2010, 09:23 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (37)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (8)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 7th, 2010, 01:28 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (37)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (9)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 8th, 2010, 02:30 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (38)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (9)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 8th, 2010, 11:39 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (38)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (10)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 8th, 2010, 04:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (39)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (10)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 9th, 2010, 12:09 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (39)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (11) +
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 9th, 2010, 07:31 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (39)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (12) +
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 10th, 2010, 05:26 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (40)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 10th, 2010, 01:03 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (40)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 11th, 2010, 03:30 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (40)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 11th, 2010, 03:44 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 12th, 2010, 04:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (15)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 12th, 2010, 01:59 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (16)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 13th, 2010, 01:12 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (17)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 14th, 2010, 01:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (18)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 14th, 2010, 01:56 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Jper
September 15th, 2010, 01:11 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)

Draygon
September 15th, 2010, 04:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 16th, 2010, 02:10 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (42)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 16th, 2010, 10:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (43)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

Jper
September 16th, 2010, 12:38 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (43)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

Draygon
September 17th, 2010, 12:06 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (43)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 17th, 2010, 03:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 17th, 2010, 01:13 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (21)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 18th, 2010, 01:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (22)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (6)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 18th, 2010, 02:35 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (22)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Draygon
September 18th, 2010, 05:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (22)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 18th, 2010, 10:11 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (23)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 18th, 2010, 01:19 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Draygon
September 18th, 2010, 03:52 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (24)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 19th, 2010, 04:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (7)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 19th, 2010, 08:55 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (8)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 19th, 2010, 12:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (8)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 20th, 2010, 03:57 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (25)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 20th, 2010, 04:40 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (26)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 20th, 2010, 12:34 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (27)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 21st, 2010, 04:52 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (28)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 21st, 2010, 03:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (29)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 22nd, 2010, 01:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (30)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 23rd, 2010, 04:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Eye Of Ra
September 23rd, 2010, 05:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (5)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 23rd, 2010, 12:53 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (6)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 24th, 2010, 01:42 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (31)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 25th, 2010, 01:42 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (32)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 26th, 2010, 08:32 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (33)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 26th, 2010, 10:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (34)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 27th, 2010, 07:56 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (35)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 28th, 2010, 02:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (36)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 28th, 2010, 07:33 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (37)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 29th, 2010, 12:05 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (38)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 29th, 2010, 07:41 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (39)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
September 30th, 2010, 01:59 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (40)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 1st, 2010, 02:44 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (41)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Eye Of Ra
October 1st, 2010, 03:54 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (41)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 2nd, 2010, 01:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (42)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 3rd, 2010, 04:26 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (43)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 12th, 2010, 06:24 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (44)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 13th, 2010, 07:58 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (45)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 14th, 2010, 06:55 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 14th, 2010, 09:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (47)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 18th, 2010, 03:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (48)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 18th, 2010, 03:56 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (49)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 20th, 2010, 06:50 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)





- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (49)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 21st, 2010, 02:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
October 24th, 2010, 12:51 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (5)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 25th, 2010, 10:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (6)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 25th, 2010, 05:22 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (6)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)+
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 26th, 2010, 03:40 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (7)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (4)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
October 27th, 2010, 11:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (7)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (5)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 27th, 2010, 01:04 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (8)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (5)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
October 27th, 2010, 05:23 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (8)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (5)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)+
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
October 28th, 2010, 05:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (9)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (5)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 1st, 2010, 08:16 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (9)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (6)+
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 2nd, 2010, 02:14 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (10) +
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (6)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 5th, 2010, 07:18 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (10) +
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 6th, 2010, 01:38 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (11)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 13th, 2010, 06:57 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (12)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 14th, 2010, 04:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (13)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 20th, 2010, 08:01 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (14)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 21st, 2010, 11:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 21st, 2010, 07:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (16)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 22nd, 2010, 01:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (17)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 23rd, 2010, 08:25 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 24th, 2010, 03:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (8)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 24th, 2010, 07:36 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (9)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 25th, 2010, 05:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 25th, 2010, 08:35 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (11)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 26th, 2010, 07:02 AM
]01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
November 28th, 2010, 08:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (19)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 28th, 2010, 12:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
November 29th, 2010, 12:24 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 29th, 2010, 01:16 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (21)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 29th, 2010, 08:35 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (22)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
November 30th, 2010, 03:34 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (4)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
November 30th, 2010, 10:31 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (5)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
November 30th, 2010, 07:50 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (6)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 1st, 2010, 02:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 4th, 2010, 06:15 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (5)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 4th, 2010, 01:03 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 6th, 2010, 06:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (48)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 6th, 2010, 09:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (23)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 6th, 2010, 08:12 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (24)+
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 7th, 2010, 03:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (25)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 7th, 2010, 11:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (25)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 8th, 2010, 01:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (26)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 8th, 2010, 12:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (26)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (2)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 9th, 2010, 05:13 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (26)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (3)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 9th, 2010, 08:12 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (26)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 10th, 2010, 07:23 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (27)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 10th, 2010, 12:23 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (4)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 11th, 2010, 01:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (5)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 11th, 2010, 01:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (6)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 12th, 2010, 05:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (8)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (6)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 12th, 2010, 05:27 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (6)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 13th, 2010, 09:23 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (28)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (7)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 13th, 2010, 10:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (29)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (7)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 14th, 2010, 05:21 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (29)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (8)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 14th, 2010, 01:39 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (30)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (8)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 14th, 2010, 07:54 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (31)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (8)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 15th, 2010, 09:52 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (31)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 15th, 2010, 12:46 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (32)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 15th, 2010, 07:08 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (33)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 16th, 2010, 11:13 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (34)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 16th, 2010, 07:33 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (35)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 17th, 2010, 06:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (36)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (9)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 17th, 2010, 07:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (36)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 17th, 2010, 08:28 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (37)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)




I am a bit earlier than usual, but this is my post for Saturday. ;) :) I'm working the rest of the day. :)

mrscopterdoc
December 18th, 2010, 07:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (38)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 19th, 2010, 04:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (39)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 19th, 2010, 07:54 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (39)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (11)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 19th, 2010, 07:59 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (39)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 20th, 2010, 09:00 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (40)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 20th, 2010, 09:20 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (41)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 20th, 2010, 07:24 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (42)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 21st, 2010, 05:41 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (42)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 21st, 2010, 09:58 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (43)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 22nd, 2010, 06:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (43)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 22nd, 2010, 08:50 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (44)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 23rd, 2010, 10:05 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (45)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 23rd, 2010, 07:50 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (46)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 24th, 2010, 08:00 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (47)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 25th, 2010, 03:00 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (48)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
December 25th, 2010, 01:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (48)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 26th, 2010, 01:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (49)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (12)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 26th, 2010, 08:27 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)




- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (49)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (13)+
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 27th, 2010, 01:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)



- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)

- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 27th, 2010, 07:52 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)



- Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)+
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 28th, 2010, 01:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (13)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 30th, 2010, 07:07 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (14)+
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (9)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
December 31st, 2010, 03:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (10)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
December 31st, 2010, 08:55 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (14)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 1st, 2011, 01:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (15)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
January 2nd, 2011, 08:01 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (16)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 3rd, 2011, 12:25 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (17)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
January 3rd, 2011, 08:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (18)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 4th, 2011, 12:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (15)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
January 5th, 2011, 12:29 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (16)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 5th, 2011, 02:38 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (17)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2011, 08:17 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (18)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
January 6th, 2011, 05:35 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (19)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (11)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 6th, 2011, 01:10 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (19)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (12)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Andron
January 7th, 2011, 08:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (12)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (1)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 7th, 2011, 08:33 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (12)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (1)

Jper
January 8th, 2011, 10:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (19)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (12)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (2)

mrscopterdoc
January 8th, 2011, 07:16 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (20)+
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (12)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (2)

Jper
January 9th, 2011, 05:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (13)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (2)

mrscopterdoc
January 10th, 2011, 08:12 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (14)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (2)

Jper
January 11th, 2011, 01:03 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)
24th - Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (50)
25th - Jayne: "How big a room?" (50)
26th - Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (50)
27th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
28th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)




- Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (20)
- Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (20)
- Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (10)
- Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (15)
- Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (7)
- Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
- Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
- Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
- Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (2)
- Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (2)