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mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2010, 10:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(28)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)+
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 12th, 2010, 11:09 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(28)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 12th, 2010, 02:59 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 13th, 2010, 08:31 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (14)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 13th, 2010, 09:17 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (15)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 13th, 2010, 01:02 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (48)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (15)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 14th, 2010, 08:48 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (48)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 14th, 2010, 10:45 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (48)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 14th, 2010, 11:26 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (49)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 15th, 2010, 07:39 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (49)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 15th, 2010, 05:06 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (49)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 16th, 2010, 04:58 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 17th, 2010, 04:36 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 18th, 2010, 10:01 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 18th, 2010, 06:05 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 19th, 2010, 07:23 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (22)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 20th, 2010, 04:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(29)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 20th, 2010, 02:16 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(30)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 22nd, 2010, 07:09 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(30)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (24)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
January 22nd, 2010, 11:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (43)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(30)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (24)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 23rd, 2010, 04:32 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (43)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (24)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 23rd, 2010, 06:48 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (43)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (25)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 23rd, 2010, 07:25 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (44)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (25)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 23rd, 2010, 06:44 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (44)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
January 24th, 2010, 05:56 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (45)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 24th, 2010, 08:44 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 24th, 2010, 10:28 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(31)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (27)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 25th, 2010, 12:30 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (27)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 25th, 2010, 07:31 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
January 25th, 2010, 07:38 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (47)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
January 26th, 2010, 01:07 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Cold Fuzz
January 26th, 2010, 01:52 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 26th, 2010, 07:11 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(32)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (29)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 26th, 2010, 11:37 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(33)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (29)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 27th, 2010, 12:29 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(33)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 27th, 2010, 05:32 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(33)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 28th, 2010, 06:41 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(33)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 28th, 2010, 07:43 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(33)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (32)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 29th, 2010, 05:30 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)


Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(34)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (32)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
January 29th, 2010, 05:54 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(34)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (32)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 29th, 2010, 06:53 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(34)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (33)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 29th, 2010, 08:39 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(34)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (33)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 30th, 2010, 10:08 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(34)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (34)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
January 31st, 2010, 05:28 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (34)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
January 31st, 2010, 08:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (35)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

mrscopterdoc
January 31st, 2010, 09:52 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
January 31st, 2010, 10:03 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
January 31st, 2010, 06:24 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 1st, 2010, 06:52 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (38)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(35)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
February 1st, 2010, 10:42 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (38)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 2nd, 2010, 01:54 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (39)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 2nd, 2010, 07:53 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (40)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
February 2nd, 2010, 12:26 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (40)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 3rd, 2010, 07:25 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (41)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 4th, 2010, 06:37 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (42)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 4th, 2010, 07:58 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (43)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
February 4th, 2010, 07:43 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (44)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 5th, 2010, 06:57 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (45)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 5th, 2010, 08:22 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
February 5th, 2010, 01:54 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 6th, 2010, 04:49 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (46)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 6th, 2010, 07:14 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (47)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

LoneStar1836
February 6th, 2010, 08:51 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (47)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
February 6th, 2010, 07:36 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
February 7th, 2010, 01:16 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(39)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 7th, 2010, 02:20 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (48)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 7th, 2010, 07:43 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)



Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
February 7th, 2010, 02:33 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (5)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 8th, 2010, 04:59 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 8th, 2010, 09:18 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 9th, 2010, 05:23 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (4)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Andron
February 9th, 2010, 07:27 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (4)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

dragongirl
February 9th, 2010, 10:41 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (5)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Leucothea29
February 9th, 2010, 06:30 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (5)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)

Jper
February 10th, 2010, 04:50 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (5)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)

dragongirl
February 10th, 2010, 09:15 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)

Andron
February 10th, 2010, 12:13 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)

Jper
February 11th, 2010, 04:26 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)

dragongirl
February 11th, 2010, 06:35 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)

Jper
February 12th, 2010, 02:06 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (7)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)

dragongirl
February 12th, 2010, 06:13 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (10)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)

Leucothea29
February 12th, 2010, 07:07 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (11)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)

Jper
February 13th, 2010, 01:09 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (11)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)

Andron
February 13th, 2010, 04:10 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (11)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)

LoneStar1836
February 13th, 2010, 08:11 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (12)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (8)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)

dragongirl
February 13th, 2010, 08:49 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (12)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)

Jper
February 14th, 2010, 02:33 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (12)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (9)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

dragongirl
February 14th, 2010, 06:19 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (12)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

LoneStar1836
February 14th, 2010, 09:07 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (13)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

Leucothea29
February 14th, 2010, 04:31 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (14)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

Jper
February 15th, 2010, 01:34 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (15)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

