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Britta
October 6th, 2015, 02:07 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (35)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (33)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 7th, 2015, 05:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (33)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2015, 12:47 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (34)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
October 8th, 2015, 02:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (35)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 8th, 2015, 07:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (37)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (35)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (37)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (36)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 9th, 2015, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (38)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (36)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 10th, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (38)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (37)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 10th, 2015, 12:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (39)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (37)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (39)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (38)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 11th, 2015, 12:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (40)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (38)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 12th, 2015, 08:37 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (41)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (38)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2015, 01:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (41)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (39)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 13th, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (42)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (39)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (42)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (40)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 14th, 2015, 06:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (43)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (40)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 15th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (44)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (40)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (44)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (41)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 16th, 2015, 10:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (45)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (41)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2015, 02:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (45)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (42)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 17th, 2015, 12:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (46)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (42)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 17th, 2015, 01:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (46)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (43)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 18th, 2015, 06:09 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (47)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (43)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 18th, 2015, 12:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (47)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (44)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 19th, 2015, 09:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (48)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (44)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 19th, 2015, 11:33 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (48)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (45)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 20th, 2015, 09:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (49)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (45)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2015, 01:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (49)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (46)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 21st, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (46)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (47)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 22nd, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (47)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (48)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 23rd, 2015, 08:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (48)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (49)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 26th, 2015, 03:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (49)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (3)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 27th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (49)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (4)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2015, 03:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (4)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 28th, 2015, 05:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (5)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2015, 03:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (1)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (5)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 29th, 2015, 04:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (1)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (6)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2015, 01:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (2)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (6)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
October 30th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (2)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (3)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 1st, 2015, 05:52 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (3)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (4)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 2nd, 2015, 03:26 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (4)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 3rd, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (5)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 3rd, 2015, 06:39 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (5)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 4th, 2015, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (6)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 4th, 2015, 02:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (6)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2015, 02:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (7)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 5th, 2015, 04:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (7)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2015, 03:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (8)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 7th, 2015, 05:44 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (8)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (9)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 9th, 2015, 09:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (9)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 9th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (10)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 10th, 2015, 09:43 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (10)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2015, 02:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (11)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 11th, 2015, 03:29 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (11)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 12th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (12)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 12th, 2015, 04:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (12)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2015, 12:53 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (13)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 13th, 2015, 03:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (13)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 14th, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (14)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2015, 04:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (14)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2015, 02:09 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (15)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 15th, 2015, 05:26 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (15)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 16th, 2015, 02:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (16)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 16th, 2015, 05:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (16)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 17th, 2015, 02:50 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (17)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 17th, 2015, 03:30 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (17)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 18th, 2015, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
November 18th, 2015, 06:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 19th, 2015, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 29th, 2015, 09:47 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (20)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 29th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (21)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 1st, 2015, 05:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (21)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 2nd, 2015, 01:41 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (22)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (22)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 3rd, 2015, 01:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (22)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 3rd, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (23)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 5th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (23)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 5th, 2015, 02:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (24)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 6th, 2015, 05:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (28)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (24)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (28)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 7th, 2015, 04:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (29)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
December 8th, 2015, 09:54 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (30)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 8th, 2015, 02:13 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (30)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 10th, 2016, 01:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (31)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 12th, 2016, 03:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (32)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 13th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (32)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 14th, 2016, 05:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (33)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (33)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (28)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 15th, 2016, 03:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (34)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (28)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2016, 09:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (34)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (29)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 16th, 2016, 02:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (35)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (29)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (35)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (30)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 18th, 2016, 05:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (30)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 19th, 2016, 02:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (31)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 19th, 2016, 05:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (37)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (31)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 20th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (37)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (32)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 20th, 2016, 06:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (38)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (32)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 21st, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (38)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (33)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 24th, 2016, 05:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (39)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (33)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 25th, 2016, 01:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (39)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 26th, 2016, 08:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (40)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 26th, 2016, 12:19 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (40)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 27th, 2016, 05:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (41)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 28th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (41)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (36)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 28th, 2016, 05:23 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (42)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (36)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 29th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (42)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (37)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 29th, 2016, 05:11 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (43)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (37)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 30th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (43)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (38)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 30th, 2016, 06:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (44)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (38)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2016, 01:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (44)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (39)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
January 31st, 2016, 06:29 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (45)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (39)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 1st, 2016, 09:08 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (46)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (39)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 1st, 2016, 01:33 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (46)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (40)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 2nd, 2016, 05:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (47)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (40)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 3rd, 2016, 04:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (48)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (40)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2016, 12:39 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (48)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (41)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 4th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (49)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (41)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 5th, 2016, 02:23 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)


Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (49)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (42)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 5th, 2016, 06:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (42)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 6th, 2016, 02:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (43)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 6th, 2016, 05:41 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (43)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2016, 12:49 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (44)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 8th, 2016, 06:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (2)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (44)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 9th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (2)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (45)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 9th, 2016, 05:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (45)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (46)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 11th, 2016, 05:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (46)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 12th, 2016, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (47)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 13th, 2016, 03:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (47)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 14th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (48)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 14th, 2016, 03:41 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (48)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 15th, 2016, 01:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (49)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 15th, 2016, 05:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (49)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 16th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 16th, 2016, 04:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 17th, 2016, 02:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 17th, 2016, 06:39 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 18th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (2)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 18th, 2016, 05:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (2)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 19th, 2016, 01:39 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (3)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 19th, 2016, 06:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (3)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2016, 02:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (4)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 20th, 2016, 05:26 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (4)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 21st, 2016, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 21st, 2016, 03:50 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2016, 02:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 22nd, 2016, 06:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2016, 02:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 23rd, 2016, 05:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 24th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 25th, 2016, 05:09 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 26th, 2016, 04:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2016, 01:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (10)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 27th, 2016, 04:25 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (10)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
February 29th, 2016, 02:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
February 29th, 2016, 03:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 1st, 2016, 01:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 1st, 2016, 03:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 2nd, 2016, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (13)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2016, 05:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (13)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 3rd, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2016, 01:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2016, 01:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2016, 03:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 5th, 2016, 12:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (16)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2016, 05:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (16)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 6th, 2016, 02:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (17)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2016, 03:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (17)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 8th, 2016, 01:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (18)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2016, 03:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (18)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 9th, 2016, 02:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (19)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2016, 05:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (19)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2016, 03:44 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (20)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2016, 07:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (28)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (20)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2016, 03:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (28)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (21)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2016, 05:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (29)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (21)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2016, 03:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (29)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (22)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2016, 05:58 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (30)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (22)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2016, 06:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (31)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (22)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (31)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (23)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2016, 04:49 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (32)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (23)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2016, 03:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (32)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2016, 06:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (33)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2016, 09:39 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (34)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 23rd, 2016, 03:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (34)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (25)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2016, 04:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (35)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (25)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2016, 03:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (35)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (26)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2016, 06:49 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (36)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (26)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (36)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2016, 05:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (37)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2016, 05:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (38)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2016, 06:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (39)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (27)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (39)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2016, 05:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (40)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2016, 01:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (40)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2016, 04:20 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (41)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2016, 02:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (41)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (30)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2016, 02:49 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (42)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (30)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (42)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (31)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2016, 05:50 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (43)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (31)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2016, 01:58 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (43)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (32)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (44)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (32)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (44)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (33)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2016, 05:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (45)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (33)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2016, 02:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (45)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (34)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2016, 06:19 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (46)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (34)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 9th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (46)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (35)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2016, 07:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (35)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2016, 02:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (47)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (36)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 16th, 2016, 07:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (48)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (36)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2016, 06:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (49)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (36)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2016, 02:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)



Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (49)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (37)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2016, 06:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (37)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2016, 02:07 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (38)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2016, 07:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (38)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (39)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2016, 07:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (39)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (2)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (40)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (2)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2016, 12:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (40)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2016, 02:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2016, 06:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (41)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2016, 02:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (42)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
17th - Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (50)
18th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
19th - Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (50)
20th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
21st - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)



Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (43)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2016, 07:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th -