LoneStar1836
February 15th, 2010, 07:23 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (16)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

dragongirl
February 15th, 2010, 08:14 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (16)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (1)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

pisces27
February 15th, 2010, 08:43 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (16)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

Jper
February 16th, 2010, 01:40 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

dragongirl
February 16th, 2010, 09:05 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (1)

Jper
February 18th, 2010, 01:39 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

dragongirl
February 18th, 2010, 06:36 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

mrscopterdoc
February 18th, 2010, 01:34 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)+
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

dragongirl
February 19th, 2010, 07:28 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (17)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (14)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)+
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

LoneStar1836
February 21st, 2010, 11:01 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (18)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (14)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

dragongirl
February 23rd, 2010, 07:08 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (18)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (15)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

mrscopterdoc
February 24th, 2010, 05:38 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (18)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

dragongirl
February 25th, 2010, 06:24 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (18)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

LoneStar1836
February 25th, 2010, 06:36 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (19)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

dragongirl
February 26th, 2010, 06:42 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (19)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)

Leucothea29
February 27th, 2010, 07:52 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (19)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2) Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
February 28th, 2010, 06:32 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (19)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2) Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
February 28th, 2010, 02:18 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2) Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 1st, 2010, 11:40 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 2nd, 2010, 06:48 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 2nd, 2010, 11:13 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 3rd, 2010, 08:23 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(43)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (21)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 3rd, 2010, 10:36 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (21)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 4th, 2010, 03:40 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (21)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 4th, 2010, 06:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (22)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (3)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 5th, 2010, 02:30 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (22)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (4)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 5th, 2010, 05:58 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (23)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (4)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 5th, 2010, 08:15 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (44)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (23)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (4)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 5th, 2010, 09:48 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (45)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (23)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 6th, 2010, 02:18 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (45)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (23)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 6th, 2010, 06:41 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (45)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (24)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 6th, 2010, 11:35 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (24)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 7th, 2010, 01:24 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (24)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 7th, 2010, 06:47 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (25)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 7th, 2010, 09:06 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (25)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (22)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 8th, 2010, 06:36 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (25)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 8th, 2010, 07:34 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (26)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 9th, 2010, 04:01 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (26)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 9th, 2010, 08:12 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (27)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 10th, 2010, 02:34 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (27)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 10th, 2010, 05:31 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (46)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (28)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 10th, 2010, 12:57 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (28)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 11th, 2010, 04:15 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (28)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 11th, 2010, 06:48 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (29)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 12th, 2010, 01:11 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (29)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 12th, 2010, 01:12 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (29)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 12th, 2010, 06:06 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (30)+
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (10)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 13th, 2010, 02:53 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (30)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (23)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 13th, 2010, 07:28 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (30)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (24)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 13th, 2010, 07:44 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (31)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (24)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (11)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 14th, 2010, 01:01 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (31)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (24)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 14th, 2010, 07:13 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (32)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (24)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 14th, 2010, 09:52 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (47)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (32)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Andron
March 14th, 2010, 01:37 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (32)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (12)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 15th, 2010, 02:59 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (32)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 15th, 2010, 06:50 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (33)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Leucothea29
March 15th, 2010, 08:08 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (33)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (13)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 16th, 2010, 05:28 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (33)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (14)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 16th, 2010, 07:42 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (34)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (14)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 17th, 2010, 03:01 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (34)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (15)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 17th, 2010, 06:43 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (35)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (15)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 18th, 2010, 06:22 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (35)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 18th, 2010, 08:06 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (16)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 19th, 2010, 05:58 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (36)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 19th, 2010, 07:39 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 20th, 2010, 03:40 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 20th, 2010, 07:20 AM
]1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 20th, 2010, 07:42 AM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (26)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 20th, 2010, 07:10 PM
1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (27)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 21st, 2010, 03:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (38)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (28)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 21st, 2010, 07:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (39)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (28)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 21st, 2010, 08:24 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (39)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (29)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 22nd, 2010, 02:50 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (39)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (30)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 22nd, 2010, 07:36 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (40)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (30)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 23rd, 2010, 06:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (41)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (30)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 23rd, 2010, 10:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (30)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 24th, 2010, 02:35 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (42)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (31)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 24th, 2010, 07:21 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (31)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 24th, 2010, 04:14 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (32)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 24th, 2010, 07:40 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (33)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 24th, 2010, 09:48 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (43)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 25th, 2010, 07:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (44)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 26th, 2010, 07:15 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (45)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 26th, 2010, 07:35 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (46)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 27th, 2010, 06:31 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (47)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 27th, 2010, 07:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (34)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 27th, 2010, 10:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (35)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 28th, 2010, 05:14 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)


Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (36)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 28th, 2010, 07:57 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (36)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 28th, 2010, 12:01 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (37)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 28th, 2010, 01:49 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (38)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

_42
March 28th, 2010, 06:16 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (49)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (38)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 29th, 2010, 03:10 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)



Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (49)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (49)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (39)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 29th, 2010, 06:58 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (49)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (39)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 30th, 2010, 04:17 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (49)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (40)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 30th, 2010, 07:50 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)



Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (49)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (40)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Drazeney
March 31st, 2010, 01:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (40)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (18)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
March 31st, 2010, 07:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (40)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
March 31st, 2010, 09:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (40)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (10)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
March 31st, 2010, 09:42 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (41)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (10)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
April 1st, 2010, 08:37 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (41)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (19)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (11)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
April 1st, 2010, 09:32 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (41)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (11)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

mrscopterdoc
April 1st, 2010, 06:11 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (42)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (20)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (11)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
April 2nd, 2010, 06:59 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (42)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (11)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
April 2nd, 2010, 07:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (42)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
April 2nd, 2010, 07:39 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (43)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
April 3rd, 2010, 01:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (44)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

Jper
April 4th, 2010, 05:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (45)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

dragongirl
April 4th, 2010, 07:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (45)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)

LoneStar1836
April 4th, 2010, 11:47 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (46)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 5th, 2010, 01:32 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (47)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

LoneStar1836
April 5th, 2010, 09:49 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (48)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 6th, 2010, 03:14 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)



Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (49)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 7th, 2010, 01:11 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 7th, 2010, 08:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (21)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (14)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 8th, 2010, 01:07 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (22)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (14)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 8th, 2010, 09:12 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (22)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (15)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 9th, 2010, 02:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (23)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (15)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 10th, 2010, 01:08 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (24)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (15)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 10th, 2010, 07:45 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (24)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (16)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 11th, 2010, 01:38 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (25)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (16)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

LoneStar1836
April 11th, 2010, 10:01 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (25)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (16)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 12th, 2010, 02:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (16)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 12th, 2010, 06:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (17)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

LoneStar1836
April 12th, 2010, 08:29 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (26)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (17)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 13th, 2010, 02:26 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (27)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (17)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 14th, 2010, 07:11 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (27)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (18)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 15th, 2010, 04:50 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (18)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 15th, 2010, 09:52 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (28)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (19)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 16th, 2010, 02:18 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (29)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (19)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

dragongirl
April 17th, 2010, 07:22 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (29)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Jper
April 17th, 2010, 07:26 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

LoneStar1836
April 17th, 2010, 08:04 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

Andron
April 17th, 2010, 08:19 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)

etana
April 17th, 2010, 09:26 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (1)

LoneStar1836
April 18th, 2010, 10:03 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (30)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (1)

Jper
April 18th, 2010, 12:31 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (1)

LoneStar1836
April 19th, 2010, 06:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (20)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (1)

dragongirl
April 19th, 2010, 07:32 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (1)

-Plot::Twist-
April 19th, 2010, 01:06 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (31)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

Jper
April 19th, 2010, 01:57 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (32)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

mrscopterdoc
April 22nd, 2010, 04:40 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (33)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

Jper
April 22nd, 2010, 04:48 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (34)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

LoneStar1836
April 24th, 2010, 08:28 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (34)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

Jper
April 24th, 2010, 12:05 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (35)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

mrscopterdoc
May 19th, 2010, 04:04 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (35)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (2)

Leucothea29
June 11th, 2010, 09:43 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (35)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

GenieinaZPM
June 12th, 2010, 11:01 PM
That's a lot of Jayne quotes haha. He's my favorite Firefly character. Just to add some that I haven't seen on this list yet:

Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal: "I'm standing right here."
Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud."
Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."

Jayne (hitting cows with his shirt): "Go on, get along"
Mal: "You know, they walk just as easy if you lead them"
Jayne: "I like smackin' them"

Jper
June 13th, 2010, 01:03 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (36)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

mrscopterdoc
June 13th, 2010, 08:21 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (37)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 14th, 2010, 03:54 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (38)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Leucothea29
June 14th, 2010, 08:21 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (38)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 15th, 2010, 12:48 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (39)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 16th, 2010, 02:34 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (40)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

LoneStar1836
June 17th, 2010, 07:02 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (40)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Leucothea29
June 17th, 2010, 04:22 PM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (40)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 19th, 2010, 07:46 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (41)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 20th, 2010, 12:51 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (42)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)

Jper
June 24th, 2010, 02:56 AM
01st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
02nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
03rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
04th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
05th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
06th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
07th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
08th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
09th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
21st - Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (50)
22nd - Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (50)
23rd - Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (50)



Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (43)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (21)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (3)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (3)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)